15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Lord Valumart

[Spider-Aziz]

Have you seen the new Harry Potter movie yet? If not, do you plan to?

You may want to check his answer on my first question for the answer to that

 

[Lord Valumart]

What car would you own if you could? Either a Delorian, Pontiac Firebird, Dodge Charger or the 60's Batmobile.

Screw, marry, kill or punch; James Mays, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammon, The Stig?
Screw - The Stig cause he might be a girl
Kill - Clarkson cause he can be annoying
Punch - Hammond cause of Total Wipeout
Marry - May cause he's the only one left

Least favorite Primeval character? Irish guy in the new series, dunno his name

Favorite Doctor Who Companion? Jamie

Which Doctor would you dress like if you had to? Jon Pertwee

Favorite cartoon growing up? The Real Ghostbusters

What random song is stuck in your head right now? Katy Perry - Last Friday Night T.G.I.F

Why do you have a preference for celery? 5th Dr

What's your favorite vegetable (with the exception of previously mentioned vegetable)? Vegetables are icky

Are you skipping questions? Or answering them out of order?

How do you primarily get your news? Online? Print? Or tv?

From people who tell me things when I'm at work.

What is your favorite Natalie Portman movie?

Garden State

Do you think you could ever successfully become a vegan or vegetarian? Why or why not?

No, I like meats too much

In that case, why in the world do you have a name that's obviously a play o ''Lord Voldemort''?

Because I'm a fan of the Barry Trotter books

Have you ever donated blood to a blood bank?

Nope

Your name parodying Voldemort, thought you're a fan

Nope, rather the parodying because I dislike it...

Have you seen the new Harry Potter movie yet? If not, do you plan to?

No. And no.

 

[lordnikon]

if you could have one wish what would it be?

 

[twylight]

Garden State

Hammond hater! Do you hate me that much??

Why do you like the Ghostbusters so much? (was that asked before? )

What's your favorite thing about where you live (country/city?/town?)?

What's your least favorite thing?

Can you explain the healthcare over there?

 

[ComicChick]

by the way, i was (and still am) head of the Vote Busty campaign

 

[ComicChick]

Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

 

[twylight]

........Do you have all your teeth?

 

[Lord Valumart]

if you could have one wish what would it be?

That I could have unlimited wishes, then waste them asking for cake.

Hammond hater! Do you hate me that much?? I don't hate Hammond, it's just the way things worked out. And I don't hate you in any way, shape or form.

Why do you like the Ghostbusters so much? (was that asked before? ) Because as a child it scared the **** outta me. And I loved it. Over time growing up with it I've come to find the comedy in there that I never saw as a 5 year old. I just love how a film was able to do that and make me love it as a child and as an adult. Plus it's freakin Ghostbusters

What's your favorite thing about where you live (country/city?/town?)? Err... the chip shop

What's your least favorite thing? Everything

Can you explain the healthcare over there? I'm not getting into that again...

by the way, i was (and still am) head of the Vote Busty campaign

Then I must ask you to prove exactly how busty you are...

Favorite disney villain? Pfft... whoever it was that Jeremy Irons voiced...

Favorite disney princess? They're all much of the same really...

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive? I think Bill Murray could kick some arse if needed

Fave song from a musical? Musicals can go die.

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of? I don't think I know 5 hype members well enough to think of them when I hear songs...

........Do you have all your teeth?

No. I'm missing one that had to be taken out due to infection years ago. I sometimes put chewing gum in the hole and make a fake tooth.

 

[twylight]

I'm not getting into that again...


No. I'm missing one that had to be taken out due to infection years ago. I sometimes put chewing gum in the hole and make a fake tooth.

Darn it.. I wanted to hear about the treatment for stab wounds again.

At least it's not visible when you smile. *double checks pictures*

 

[Lord Valumart]

Darn it.. I wanted to hear about the treatment for stab wounds again.

At least it's not visible when you smile. *double checks pictures*

They pour Irn Bru in the wound and it works like the water from the Grail on Sean Connery's bullet hole in Last Crusade. They also make you drink the blood of a goat, but only in the highlands and islands.

And yeh, it's two form the back, bottom right. That was the day they found out the numbing stuff did not work on me...

 

[twylight]

They pour Irn Bru in the wound and it works like the water from the Grail on Sean Connery's bullet hole in Last Crusade. They also make you drink the blood of a goat, but only in the highlands and islands.

And yeh, it's two form the back, bottom right. That was the day they found out the numbing stuff did not work on me...

*YAY* t:

Ouch >.<; I'm paranoid about my teeth and the Dentist has to shoot me up good with numbing stuff.

 

[Marx]

by the way, i was (and still am) head of the Vote Busty campaign

Vote Brawny!

 

[lordnikon]

what is your favorite meal?

 

[Lord Valumart]

*YAY* t:

Best post in thread ever.

what is your favorite meal?

Fish and Chips

 

[Spider-Aziz]

They pour Irn Bru in the wound and it works like the water from the Grail on Sean Connery's bullet hole in Last Crusade. They also make you drink the blood of a goat, but only in the highlands and islands.

And yeh, it's two form the back, bottom right. That was the day they found out the numbing stuff did not work on me...

Yeesh

That one's name reminds me: Do you hate Twighlight? Despise it? Never cared for it?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Yeesh

That one's name reminds me: Do you hate Twighlight? Despise it? Never cared for it?

