The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[shadowman2]

You know you're obsessed when...
- Whenever you step outside you walk and make the same faces as the Joker.
- It's all you see when you close your eyes at night.
- Whenever you're out you stop at a store just to find a MM figure.
- The virals become real and the real world is fictional.
- You incorporate quotes into everyday life.

I'm guilty of some of those things. Also when you use Joker quotes randomly with your friends. hahah Also when you use "hahaha" in a lot of the posts.

 

[shadowman2]

I dont wanna sound like a newb or a ******, but what is the MM figure? The Movie Masters figure? Is it rare now? I work at wal-mart and there was a cart filled with em in the back by the recall area.....maybe I should have snatched it

I WISH YOU DID. I've been looking for them EVERYWHERE FOLKS! PM me ASAP. Thanks.

 

[ArkhamAsylum]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TDK WHEN:

you THINK you're the joker and try committing crimes as him..lol

lol.

 

[Matt Mortem]

I WISH YOU DID. I've been looking for them EVERYWHERE FOLKS! PM me ASAP. Thanks.

talk about missing a golden opportunity

 

[philranger]

hey.....is that crane as the Joker?!?!? hehehehe

 

[RazTheGreat]

I friggin' love using the , "And here...we...GO.." phrase. I use it at least once a day.

 

[Kryptongurl84]

When you dress up as Nurse Joker

I was thinking about doing that for Halloween. Thanks for the inspiration buddy!

 

[StillTheKing]

You recite whole scenes with your little brother.

YOU YELL the "theme song". Using words like Duh and DA!

You have 3 posters of TDK in your room along with all the MM figures on display. Hell, even popcorn bags.

You say "Very poor choice of words", A LOT. Especially in a raunchy kind of way t:

One of my favorites, is when someone asks if they can ask a question. Then they ask a question, then I ask if I can ask a question. Then I ask where Harvey Dent is. (If that makes sense)

It's not like I do any of those things though...

 

[bonesawmcgraw]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TDK WHEN:

you THINK you're the joker and try committing crimes as him..lol

lol.

Someone should've dressed up as Batman, kicked his ass and left him tied up for the police.

Oh and you know you're obsessed when you've seen the movie at least once a day since it came out. Try beating that.

 

[donk70]

"Hello self? This reality. Are you there?"


<no answer>

 

[Harrygucha]

You know you're obsessed when this is how bad you wanna see TDK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqJZco-WwXs&watch_response

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

^
That kids not obsessed, hes an idiot!

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

You know you're obsessed when this is how bad you wanna see TDK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqJZco-WwXs&watch_response

WOW!! is all I have to say!

 

[ultimatefan]

Every time you watch the time, by the end you feel like you´re about to have an out-of-body experience.

 

[Lemon]

You know you're obsessed when this is how bad you wanna see TDK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqJZco-WwXs&watch_response

All I have to say is: hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[MasterOfNotAlot]

You know you're obsessed with The Dark Knight when:

All of your ringtones are quotes from the Joker

You kiss a friend's chest goodbye at work, because underneath his work shirt, he is wearing a Joker T-shirt

You find yourself sitting on Photoshop, doing line art, and other things, to Pictures from the movie

Your computer wallpaper is something TDK related

You keep a bag from K-Mart because it has TDK Logo on it

You walk through Blockbuster pointing out every movie you see that has either Aaron Eckhart, Gary Oldman, Christian Bale or Heath Ledger

Everyday you ask a random person, "Have you seen TDK yet?!"

You gather your friends on the weekend to see TDK, despite the fact you've all seen it already... atleast twice

You go to see it alone

You never bought a box of Cheerio's until TDK toys were inserted inside.

You've never walked through the Toy Store, or Toy Aisle, except for during the Holiday Season and for Birthdays, before TDK was released


You walk through the toy store or toy aisle, EVERY time you go out

You have posters of Heath Ledger, despite the fact he's in make up, and you are damn proud of them

You find yourself constantly saying, "LOOK AT YOU GO!" while laughing




But, like everyone else, that's just me

 

[Agent of Chaos]

...you ask your wife to engage in a little adult role play and dress up as a sexy nurse...with Joker make up on.

......







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[HarleenQuinzel]

Dude...Batman toys in the Cheerios boxes are the bomb. Now to the list!
You know you're obsessed with The Dark Knight when:

You try to win the lottery so you can buy your own island and build Gotham City.
You want to legally change your name to one of the characters.
Buy TDK shirts from the little boy section in stores every chance you get (I'm a girl and they're hard to find sometimes okay!

 

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[QUOTE="V";15400732]When your waiter's not brought you your meals and you're demanding to know "WHERE ARE THEY!!!!???"[/QUOTE]
Haha very good one. I'd love to do that but my voice is so.........weak

 

[Beanjuice]

These are mine, which are all true about me. But feel free to make some up. I have a feeling many of you are much more crazier than I am!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH TDK WHEN...

... you've seen it at least five times, even twice in the same day

... you leave messages of Joker quotes on your friend's work phone early in the morning before they get in

... you recite from memory the TDK teaser and theatrical trailers to your friends and family, and even, strangers

... you teach your 2-year-old niece how to say, "WHY SO SERIOUS?"

... you pull up next to a semi-truck on the highway, size it up, and say to yourself, "The Batpod really could drive under that."

... you respond to people with TDK quotes: "WHY SO SERIOUS?", "I'M COUNTING ON IT!", "LOOK AT ME!", "GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"

... you hum the TDK theme song whilst taking a dump

... you use your "Jokerized" dollar bills to pay for purchases

... you shop at thrift stores to find green vests and purple slacks

... you yelled out, "This is the best day of my liiife!" (ala Steve Carell in GET SMART) just before you watched TDK for the first time


PEACE!

Bwahahahaha!! i've done all of those

 

[the_tortel]

when you quote it in your sleep.....

screaming, "WHERE IS HARVEY DENT?!!!!?!" in your sleep can really freak out your spouse the first time...

 

[Beanjuice]

.....When you look at someone and say"Half" before taking a drink of anything


.....When you steal your moms makeup so you can play Joker

.....You waste the money you should use to take a girl o the movies on action figures and cups at walmart


.......You seriously contemplate carving a smile into your face because you think it would look badass


......You visit the TDK forum on superherohype any chance you get

 

[the_tortel]

.....When you look at someone and say"Half" before taking a drink of anything


.....When you steal your moms makeup so you can play Joker

.....You waste the money you should use to take a girl o the movies on action figures and cups at walmart


.......You seriously contemplate carving a smile into your face because you think it would look badass


......You visit the TDK forum on superherohype any chance you get

wow, I've done almost all these things!!!!
and the "half" thing works out well because I usually miss my mouth anyways and have to wipe off my chin a bit..

edit: happy 1,500 posts!

 

[laudanum09]

you know you're obsessed with tdk when all of the bodies with carved grins and greasepaint are starting to stink up the apartment.

 

[Beanjuice]

OOOO!!!


....when you steal silver dollars from your dad's coin collection and scar one side