15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Byrd Man

[Marx]

Where did you go camping?

 

[Byrd Man]

Where did you go camping?

Of the two times I went, the first time was to a state park in Georgia. It was also a place with horse trails. We kept our horses next to the tent. Hard enough to sleep on the hard ground for me, especially with the smell of those horses.

Second time was at a state park just outside my home town. Not sure why we went, think it was because my father had just bought a boat and he wanted to camp and spend time on the water during the 4th of July weekend. We all had trouble sleeping at night. Hot and humid, so we were two days into the camping thing when we gave up and drove two miles down the road to our house. Rest of the week we spent our days at the campsite and on the lake, but we just went home and slept at night.

That's my kind of camping

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Look behind you and tell me what you see, please?

 

[Marx]

Of the two times I went, the first time was to a state park in Georgia. It was also a place with horse trails. We kept our horses next to the tent. Hard enough to sleep on the hard ground for me, especially with the smell of those horses.

Second time was at a state park just outside my home town. Not sure why we went, think it was because my father had just bought a boat and he wanted to camp and spend time on the water during the 4th of July weekend. We all had trouble sleeping at night. Hot and humid, so we were two days into the camping thing when we gave up and drove two miles down the road to our house. Rest of the week we spent our days at the campsite and on the lake, but we just went home and slept at night.

That's my kind of camping

...some might call that cheating.

 

[Byrd Man]

Look behind you and tell me what you see, please?

A purple wall with a tiny cockroach...now a dead cockroach running up it. And I think MB is in the next room, I can hear him sobbing himself to sleep.

...some might call that cheating.

It may be that, but I'm in the AC, away from the bugs. I don't care if it's cheating, I like it.

 

[Batman]

A purple wall with a tiny cockroach...now a dead cockroach running up it. And I think MB is in the next room, I can hear him sobbing himself to sleep.

For your information, that's not sobbing.

It's weeping.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Video killed ________

Snooki, Paris Hilton, and Lindsey Lohan? Who would you sex, kill, and marry?

 

[Ipodman]

What's your favourite place on Earth?

 

[Byrd Man]

For your information, that's not sobbing.

It's weeping.

I don't even want to talk about what the rest of your body is doing.

Video killed The Radio Star, Christopher Cross' career, Abraham Zapruder, and Michael Richards' career.

Snooki, Paris Hilton, and Lindsey Lohan? Who would you sex, kill, and marry?

Kill Snooki, have sex with Paris, and marry Lohan. I'm a sucker for conjugal visits.

What's your favourite place on Earth?

The inside of my car while I'm driving. One of my favorite things to do is to just drive for a long period of time on the highway. I can zone out, not worry about my problems and just listen to the radio. Probably the closest I've ever come to therapy is riding in my car.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
What do you eat in the cinema?
Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie?
Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)?
look, you got a time machine, where you going to?
Favorite bond?
Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality.
You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it?
Would you stop if it was hammer time?
Favorite Batman?
Favorite film ever?
Most overrated film ever?
Last person you saw naked?
Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them?
The happiest moment in your life so far?
Whats for dinner in your house today?
Favorite thing to drink?
Ever thought you might be gay?
Favorite item of pick n' mix?
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Favorite Star Wars Character?
What one film should they never, EVER remake?
What one film should they get re making as soon as possible?
What actor do you think you most resemble?
What film have you seen more than any other?
Best smell in the world?
Most horrible smell in the world?
Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone walked in on you?
Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention?
Do you like pina colada?
What about getting caught in the rain?
Any idea what color postman pat's cat is?
Favorite superhero?
Favorite Superhero movie?
Last time you hit someone (with the intention of hurting them)?
How many men women have you slept with?
Do you see the glass half full or half empty?
What was the last lie you told?
A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they?
Tell us something about yourself that may shock us?
You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it?
How often do you work out?
Are you a good dancer?

 

[Erzengel]

Does everyone know about the Byrd?

 

[Byrd Man]

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
My daddy is Mike aka Jed and he's a machinist.

