You Might Be A Loser/Geek If....

[SuperZer0]

If you don't have anything else to watch other than Batman movies.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you think Wonder Womans's lasso is real.

 

[SuperZer0]

If the only friends you have are in Facebook.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you name your children Facebook,Twitter,Amazon,Craigslist,and Ebay.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you buy food online and have groceries delivered to your door.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If your waiting for Raiden to take you to fight in Mortal Kombat.

 

[Vengeance]

if you get excited when Intel announce their new processors

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you think that Tron will fix your computer when you have a virus.

 

[Vengeance]

If you've opened up a laptop before to replace something

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you think spinach will give you super strength like Popeye.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you paid a $500 ticket just to see a 1 minute UFC match.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you're on this website for a week straight without resting.

 

[Vengeance]

If you think changing the contrast/brightness on a tv will make the viewing far more enjoyable

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you think that your car is an Autobot.

 

[Vengeance]

If you try to close the toilet seat lid by just thinking about it then give up and leave it up

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you think Mr.Hanky is real.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you think you thought you were a loser/geek, but you're not!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you want to be a winner like Charlie Sheen.

 

[Vengeance]

If you wish Super Mario was real life & that you were Bowser kidnapping Princess Peach all the time

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you think that a Pacman monster is real.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you read the dictionary as a pastime.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you think Back to the Future was a documentary.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you can spell every superhero names backwards.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you can name all the superheros by heart.

 

[Vengeance]

If you have dartboard with Jar Jar Binks head on