The Dark Knight Rises You know you watch Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy too much when...

[Figs]

Whenever you hear someone singing or a girl talking you say "What a pretty, pretty voice".

 

[Rowsdower!]

When you're doing a video conference call with a colleague and you refer to him as "The Television."

 

[Mace Dolex]

- When someone asks if you're going to see the new Twilight and your response is "Neva!"

- when you drive off a parking rooftop and start trashing building roofs.

 

[Mob1423]

When you read all of George Clooney's lines in "George Clooney & Chris O'Donnell" in Bale's Batman voice

GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

[Rowsdower!]

When you attempt to pick up women at a bar by paraphrasing Ra's al Ghul.


"How would you like to go home with someone who is more than just a man?"

"Tell me, miss... what do you fear?"

"Do you have the courage to do what is necessary?"

 

[The Sage]

When you're sitting at your desk working and you're playing the soundtrack in your mind.

 

[Silvermoth]

When you're sitting at your desk working and you're playing the soundtrack in your mind.

I have done this.

 

[AnneFan]

When you're driving at speed, weave in and out of traffic and say to yourself "mind if I cut in?"

 

[SingItWithMeNow]

When u put tangerine on your falafel

 

[Mob1423]

When a Joker card appears, you become paranoid around cars and drinking glasses

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

When you're sitting at your desk working and you're playing the soundtrack in your mind.

Fool, I sing it to myself out loud.

 

[The Caped Knight]

When you start to become "More than just a Man, when you devote yourself to an ideal and become something else entirely. Such as A legend."

 

[serendipity]

I see a semi truck drive by me and think "Oh crap, here comes the Joker..."

Or...we're in a hurry driving to get somewhere and I want to yell "MOUNT THE CURB!"

I've always wanted to yell that in a situation. One night, I went out with some friends from college to see Kick-Ass. I think we dropped someone off at their apartment after, and for some reason the driver mounted the curb (deliberately). A once in a lifetime oppurtunity.

 

[A Necessary Evil]

When it snows and you build a snowman, you look at it, and say "hi freeze, I'm batman"

wait....

 

[Mace Dolex]

When your doctor tells you that you have a terminal disease, you respond with "No need to fear doctor......that comes later"

When there's a blackout in your house and you say "You have adapted the dark, I was born in it"