15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Hound 55

[Sensi]

Have you ever been in a weightless enviroment?

Would you rather see how everything all began or see how everything ends (universe, etc)?

When you have time to let your mind drift, where does it drift?

Are you looking forward to tomorrow?

Do you ever contact long lost friends?

Do you do anything that tends to lean toward being feminine?

Do you sleep with a special blanket?

Do you like ceiling fans?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead?

Favorite Music artist?

Favorite Sports?

Favorite Sports teams?

 

[Hound55]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My math may be poor, but I'd say you're down to 1/4 life...
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I don't think I would shoot a mime. I think I'd shut him in an invisible box and leave him to starve to death.
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Misspelled - past tense verb - to have spelled a word or words incorrectly
Is there another word for synonym?
Equivalent..? That would be about as close as I could think.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
That would depend on whether the bakers used vegetable shortening or not... Personally, I prefer to hunt and take down my own crackers.
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Yes, someone does. And that man has the most pointless job in America.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
That and floppy shoes are not easy to digest.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Yes. And of course by saying that, I am also wrong...
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Yes. The FBI uses these situations to pad their stats...
How young can you die of old age?
Once you complain about kids playing on your lawn you become eligible.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
No. Due to a bad experience in the past with Heat I'd probably put up a cold front...
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
As many as it takes to find the new bulb in the dark.
Is it still real to you?
No.
Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
I don't care what you listen to
It doesn't affect me in any way
Just so long as you like it
And don't expect me to listen to it if I don't
That's how I roll
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
He'd be wrinkly...
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
For the Volvo drivers...
What do batteries run on?
The conversion of chemical energy to an electrical charge. I don't have a bit for this so I'll settle for good old fashioned fart jokes. *Flautlence*
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
That or they just put it on his tab-bouleh... Hi-yo!
Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
Yes I do.

One for Flaming, two for inappropriate language.


What is your least favorite word?
This needs further thought...
What turns you on?
Birth.
What turns you off?
Braindeath and lack of a pulse.
What sound do you love?
The gentle tapping of keys
What sound do you hate?
The sound of Harls telling me she hates my voice...
What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Stand-up
What profession would you not like to do?
Sit down
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Congrats, home-slice you made it. Now, as your reward, you get to boot 3 of the biggest pains in the ass out of here just to make this place truly "heaven".
Are there any questions?
Not at this point in time.

 

[Hound55]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?
Hi my name is Houndito Brigande, you might remember me on SHH for such things as Spamming the hell out of the most recent Hype awards with in-jokes and self-indulgent tripe and Gladys the Groovy Mule...
What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?
If I didn't have regrettable moments I wouldn't have been able to learn from them... I regret that I didn't face down some challenges rather than just having a generally apathetic attitude towards them at times. Sport this was particularly prevalent. My senior year I was a top 3 basketball player in our school but I was content to l with friends in div 3, I went into High School as one of the best wicketkeepers in the state but when they said "Oh... we already have a wicketkeeper" I basically said "OK... well f*** you then" and didn't try out to show that I was better than the option they had.
Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.
I was young and too terrified to make a move, much like many people in the relationship thread. Fortunately, much has changed since I was 10...
What’s your biggest geek collectible?
I don't really get a great del of collectibles or merch... I have a Batman cup from Movieworld... I suppose that'd be the closest thing. I'd rather buy a trade, honestly.
If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?
Booze.

Given my past with that though, it's probably for the best that I'm not...
What was your first?
Tape/CD - I can't actually remember
DVD/Blu-Ray - The Matrix (I think..?)
Automobile - Hyundai Excel
Video Game - 5 on 5 soccer

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?
Well, the birds were pretty obvious... I mean those big beaked things flying around up there, there aren't really that many things that fly. The bees was a different kettle off fish altogether, but as is often the case in life, pain (and more specifically stings) are a great teacher.
Who has been your biggest influence and why?
I'm not an orphan, so... probably my parents.
Where is your next vacation spot?
To be announced.
If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?
Lifestyle. Living in a central location in a small city where I know where everything is, everything's reasonably cheap and easy to get to.

 

[Hound55]

What is your favorite food?
Probably deep-fried scallops.
Which is your favorite movie
I'll go wit Die Hard.
Do you have any pets?
7 rats. Arguable as to whether that constitutes as "pets" or "infestation".
What kind of automobile do you drive?
I don't. I'm too cheap.
Who is your favorite Bond?
Connery.

 

[Hound55]

If you could make any flavor of ice cream for a comic book character, which character(s) would you choose AND what flavors of ice cream would it be? Feel free to go nuts & add in crazy stuff.

Hal Jordan

Plain vanilla masked with green food colouring.

Mmmmm-mmm, that's good satire!