What do you eat in the cinema?
Usually, nothing. I sometimes splurge on a popcorn and coke.

Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie?
Not during the movie, but I might say something to whoever I'm with about the movie trailers. Usually if I'll go see the featured trailer.

Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it?
It's good, especially the special effects. Goddamn!

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
....
TBA

Whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)?
Not really into chips, but you can't go wrong with sour cream & onions.

Look, you got a time machine, where you going to?
This might sound morbid or sick, but I'd want to go back to August 6th, 1945. That's the day Hiroshima was bombed. I want to witness it, from a safe distance obviously. It was a sad, tragic event, but it's probably the biggest single moment of the 20th century. It changed the future of modern, large-scale conflicts forever.

Favorite bond?
Connery. Can't go wrong with the original

Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality.
I love a woman with curves. Boobs and butt are always a plus, but there's something sexy about a woman with a nice shape.

You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it?
Probably Christina Hendricks. Like I said, I love curves, and I also love redheads.

Would you stop if it was hammer time?
Not only would I stop, I'd try to do the goofy dance.

Favorite Batman?
Keaton

Favorite film ever?
Dr. Strangelove

Most overrated film ever?
LOTR movies

Last person you saw naked?
Myself last night.

Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them?
They're free, so yeah.

The happiest moment in your life so far?
The day I got hired for my first real job

Whats for dinner in your house today?
Don't know yet

Favorite thing to drink?
Dr. Pepper

Ever thought you might be gay?
Eh, I wondered once or twice....but then I went to the internet and looked up pictures of woman. Yeeah, I'm all about that.

Favorite item of pick n' mix?
Gummie Bears

Favorite Ghostbuster?
Ray. Everyone likes Venkman's snarky remarks, but Ray is the heart and soul of the group. Without him, it doesn't work.

Favorite Star Wars Character?
Lando

What one film should they never, EVER remake?
Ghostbusters

What one film should they get re making as soon as possible?
Daredevil

What actor do you think you most resemble?
Kevin Smith

What film have you seen more than any other?
LA Confidential

Best smell in the world?
The smell of asphalt right after a summer rain storm

Most horrible smell in the world?
The smell of dog **** on your shoe

Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone
walked in on you?
Haven't walked in on anyone, and the closest anyone came to walking in on me was when me and a co-worker were making out at work one night and another co-worker walked in.

Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention?
Damn right, but Ice is now doing construction...so, we'll have to wait and see about that

Do you like pina colada?
Hell to tha no!

What about getting caught in the rain?
If it's hot, hell to tha yeah!

Any idea what color postman pat's cat is?
The color of a back of a stamp

Favorite superhero?
Batman, close second is Cap

Favorite Superhero movie?
TDK

Last time you hit someone (with the intention of hurting them)?
Tenth grade when I hit a classmate with a block of wood

How many men women have you slept with?
0

Do you see the glass half full or half empty?
All the way empty

What was the last lie you told?
When I said I loved you last night

A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they?

1. 2 billion dollars

2. A bag of grapes that never run out and the grapes never spoil

3. Super speed

Tell us something about yourself that may shock us?
I saw a prisoner executed.

You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it?
Nobody has the guts to tell 'em

How often do you work out?
How often does Gary Busey make sense? About as often as that

Are you a good dancer?
I've been known to cut a rug in my time...and I can dance alright.

.........

 

[Byrd Man]

Does everyone know about the Byrd?

Byrd is the word, haven't you heard?

Just a heads up, I'm trying to quote from the song in Grease, not that song Family Guy ruined.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

You saw a man be executed, tell us more?

I love that you'd use a wish on never ending grapes, you're a man who certainly loves his grapes.

 

[Byrd Man]

You saw a man be executed, tell us more?

I love that you'd use a wish on never ending grapes, you're a man who certainly loves his grapes.

You're goddamn tooting I love me some grapes

But about the execution, I was one of three media witnesses to the execution of a convicted murderer. He was a self-proclaimed white supremacist who murdered one of his followers in cold blood after the man refused to burn down an apartment building filled with mostly black people.

