The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[BxB402]

OOh OOh!

You spend hours putting on makeup and outfits and stuff to dress up like a character in the movie, only to take pictures of it to post online and sit around the house alone(or with your patient girlfreind) and not go out dressed like that because you look like a doofus.

I have never done this on a day other than halloween or for a costume party.

 

[That-Guy]

The cops are after you for killing a bus driver.

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

You record yourself saying joker quotes...
You want to get a MM figure no matter the cost...
You alredy saw the movie 3 times or more...
You cant wait for the DVD realese...
You´ve a bootleg copy...
You tell everyone to go see it...
You´ve a lot of TDK related stuff...

 

[That-Guy]

You already seen the next movie. It came to you in a dream.

You privately asked God to add an 11th Commandment: Thou shalt watch The Dark Knight and love it.

Not only have you burnt off the left side of your face to look like Two-Face, you've also had the right side of your face reconstructed to look more like Aaron Eckhardt.

 

[Lienlien]

you know you're obsessed with TDK when you wish there was a "Brian Douglas Appreciation Thread"...

 

[Lightning257]

...you're driving on the expressway, see a motorcycle coming up fast from behind you in the rear-view mirror, and for a second swear that you saw fat bat-pod tires on it...until it passes you and you see it's just a normal bike.

This actually happened to me last night on my way home from work.

 

[tuffenoughtoroc]

^ I saw a guy at the restaurant I work at who looks *just* like Aaron Eckhart. I've been finding similarities between actors and every-day people, it's been creeping me out.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

you find yourself having blackouts during the day and when you wake up your surrounded by dead people with smiles cut onto their faces.

 

[PyroChamber]

You give yourself scars because you think they'll look cool with make-up

 

[Ace of Knaves]

you proceed to customise all your treads so that they have a built in flick out knife

 

[PyroChamber]

You went out bungee jumping just to see if you could laugh while falling.

 

[Majjic Mouse]

Hello. I'm new and obsessed with the Joker. Here's the obsessions I cn say yes to

• you leave messages of Joker quotes on your friend's work phone early in the morning before they get in
  [*]you recite from memory the TDK teaser and theatrical trailers to your friends and family, and even, strangers
  [*]You respond to people with TDK quotes: "WHY SO SERIOUS?", "I'M COUNTING ON IT!", "LOOK AT ME!", "GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"
  [*]You hum the TDK theme song whilst taking a dump
  [*]When you dress up as Nurse Joker
  [*]You have more pictures of The Joker on your phone than of you
  [*]It's all you see when you close your eyes at night.
  [*]You incorporate quotes into everyday life.
  [*]All of your ringtones are quotes from the Joker
  [*]Your computer wallpaper is something TDK related
  [*]You find yourself constantly saying, "LOOK AT YOU GO!" while laughing
  [*]You ALWAYS make sure you have at least one pic of The JOker on you, be it in your wallet , on your phone or keyring, as you don't want to be in any situation then you can't whip one out for a look.
  [*]when you semi start believing in some form of anarchy.

The ones that had me rolling on the floor were:-

• You ask your wife to engage in a little adult role play and dress up as a sexy nurse...with Joker make up on.
  [*]You touch yourself while watching TDK.
  [*]When you're mom asks why you're beating up you're little brother you respond with "because he can take it"
  [*]Screaming, "WHERE IS HARVEY DENT?!!!!?!" in your sleep can really freak out your spouse the first time...
  [*]You hit on a woman at a bar and your opening line is, “Well hello, beautiful… you look nervous...”
  [*]You go to a funeral and ask everyone “WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!”

I just took 2 days off work 'sick' to feed my obsession with all things Joker via the web and I've lost 4lbs in weight. How obsessive is that?!!??!!

 

[ArkhamAsylum]

...when THIS kinda does something for you... (no im not posting the rest of em...)

 

[Majjic Mouse]

You know your husband is obsessed with TDK when he can't wait for the next Sci Fi Memorabilia show so he can get a picture of his wife having a knife held to her face by a complete stranger dressed as Joker in a re-enactment of the gatecrashing scene !

And you know you're obsessed with TDK when you can't figure out whether it's a good thing or a bad thing!

 

[DayLucidity]

..you seriously consider tracking down the good-looking guy who said Why So Serious to you on the street* when you were holidaying in San Francisco, on the grounds that he is clearly your soul mate.

*I was wearing my (Mens, due to a lack of good girl ones ) Joker t-shirt at the time. It made my day

There's many more, but that one strikes me as the oddest of my own so far

 

[Majjic Mouse]

You can't wait for the next sci-fi memorabilia event so you can snuggle up to a Joker, like you did to a Batman at the last one, and get all squirmy and girly. And end up having a massive row on your husband for being all dreamy all day and completely pissing him off. Again.

 

[drunkhomer]

i saw it last night in imax for the 4th time....

 

[Majjic Mouse]

I'm doing the 4th time on Thursday, last night it shows in this vicinity. I want to do a 6th so I can do the prison scene as some here have already done.

"Six?"

Oh man, I swear to God heroin is easier to wean yourself off than this

 

[SPIDERMAN117]

When you have seen it "10" times but others have only been to there 6th time

 

[tuffenoughtoroc]

I'm trying to get to six, but currently am at 5 times.

 

[SonikDeath]

You know you're obsessed when you randomly jump in front of people riding motorbikes saying HIT ME.

 

[BatSpider]

When you recommend it to EVERYONE you see

 

[Majjic Mouse]

you try and blow up a tiny little canal boat because you live in the middle of the country and there are no major rivers to blow up ferries on.


And you can't do 10 because you're too skint.

And you love Joker and hubbie's getting weird about it

 

[Spider-Vader]

The day I saw it me & my friend were prank-calling people we know by doing Joker's opening laugh & then saying "& I thought MY jokes were bad" then hanging up. (Ha ha ha ho ho hee hee ha ah ah ha!).

I've also been listening to the theme over & over again (or Molossus s it's called in the BB sound track).

 

[byte19]

i got you all beat! you know you're obsessed with TDK when:

you Tivo! yourself, first in line, on every news channel in Chicago and Reelz Channel!!!

still got them too!