 

[Hound55]

What director do you think would make the best Moon Knight movie?
In some ways I think Nolan would suit Moon Knight better than he would Batman... But there's numerous other directors who have shown different attributes that could fit. Brad Anderson, Stephen Norrington (who's just recently started to get ack into the game after the trainwreck that was League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), David Fincher...

That said, there's too many ties to the Batman films if you go with Nolan. I'd be willing to give Anderson this though...
If I told you I could magically make you any drink you want, what drink would you choose?
A billion litre bottle of Coopers Pale Ale which is magically both always cold and never difficult to carry.
Where is James Taylor when I need to sing a song about prostitutes to school children at lunch?
Damn Taylor, he's never 'round when it comes to singing about the who-ores... He's all cool with songs about fire and rain, but when it comes time to teach the chil'ens about the facts of life and payin' their way for personal enjoyment he's nowhere to be found...
Favorite sport?
Honestly, I've been missing playing rugby more than anything lately, even with the NBA Finals having just been.


Pick seven hypsters to be a superhero team and give them powers and assignments.

Pick four other hypsters besides yourself to have a weekly tv discussion with. You get an hour a week. Who do you pick, and what do you talk about?
Hmm... I'll get to these two later upon more consideration.

 

[Hound55]

build your starting NBA lineup of current players.

PG
SG
SF
PF
C

and i'll give you a 6th man, any position:

I'll go with Chris Paul, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, Amare Stoudemire and Dwight Howard with Shawn Marion off the bench and run, run, run...

what was your favorite class in HS?
Latin.
least favorite class in HS?
Japanese, was made to take it.
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Colgate Total
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
1 to 2 depending on time.

 

[Hound55]

Harls:

Where'd you get your avvy?
Google search.
Do you like gifs?
I wield no prejudice to .gifs, .jpegs, .jifs or .bmps. I have a dream, that one day, picture files of all creeds and # bit colour schemes will be treated equal.
How do you sleep (ex, on your back, side, etc)?
Ex? Are you suggesting that I used to sleep but that I no longer have to..?

Really, I don't know. I tend to be have my eyes closed when it happens.

Marx:

What is the best thing about living in Australia?
Laidback, good weather, easy breezy beautiful covergirl and other such things which pop up on tourist brochures.
What is the worst thing about living in Australia?
Things can kill you.
Have you ever been to Perth?
No, but I have a friend from Perth in town at the moment.

Have been to Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra and the Gold Coast.

More Harls:

Please explain to me what a crumpet is A lot of my british friends keep trying but I'm still confused. Is it like an american's english muffin?

These. And they're made of awesome and wield a flavour like pure concentrated beauty which has been translated into a form that can be received and acknowledged by our own taste buds.

 

[Hound55]

Gotham Knight:

What was the last thing you ate?
KFC Ultimate Zinger meal
What is your favorite meal?
At the moment I could go a Beef Boscaiola...
What's your favorite restaurant?
Was The White Dove... A Thai place, small though so that probably wouldn't mean much here.
What's your favorite TV show?
Quite possibly Archer, have all of season 1 saved. Still waiting for season two to come out here though.
How many pets do you have?
7.
Dogs or Cats?
I'd say dogs, but both are equally delicious...
ComicChick:

why haven't you answered the rest
Don't rush me, woman!

Enterthemadness:

Hound, what do you think of your 15 minutes:
I think it's going ok so far, albeit a little stunted because I got sick soon after it started.

Twylight:

Raaannndoommmmsssssssss


What is your favorite flavor of Tim Tams?
Honeycomb crush or Chewy Caramel.
Do you prescribe to the Tim Tam Slam?
Yes, but I'm no fascist and don't propose that it should be made mandatory.
What is your favorite thing to BBQ?
Snags, onions, homemade fritters... fish is quite good.
What is the scariest thing about having a daughter?
Knowing that you're responsible for the life of another small, vunerable human being.
Who's your favorite character to RP?
Probably my Create-A-Hero character Isaac Fontaine, although I was enjoying having Moon Knight and had plans for him.
How long have you been RPing for?
Started here.
What got you started in the RPGs?
I'm not completely sure. A combination of boredom, intrigue, exposure to something new...
Which RPer would you like to shove into a banana crate and ship to Siberia?
None so far, but I'm sure some would proably like/have liked to do that to me.
Can you confirm that Keyser Soze is the killer?
I was actually thining someone else, but if I did know I woldn't be able to tell anyone on pain of Byrd shoving a ferret up my arse, or shoving me up a ferret's arse (he's been busy and hasn't time for creative process in punishments).

 

[ComicChick]

Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

How did you live so long with so many creatures out to kill you in Australia?

 

[Marx]

Do potholes on bridges concern you?