The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[PandaFan]

These are wonderful! I had to register to add my own. Sorry if they are repeats, but I didn't have time to go through the entire thread.

You know you are obsessed with TDK when:

You are delighted that there are people obsessed like you.

When involved in intimate activities with your significant other, you have to resist the urge to yell "Look at you go!"

Haha!

 

[Toxin72]

I'm addicted to flipping coins now thanks to the dark knight so I guess I'm obsessed. I also catch myself lip smacking every once in a while.

 

[Hulk1968]

You know you're obsessed when:

-You're already searching for possible release date for the TDK DVD.

I belive it's December 12, 08

How do I know?

I already pre-ordered it from Blockbuster.

Oh and one more thing.
Obsession can be a great motivator

 

[CELTICPRED]

How do I know I'm obsessed?

Listen to TDK at least once at work everyday.
Listen to the majority of the soundtrack everyday.
Buy 3 TDK shirts off amazon.
Spent 50 bucks on a framed poster tonight. Finally found one that I liked on eBay.
Seen TDK 7 times. 4 times in IMAX.

:I

 

[Ace of Knaves]

......when you stab someone in the face with a broken bottle and repeatedly scream "WHY SOOO SSSERIOUS!!" at them.

 

[OctaviusINC]

You know you're a TDK fan:

When you purposely listen in on "civilians" discussing TDK and correct every single mistake they say in your head.

Actual civilian conversations:
"I love when Joker went up to that guy and was like "Why so Scared?""
"Hey, why did Joker have different stories about his scars? I thought his dad did it?"
"Too bad Keith Ledger died. But I'm going to buy the unrated DVD where they show Joker's kills!"
"Yeah, Johnny Depp is playing the Riddler in the next movie. I skimmed threw it on a movie blog written by a 14 year old. Yeah, I'm a big Batman fan all of a sudden."

*STAMP*
N00b

 

[Ace of Knaves]

lol yea some "civilised people...." conversations are really quite funny, some people are so dumb!!

 

[Turtle-Man]

... when you think TDK is the greatest film ever made.

... when you fail to realize the film isn't perfect.

... when you think Christopher Nolan is god. He isn't.

... when you think anyone who hasn't read the Batman comics is an idiot.

... when you want to dress up as Batman for Halloween.

... when you start trying to create your own Batman suit.

... when you start imitating scenes and characters from the film. What the hell. Licking your lips constantly because the Joker did it... is not good for you.

... when you spend time on SHH every day gossiping about the next Batman film.

... when you actually start admitting to doing the things listed in this thread. That is frightening. You people have gone way over the top with this.

 

[Sonic1002]

... when you paint your face Joker-style on a whim while home alone... or not alone.

 

[Stuntman Mike]

You kow your obsessed when you cut your mouth open and kill your entire family.

 

[donk70]

... When you think tdk is the greatest film ever made.

... When you fail to realize the film isn't perfect.

... When you think christopher nolan is god. He isn't.

... When you think anyone who hasn't read the batman comics is an idiot.

... When you want to dress up as batman for halloween.

... When you start trying to create your own batman suit.

... When you start imitating scenes and characters from the film. What the hell. Licking your lips constantly because the joker did it... Is not good for you.

... When you spend time on shh every day gossiping about the next batman film.

... When you actually start admitting to doing the things listed in this thread. That is frightening. You people have gone way over the top with this.

ftw

 

[alexdunn]

... when you think TDK is the greatest film ever made.

... when you fail to realize the film isn't perfect.

... when you think Christopher Nolan is god. He isn't.

... when you think anyone who hasn't read the Batman comics is an idiot.

... when you want to dress up as Batman for Halloween.

... when you start trying to create your own Batman suit.

... when you start imitating scenes and characters from the film. What the hell. Licking your lips constantly because the Joker did it... is not good for you.

... when you spend time on SHH every day gossiping about the next Batman film.

... when you actually start admitting to doing the things listed in this thread. That is frightening. You people have gone way over the top with this.

When you get pissed at stuff like this. t:

 

[ScarecrowMan666]

When you spend all of your hard earned money on TDK merchandise, and Batman stuff in general. Yes, I am cursed.

 

[agentzelda]

You get up in the morning and check this site while in your pyjamas even before your check your email.

I need help; I'm working now; I can't afford to do this.

 

[runswchainsaw]

When you count down the days until the dvd release even though TDK is still in theatres


and... when you see a school bus and get slightly paranoid...

I now smile when I see a school bus. I also find myself pushing my hair out of my eyes and bouncing up and down in my seat.

I had my significant other confiscate my TDK soundtrack because I didn't want to leave my car until the entire CD had played, so I ended up driving around more than I needed to (not good to waste fuel - gasolines isn't cheap, Joker!). Without my CD, I have to sing the score to myself. I realized at work today that I'd been humming it to myself for hours. I'm sure my co-workers really appreciated that!

The fact that I visit this board daily and actually post replies indicates that I have a problem.

 

[runswchainsaw]

... when you think TDK is the greatest film ever made.

... when you fail to realize the film isn't perfect.

... when you think Christopher Nolan is god. He isn't.

... when you think anyone who hasn't read the Batman comics is an idiot.

... when you want to dress up as Batman for Halloween.

... when you start trying to create your own Batman suit.

... when you start imitating scenes and characters from the film. What the hell. Licking your lips constantly because the Joker did it... is not good for you.

... when you spend time on SHH every day gossiping about the next Batman film.

... when you actually start admitting to doing the things listed in this thread. That is frightening. You people have gone way over the top with this.

