you know what I hate, is when u suck something so hard it shoots down your throat :(

[E. Bison]

how do sword swallowers swallow swords without getting hurt?

They first eat melted peanut butter and then ice water which hardens the peanut butter in their esauphagus. When they put the sword down their throat the hardened peanut butter prevents any incisions.

 

[JLBats]

Lol

 

[rodhulk]

how do sword swallowers swallow swords without getting hurt?

I've seriously done that a few times.

 

[Kaleb]

They first eat melted peanut butter and then ice water which hardens the peanut butter in their esauphagus. When they put the sword down their throat the hardened peanut butter prevents any incisions.

can anyone confirm if this is true ?

 

[rodhulk]

can anyone confirm if this is true ?

No, no, no.........no......

It takes about a year or two of practice, it's pretty much breathing techniques.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Its happend twice now as I was sucking on a some tescos fruit flavoured sherbets. I thought I was going to die

could you have come up with a more gay thread title?!?

 

[Kaleb]

its about sweets

 

[Leto Atrides]

Mind the step children Kaleb.

What's up with this person's name formatting/thread count? Did they get banned and their account partially deleted or something?

 

[Clouseau]

I've seriously done that a few times.

well good! i should hope you've never jokingly tried to swallow a sword!

 

[Superman79]

The title of this thread sounds soooo very wrong

 

[Clouseau]

The title of this thread sounds soooo very wrong

i suspect that's on purpose...

 

[Kaleb]

well the thread didnt sound right been called '' so I was sucking on a sweet and all of a sudden it shot down my mouth''

or ''help im choking on something''

 

[Space Moose]

Goddamn golfballs!

 

[Batty for Bats!]

why not mishmash? "Help, I'm choking on a candy-sucker!"

No problemo.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

God, what's with all the sucking on these boards recently? My sig isn't long enough for this bs.

 

[Kaleb]

all this sucking

 

[Topdawg]

I LoLd WHEN I READ THE TITLE ahahaha lmao!!!

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

oh man, this thread just begs for some sick jokes. Damn you Kaleb

jokes like that just arnt a challange if there too easy

 

[November Rain]

i thought sword swallowers just have full control of their gag reflex and are able to tilt their head in a manner to allow full acces down their throats?

it seems like something that would be easy to perform if you really wanted to.

 

[Kaleb]

id start of with something smaller , like a butter knife , then move on to perhaps a bread knife

 

[BATFREDDIE]

all this sucking

yeah, first the lolli-pop thread and then this. You guys just can't get enough, can you?

 

[Ronny Shade]

are you calling me gay?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh, I forgot about this one.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

are you calling me gay?

No, that would be like the pot calling the kettle black. Only in this case it's a red pot. Yeah.

 

[Lackey]

how did I miss this :confsued::red: