Chaseter: Who is your daddy?
Batman.
What does he do?
Fight Crime.
Who would win in a fight: Batman or old age?
Batman with prep time.
What is the grossest thing you would do for 1 million dollars?
If you've ever seen the show Fear Factor, then you know how they always give them gross things to eat. So probably something like that.
Jingle all the Way...great movie or greatest movie?
Just great. I could pick a few Christmas movies that I enjoyed more.
If Satan exists, what is the first thing you would tell him?
I'll never meet him.
Satan spells Santa mixed around...coincidence?
Better question, Santa mixed around, spells Satan. I ask you, is that a coincidence?
How old are you in dog years?
Not sure.
Cat years? Does anybody really care how fast a cat ages? I didn't think so.
Cats are evil.
How many voices do you hear in your head?
Thankfully only one.
A werewolf or an involuntary lunar cycle canid shape shifter...which one would you want to be?
I think the shape shifter one sounds like it could be useful.
POWdER-man: What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child?
Batman: The Animated Series. And I still enjoy watching it.
Where can I find the best pizza in the World?
New York of course.
Where is THE best place for coffee?
Starbucks. I love Starbucks.
Have you ever had Tim Horton's? Have you ever rolled-up-the-rim?
No and no.
No? So you never been to Canada then?
No I have not, eh.
What place in the world, that you have never went, would you like to go visit? Why?
Hawaii for the beautiful scenery. That would be awesome.
Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?
Sadly no. However, I have been to an amusement park before, but I didn't go on any rides.
Where were you when the Berlin Wall fell?
Didn't exist yet.
What was your first computer?
I think when I was maybe, about 9 years old.
First cell phone?
17.
What is your current cell phone?
Blackberry.
If you could have sex with any living or dead person, who would it be?
Dead?! You're the one retrieving the body, right?
If they are dead....ewwww. Would you take them out on a date first or would it be wham-bam thank you mam?
I would probably use this opportunity for something more important. Like getting a free meal and leaving them to pay the bill.
Which superhero (villain) would you like be for a day?
Superman as he has pretty much every super power that you could want.
Sue Storm, Kitty Pride and Rogue. Who you kill, marry, and screw?
Rogue, Kitty Pride, Sue Storm.... In no particular order.
Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?
Likely because I have bird food in my hand.
You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?
Donate it to a bunch of different charities.
What would you do if you had the only copy of a sex tape between Emma Watson and John C Reilly?
I try to sell it for money of course. But not before giving you a free copy.
Your life is made into a movie: What kind of movie will it be? Who would star in it? What would be the title?
It would be a family themed movie about me getting $1 million dollars and then having to spend it in one day. The only thing is, I could not spend it on anything of value. And Alfonso Ribeiro would star in it as me. Why? Because he's awesome.
The movie title would be: $1 Million and 24. Get it? Because I would have a million dollars and only 24 hours to spend it all.
So what's up with the name?
Come on man, it's good!
You are sent to jail for a stupid crime. But damn those Ho Hos were good! How do you keep alive, despite the overwhelming feeling you are in trouble?
I could last in jail for awhile. Prison on the other hand....
Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing?
Green Lantern easily.
Marx: Have you or anyone you know been affected by the economic mess?
Yep. Me and my entire family has unfortunately.
How much does gasoline cost per gallon in your area?
About 5 dollars. Ridiculous.
Alchemyst: AT&T or Sprint?
AT&T.
Batman vs Superman, ultimate fight to the death, who would win? (this may be a given by virtue of your screen name)
Batman with prep time. Without prep time, still Batman.
What film are you anticipating this year?
Green Lantern. Although I'm also really excited for Captain America.
What superhero would you like to see on the big screen?
That's a great question. I would go with Luke Cage. That could be a very good movie if done right.
Ernie: Favorite beer? Liquor?
Not old enough to drink.
If you were worth billions, what would you do to protect yourself and how would you use your wealth?
I would hire only the finest bodyguards. And I would like to donate to charity and start my own foundation to help treat and possibly find a cure for a deadly disease.
If you were part of the Mexican Cartel and a hostage, who you were merciful with, threatened to "dirty sanchez" your entire family, would you still let him go or send him on a one way ticket to the land where Adrien Brody's career now resides?
LOL at Adrien Brody. But no, I couldn't ever kill another human being unless I HAD to.
Favorite Sport? Are you able to understand the dynamics of it or are you just a casual fan?
Football(NFL) and Basketball. And I'm a little more than a casual fan. I certainly understand the dynamics.
What are your political views? Donkey or Elephant?
Giraffe's.
If you were trapped in an elevator with an incredibly attractive celebrity female who was coming on to you, would you do it? The catch is that she has herpes.
I'm assuming by the catch that this is Jessica Alba. In which case, no. Because JAL might find out about it and try to attack me. And then the other reason would be because I'm not that desperate.
B.A. BARACUS: Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
Batman and he fights crime. Why do you people keep asking me this question?!
How old are you?
19.
What do you eat in the cinema?
Popcorn.
Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie?
No, I'm quiet as soon as the opening credits begin.
Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it?
I have and yes it really is.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
13 and that's the truth... What?
whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)?
Sour cream and onion.
look, you got a time machine, where you going to?
Back in time to stop Hitler before he can begin his evil reign of terror. But of course it wouldn't work, because it never does.
Favorite bond?
Pierce Brosnan easily.
Favorite Character from the UK BBC soap 'Eastenders'? (you may need to google and pick a character at random, i wont accept 'never seen it')
I've never seen it, but I'll go with Phil Mitchell.
You open your mail and there's a invite to a sex orgy, are you going? go on it could be fun.
Nah, I'm good. But if that ever happens I'll give you the address to where it's taking place and you can go instead. t:
Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality.
Eyes.
Ever had a paranormal experience (or thought you've seen a UFO)?
Nope. But I've had creepy things happen before. Not anything to bad or worth telling about.
You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it?
Christian Bale. Hopefully he can give me some insight to TDKR and we can order a pizza and watch BB and TDK on DVD.
Would you stop if it was hammer time?
Every single time.
Favorite Batman?
Not even close to me, it's Nolan's Batman.
Favorite film ever?
The Dark Knight.
Most overrated film ever?
Avatar.
you wake up, big juicy spot on your face, you gonna pop it or leave it?
Leave it and go to a doctor and get it removed.
Tina Turner, claims she's simply the best, better than all the rest better than anyone, anyone you ever met, do you agree?
If she's talking about stars, then yes seeing as how I've never met any.
Last person you saw naked?
Myself.
Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them?
Yep. Fully knowing how many germs are probably on them.
The happiest moment in your life so far?
My first job.
Whats for dinner in your house today?
I'm not sure yet.
Favorite thing to drink?
Soda.
Ever thought you might be gay?
Nope.
Favorite item of pick n' mix?
Anything really.
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Bill Murray as Peter Venkman.
Favorite Star Wars Character?
Luke Skywalker.
What one film should they never, EVER remake?
Ghostbusters. But apparently they're going to anyway.
What one film should they get re making as soon as possible?
They need to work harder on the new Superman film so that they can release it as soon as possible. Superman Returns was a joke.
What actor do you think you most resemble?
George Clooney.
What film have you seen more than any other?
TDK.
Best smell in the world?
Soap or flowers.
Most horrible smell in the world?
Trash.
Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone walked in on you?
No and, thank goodness no.
Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention?
I would laugh and then proceed to change the channel.
Do you like pina colada?
I sure do, and getting caught in the rain.
What about getting caught in the rain?
I just told you!
Any idea what color postman pat's cat is?
I'll guess that it's green?
Favorite superhero?
Batman.
Favorite Superhero movie?
The Dark Knight.
Last time you hit someone (with the intention of hurting them)?
Probably a few years ago. Not a serious fight though.
How many men women have you slept with?
Too many to count. You know what I'm saying?
Do you see the glass half full or half empty?
Trick question.
What was the last lie you told?
See second post above.
A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they?
Money, the ability to fly, and good health.
Tell us something about yourself that may shock us?
I'm actually a huge fan of the Superman series.
You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it?
You will never know.
How often do you work out?
Everyday.
Are you a good dancer?
Not really.