I think most of us are aware of the veracity of your last statement, but we just don't care. Yes, that's an indicator, too.

It's fun, a bit sick, yes, but fun.

 

[agentzelda]

I now smile when I see a school bus. I also find myself pushing my hair out of my eyes and bouncing up and down in my seat.

I had my significant other confiscate my TDK soundtrack because I didn't want to leave my car until the entire CD had played, so I ended up driving around more than I needed to (not good to waste fuel - gasolines isn't cheap, Joker!). Without my CD, I have to sing the score to myself. I realized at work today that I'd been humming it to myself for hours. I'm sure my co-workers really appreciated that!

The fact that I visit this board daily and actually post replies indicates that I have a problem.

I push my hair out of my eyes all the time, but it is this year that I went to the side part, come to think of it.

Actually, the day I went downtown to pick up my ticket for the first time I saw TDK I saw school buses.

 

[SimpleTastes]

You found a website with information on the movie, A website you have never seen before, and would have never found without the movie, and have enjoyed looking at the superhero-themed message board.
You begin to look at the message board every day, just to see if there is anything new.
You look at the message board more than once a day, quite a few times, hoping for something new.
You have actually registered with that superhero-themed message board.
You now have fallen into posting on that board.

What have I become....

 

[runswchainsaw]

You found a website with information on the movie, A website you have never seen before, and would have never found without the movie, and have enjoyed looking at the superhero-themed message board.
You begin to look at the message board every day, just to see if there is anything new.
You look at the message board more than once a day, quite a few times, hoping for something new.
You have actually registered with that superhero-themed message board.
You now have fallen into posting on that board.

What have I become....

When you figure out what it is you've become, would you let me know? I'm with you.

 

[Majjic Mouse]

I
I had my significant other confiscate my TDK soundtrack because I didn't want to leave my car until the entire CD had played, so I ended up driving around more than I needed to (not good to waste fuel - gasolines isn't cheap, Joker!). Without my CD, I have to sing the score to myself. I realized at work today that I'd been humming it to myself for hours. I'm sure my co-workers really appreciated that!

t:

Lucky woman that I am, hubby is obsessed as me. I listen to the soundtrack at least twice a day: on my way to and from work and then again when I get home. Problem is I think my little Citroen C1 1.0 is the batmobile and I try to ram people out the way.

My workmates are getting pissed off with me vandalising their To Do notes, screensavers, wallpaper and photos and constantly talking in Joker-speak.

It's getting ridiculous. l swear to God there's some subliminal sh(t in TDK!!!

 

[runswchainsaw]

t:

Lucky woman that I am, hubby is obsessed as me. I listen to the soundtrack at least twice a day: on my way to and from work and then again when I get home. Problem is I think my little Citroen C1 1.0 is the batmobile and I try to ram people out the way.

My workmates are getting pissed off with me vandalising their To Do notes, screensavers, wallpaper and photos and constantly talking in Joker-speak.

It's getting ridiculous. l swear to God there's some subliminal sh(t in TDK!!!

You are a lucky woman.

I blew a speaker in my car listening to the score. No, the CD confiscation didn't last. I started getting twitchy without it.

How does one explain this? I wish I knew.

I'm going to see TDK again tonight. Maybe this time I'll be over it.

(Doubt it.)

 

[Majjic Mouse]

I'm going to see TDK again tonight. Maybe this time I'll be over it.

(Doubt it.)

Never happen. We're off to our 5th viewing on Saturday at the Imax. Meanwhile I'm stocking up on valium to cope with the period between the final showing and December when the DVD is released. I've turned to alcohol already. It's only a matter of time before hard drugs are needed t:

We've already spent about £200 on movie tickets and general DK-related crap and we've a movie memorabilia event coming up soon. Time to remortgage the house

 

[alexdunn]

... when you think TDK is the greatest film ever made.

... when you fail to realize the film isn't perfect.

... when you think Christopher Nolan is god. He isn't.

... when you think anyone who hasn't read the Batman comics is an idiot.

... when you want to dress up as Batman for Halloween.

... when you start trying to create your own Batman suit.

... when you start imitating scenes and characters from the film. What the hell. Licking your lips constantly because the Joker did it... is not good for you.

... when you spend time on SHH every day gossiping about the next Batman film.

... when you actually start admitting to doing the things listed in this thread. That is frightening. You people have gone way over the top with this.

Batman fans...have...no limits.

 

[CFE]

... when you think TDK is the greatest film ever made.

... when you fail to realize the film isn't perfect.

... when you think Christopher Nolan is god. He isn't.

... when you think anyone who hasn't read the Batman comics is an idiot.

... when you want to dress up as Batman for Halloween.

... when you start trying to create your own Batman suit.

... when you start imitating scenes and characters from the film. What the hell. Licking your lips constantly because the Joker did it... is not good for you.

... when you spend time on SHH every day gossiping about the next Batman film.

... when you actually start admitting to doing the things listed in this thread. That is frightening. You people have gone way over the top with this.

So what if people like the film that much? Does it cause you physical pain or something? Do you get cramps and headaches from people enjoying something too much?

Go away and let the rest of us enjoy it then. If you don't see us enjoying "TDK" so much, then you can pretend it isn't there and you can feel better again...cripes...

ftw

Now I remember...I couldn't stand you because of your crummy attitude.

Memory "FTW."

Causing trouble and bringing needless negativity onto the board "FTL."

CFE

 

[ScarecrowMan666]

I still need to get TDK soundtrack...I've been focusing most of my efforts on both lines of action figures...and when that Two Face figure hits, I'm ruined.