xXx: The Return of Xander Cage

[TheVileOne]

Are they going to address how they killed the character off?

 

[Temenos]

"It was a decoy” or some other nonsense. Who cares?!

I hardly think the audience for this is going to be clamoring for answers to a film from 11 years ago.

 

[TheVileOne]

I care.

 

[dude stannis]

Maybe Alan Dean Foster will explain it in the movie novelisation.

 

[Marvolo]

These posters:

 

[dude stannis]

Wait those people are actually in the film?

 

[Temenos]

They've even got a poster for football (soccer) star Neymar Jr.

 

[Marvolo]

What is this ****?

 

[Greens]

Is he in the middle of a dance routine there?

 

[I Am The Knight]

That Neymar Jr. poster makes the film look like a Step Up sequel.

 

[terry78]

Nicky Jam?

**** you.

 

[Hunter Rider]

These posters:

Hey, there's nothing wrong with Nina Dobrev. Did Bisping replace Connor McGregor?

 

[Hunter Rider]

What is this ****?

So I didn't imagine this lol, is Neymar actually in the film?

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[Greens]

How many ****ing characters need their own poster?

 

[Hunter Rider]

How many ****ing characters need their own poster?

 

[Rowsdower!]

But does Becky have the good hair?

 

[MadVillainy]

I care.

lmao why?

it's xXx: the return of xander cage

 

[Rowsdower!]

Maybe I'd forgotten, but I had no idea most of these people were even in this movie. The Hound? Donnie Yen? TONI COLLETTE? I'm sure this movie will be terrible but it's going to be fun to see whether all of these people actually give their roles some effort or if they just totally phone it in. Either would be acceptable, I think.

 

[I Am The Knight]

WTF. Why are there so many character posters

 

[Blitzkrieg]

So I didn't imagine this lol, is Neymar actually in the film?

Van Diesel himself revealed that Neymar Jr will be in this movie and also this....

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[I Am The Knight]

Lawd.

 

[Rowsdower!]

WTF. Why are there so many character posters

I think they should start doing this for every movie. Just imagine how much better Batman v. Superman would have been if EVERY side character got a poster.

SCOOT MCNAIRY IS WALLY

HOLLY HUNTER IS JUNE

CALLAN MULVEY IS ANATOLI

TAO OKAMOTO IS MERCY

LAURENCE FISHBURNE IS PERRY

DIANE LANE IS MARTHA

LAUREN COHAN IS OTHER MARTHA

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN IS THOMAS

HARRY LENNIX IS SWANWICK

JENA MALONE IS CUT

MICHAEL CASSIDY IS MAYBE JIMMY

PATRICK WILSON IS THE PRESIDENT'S VOICE

MICHAEL SHANNON IS A CORPSE

SEN. PATRICK LEAHY IS HIMSELF

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON IS HIMSELF

SOLEDAD O'BRIEN IS HERSELF

CHRIS PINE IS A PHOTO OF STEVE

 

[I Am The Knight]

Oh man you just made my day t:

 

[Rowsdower!]

Oh man you just made my day t:

LOL, glad to hear it.