The Dark Knight Rises You know you watch Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy too much when...

[floreairfoot]

You desperately wait for a moment to say "You shouldn't have"; head cocked with your ****e voice turned on.

High-kicking and holding your foot against the wall whispering "cat got your tongue".

 

[DorneyDave]

You respond with "Do what is necessary" at inappropriate times.

Doctor: "I must now examine your prostate"
"Do what is necessary"

 

[batman11]

...when a cyclist heads in your direction, and you scream, "COME ON! HIT ME!"

And then he does, and you break your wrist.

 

[DorneyDave]

When one of the workers selling popcorn says "you again" and the movie has only been out since Friday....

 

[Batmatic]

Is that Bruce Wayne's license plate......or maybe the one on the bus that backs into the bank in TDK?

Bingo. Don't ask me why I choose that one, but I saw the prologue so many times that it just stuck.

 

[Gold Samurai]

You did a favor for someone. You see them again a week later and HOPE they say

"I never said thank you"

to which you reply

"...and you'll never have too."

You proceed to jump off a building ledge.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

They aren't shelving this universe. The story is just over.

well they could just leave batman alone and not reboot.

 

[John Locke]

Whenever some says "nice blank" you respond "you should see my other one."

You describe the strength of sometime as "should hold well against cats"

Something awesome happens and it's "Now that's more like Mr. Wayne."

 

[Rowsdower!]

...when you're being wheeled into the emergency room after a horrific car accident and you say to the doctor, "You know how I got these scars?"

...when football season starts up and you put on your Gotham Rogues jersey.

...when you're at a strip club and a dancer keeps teasing like she's going to remove her shirt, and you scream: "IF I TAKE THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE?!!"

...when every time you buy a pack of Reese's peanut butter cups, you subsciously think that you only have an hour to eat them before the Joker blows up a hospital.

 

[BatProfessor]

When you blow your entire check on Batman toys and collectibles and realize you have no money for food for the next 14 days.

Is it the 30th yet?

 

[karatemanchan37]

When you can quote all three ending montages from memory (though I'm still working on TDKR )

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

When someone says "I swear to-", you cut them off with "SWEAR TO MEE."

When someone thanks you, you say "You don't have to thank me."

You start reciting Harvey Dent whenever you have a coin in your hand.

You have a deep desire to rock climbing just to hear your friends yell "Deshi Basara" at the bottom.

You pronounce "NEVAH!" like Michael Caine.

You pop up behind people, so when they ask "Where are you?", you lean in close and whisper "Here."

There's more, but I just can't think of them right now. t:

 

[Kryptonian Warrior]

When someone asks your name and you respond with "It's not who I am underneath, but what I DO (with emphasis) that defines me." To which you will most likely get a look of , followed by that person walking away.

 

[AnneFan]

You roll your eyes, steal someone's watch and fight over apples.

 

[Schlosser85]

You walk around constantly striking the Bane pose with your coat (even if you're not wearing it).

When someone turns the lights off, you tell them that you were born in darkness.

You subconsciously start talking in Michael Caine's accent.

You style your beard like Ra's Al Ghul.

 

[Batty Belfry]

You call your wife from Walmart to see if she needs anything but you use the Batman voice.

 

[Schlosser85]

You tell your nemesis that they complete you.

 

[SingItWithMeNow]

Your diet consists only of tangerines

 

[Micromind]

When you think that " Training is nothing....will is everything."

 

[jfountain309]

HOCKEY PADS!
lol, nolan batman trilogy rules

 

[Silvermoth]

You ask your boss if he wants to know how you got these scars...

 

[O.Cobblepot]

When...

...your girlfriend asks what you've done with the dog after taking it for a walk and you say, 'Me? I was right here....Who'd you leave him with? You're people...'

...someone asks you what something mean and you simply say 'RISE..'

...your friend askes you what you are watching and you reply 'damned good television...'

...the flight attenedant asks you if you would like anything else and you stare at here and slowly say 'Crashing this plane...with no survivors...'

 

[jmc]

...when you keep acting out key scenes for your own amusement. lol

 

[Brain Damage]

...you go to the prison Charles Bronson is held at and ask him "Are you so desperate to fight criminals that you lock yourself in to take them on one at a time?"

...you try to avoid landing on your head. Headbutting is fine.

...you use a stapler to the back of the neck to intimidate people.

...when one of your friends trips, you mock them by saying "You never did learn to mind your surroundings!"

...when you step out of an elevator you push whoever's in front of you out of the way and gleefully announce, "We made it!"

...you wish you could film your home movies in IMAX. You get jealous that Chris Nolan probably does.

...you never wear hockey pads.

 

[BlueLantern]

....when you randomly shout 'Rachel!' in traffic.

....when you shout 'Swear to me!' if someone says 'I swear to God'.

....when you relate political crises and real world corruption to Batman Begins.