He always said he was innocent, even up until the time he was on the gurney and they were about to stick the needle in. Took him about fifteen minutes to die. I was afraid it'd mess me up, but I rarely think about it. I suppose if he'd had been killed some other way, I would have thought different.

Actually created a thread about it when I was still debating on going or not.

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=322854

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Whoa, just whoa.

 

[Byrd Man]

Hey, you said something shocking. There you go.

 

[Alchemyst]

You're goddamn tooting I love me some grapes

But about the execution, I was one of three media witnesses to the execution of a convicted murderer. He was a self-proclaimed white supremacist who murdered one of his followers in cold blood after the man refused to burn down an apartment building filled with mostly black people.

He always said he was innocent, even up until the time he was on the gurney and they were about to stick the needle in. Took him about fifteen minutes to die. I was afraid it'd mess me up, but I rarely think about it. I suppose if he'd had been killed some other way, I would have thought different.

Actually created a thread about it when I was still debating on going or not.

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=322854

Craziness, how did you feel after the execution? Did you sit back and ask yourself "wtf did I just witness?"

 

[ComicChick]

what kind of grapes are you favorite?

have you ever tried putting them in the freezer?

 

[ComicChick]

Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

 

[SuperFerret]

You, me or trusty: best Inside the Poster's Studio host?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Harvey Birdman or classic Bird Man?

Worst film sequel of all-time?

Favorite format of writing?

 

[Ipodman]

Any popular singer/band now that you cannot stand?

 

[Byrd Man]

Craziness, how did you feel after the execution? Did you sit back and ask yourself "wtf did I just witness?"

Well kinda. He died, I watched him die. I know he died, but it was very gentle. It wasn't like I watched him hang or be electrocuted. It happened in the afternoon and I was a bit off after I left the prison and on the drive back to the radio station I worked at. It a bit heavy on my mind the rest of the night, even after I wrote and recorded my story. I was a bit afraid that I might have some kind of nightmare but I went to sleep, slept fine, and woke up the next morning. I don't really think about it much, this thread is the first time I've even thought about it in months actually.

what kind of grapes are you favorite?
I love red, seedless grapes. I hate is biting into a seed.

have you ever tried putting them in the freezer?
No, but I do like them when their nice and cold from the fridge.

Favorite disney villain?
The poacher from Rescuers Down Under

Favorite disney princess?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?
Ric Flair. I'm a huge Flair fan, grew up in Flair country. WHOOOOOOOOOO!

Fave song from a musical?
I'm not big on musicals, so I'll say Minnie the Moocher from the Blues Brothers movie. It counts as a musical!

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

Batman: Online by Brad Paisley

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SuperFerret: White and Nerdy by Weird Al

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Green Lantern: Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith

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Kesyer Soze: I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters
Can't post the video here since it has a bit of naughty language

trustyside-kick: Random Mariachi music. Must remind him of his Mexican homeland

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You, me or trusty: best Inside the Poster's Studio host?

That's really a tough one. You started it, I took the ball and ran with it and trusty picked up where I left off. We all had our own strengths, but I'd have to say me, just out of sheer volume. I had the most interviews, but that's really the only thing that separates the three of us. Take that away, we're all neck and neck.

Harvey Birdman or classic Bird Man?

Havey Birdman, no contest

Worst film sequel of all-time?
Men in Black II

Favorite format of writing?
It's one I've rarely done, but it's one of my favorites. Sort of a first person stream-of-consciousness. I got the idea from James Ellroy's novel White Jazz. It's clipped and fast-paced, with short sentences leading towards other. Like how we think about things. I enjoyed writing in that style, but I think people not familiar with it can get confused by it.

Any popular singer/band now that you cannot stand?

I don' know if it counts as a band or whatever, but the folks from Glee. They take perfectly good songs, auto-tune them to hell and back and the songs sell like hotcakes on Itunes!

 

[Immortalfire]

Put your iPod on shuffle..what are the first five songs that play?