You Might Be A Loser/Geek If....

[SuperZer0]

If you dress as a Bunny on Easter Monday.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you still walk around with a blanket at age 30.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you are a fan of the black and white movies from the 1940-1950s

 

[webhead9707]

If.. You see someone type bamf, and you think Nightcrawler.

 

[Hawkingbird]

If you dream about the up coming Avengers movie

 

[CConn]

If your favorite celebrity couple is Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman.

 

[Thundarr]

If you own a Comic Shop Credit Card . . . You might be a geek.

If you write on your job application form that the languages you are fluent in besides English are Elvish, Klingon, and Wookie . . . and you're not joking . . . You might be a geek.

If you noticed that the above spelling of "Wookiee" is incorrect . . . you might be a geek.

If, at your wedding, you insist on changing the traditional "Wedding March" to the theme from Star Wars . . . you might be a geek.

If you actually own a batleth . . . you might be a geek.

If you walk into the office whistling the theme from Willow, and you haven't seen the movie in over a year . . . you might be a geek.

If you can quote the entire movie The Princess Bride completely by memory . . . you might be a geek.

If everything you know about sex, you learned from watching porn . . . you might be a geek.

If you consider the most important item in your emergency kit to be your copy of The Zombie Survival Guide . . . you might be a geek.

If you know what THAC0 stands for . . . you might be a geek.

If you can tell me what table is printed on page 101 of the AD&D 2nd Edition Players Handbook (without looking it up) . . . you might be a geek.

If you celebrate Life Day every December instead of Christmas, Hanukah, or Kwanza . . . you might be a geek.

If on your census form, under "religion" you write " The Jedi Order" . . . you might be a geek.

If you buy toys, but just display them on shelves still in their boxes instead of taking them out and playing with them . . . you might be a geek.

If you buy comic books, but never take them out of their plastic envelopes and read them . . . you might be a geek.

If you can decipher binary code in your head . . . you might be a geek.

 

[Thundarr]

If you see a beautiful woman walking down the street, and you rate her on a scale of 3 to 18 . . . you might be a geek.

 

[Thundarr]

If you dress as a Bunny on Easter Monday.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, buddy.

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[Thundarr]

If you are a fan of the black and white movies from the 1940-1950s

Do Abbott & Costello movies count?

 

[ripse]

If you think eat without chewing...you might be geek