I've never read the books because I'm not a 12 year old girl nor am I an emotionally crippled 30 year old woman. I have, however seen the first film in the series due to a rule that I wasn't allowed to ***** about films unless I'd seen them. I saw many many things wrong with it. The biggest shock to me was how much like a rapist the Edward Cullen character acted all the way through the film. And the fact that there were killings going on that I was unaware of and then suddenly there was a villian, who again, acted like a rapist, annoyed me due to it's extremely poor plot structure.

So yes, I ****ing hate it.

 

[POWdER-man]

What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child?

What is the best pizza you ever had? (include location and toppings)

Where is THE best place for coffee that you have had?

What place in the world, that you have never went, would you like to go visit? Why?

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?

Where were you during 9/11?

What was your first computer?

First cell phone?

What is your current cell phone?

If you could have sex with any living or dead person, who would it be?

If they are dead....ewwww. Would you take them out on a date first or would it be wham-bam thank you mam?

Which superhero (villain) would you like be for a day?

Wonder Woman, Supergirl, and Bat-woman Who would you kill, marry, and screw?

Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?

What would you do if you had the only copy of a sex tape between Emma Watson and John C Reilly?

Your life is made into a movie: What kind of movie will it be? Who would star in it? What would be the title?

So what's up with the name?

You are sent to prison for a stupid crime. But damn those Ho Hos were good! How do you keep alive, despite the overwhelming feeling you are in trouble?

What will be your last meal?

Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing?

Which fad do you think was the worst?

Which fad do you hate to admit that you did?

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:

one person to be with
one drink (the island has fresh water)
one meal
one DVD (you have a solar powered portable DVD player that can also play CD's)
one CD
one board game
one luxury item
* However none of which that would actually help you get off the island.

If you could be any animal which one would you be and why?

What is in your fridge right now?

If I was going to hire you, what qualifications do you have that would make you an ideal employee?

Why should I fire you once I hire you?

 

[twylight]

That one's name reminds me: Do you hate Twighlight? Despise it? Never cared for it?

From now on I'm only going to speak of myself as 'This one'.

Interesting spelling.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

From now on I'm only going to speak of myself as 'This one'.

Interesting spelling.

I'll refer to you as "The One"

 

[Lord Valumart]

What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child? Either The Real Ghostbusters or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

What is the best pizza you ever had? (include location and toppings) Never had pizza

Where is THE best place for coffee that you have had? Don't drink coffe, but I'll tell you where not to go for tea, ANYWHERE in London.

What place in the world, that you have never went, would you like to go visit? Why? Either Egypt, Rome or NYC. The first two cause I want to see all the cool old stuff and the latter cause I wanna see where movies were filmed...

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride? You mean Disneyland right? This isn't some kind of code for "best sex ever"?

Where were you during 9/11? On my way home from school. I thought it was a film so I ate some crisps and watched it unfold live on TV when I got home.

What was your first computer? Atari 2600

First cell phone? Nokia 3210

What is your current cell phone? HTC Desire

If you could have sex with any living or dead person, who would it be? Well I don't really want to shag a rotting corpse so... Alison Brie

If they are dead....ewwww. Would you take them out on a date first or would it be wham-bam thank you mam? I assumed it would just be the sex with your first question, but yeh, I'd take them out a few times, three date rule and all that

Which superhero (villain) would you like be for a day? The Flash. I'd screw around with people by moving things and creating slight winds to annoy them

Wonder Woman, Supergirl, and Bat-woman Who would you kill, marry, and screw?
Kill - Bat-woman
Marry - Wonder Woman
Scew - Supergirl

Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near? Cause, just like you they want to be close to me.

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it? Invest it in IDW.

What would you do if you had the only copy of a sex tape between Emma Watson and John C Reilly? I don't know who this John C Reilly you speak of is, but Emma Watson is not really all that so give it to the press and be done with it.

Your life is made into a movie: What kind of movie will it be? Who would star in it? What would be the title? Animated comedy, Billy West, A Once and Future Thing

So what's up with the name? I like a series of Harry Potter parody books.

You are sent to prison for a stupid crime. But damn those Ho Hos were good! How do you keep alive, despite the overwhelming feeling you are in trouble? By thinking of the day I get to hang myself

What will be your last meal? KFC bargin bucket. The 16 bit one

Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing? The Inbetweeners Movie

Which fad do you think was the worst? Liking Nolan's Batman movies

Which fad do you hate to admit that you did? Yo-yo's. No one ever did anything with them and they were the worst thing ever

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:

one person to be with - SpideyLad, cause if I'm going down, I'm taking him with me
one drink (the island has fresh water) - Irn Bru
one meal - KFC popcorn chicken
one DVD (you have a solar powered portable DVD player that can also play CD's) - Ghostbusters
one CD - 101 Christmas hits
one board game - Cludo
one luxury item - a hooker
* However none of which that would actually help you get off the island.

If you could be any animal which one would you be and why? Cat, cause they don't give a **** about anyone

What is in your fridge right now? Dunno, not been there in a while

If I was going to hire you, what qualifications do you have that would make you an ideal employee? I knows me some stuff about things

Why should I fire you once I hire you? I will attempt to sleep with any sexually attractive female under the age for 30

 

[Marx]

What are your thoughts on the ending of NASA's Space Shuttle program?

 

[ComicChick]

how is it that you've never eaten pizza?

 

[ComicChick]

whats the last book you read? graphic novels/comics don't count

recommend a book to us.

show us one of your favorite comic covers

who is your favorite marvel character?

dc character?

 

[Lord Valumart]

What are your thoughts on the ending of NASA's Space Shuttle program?

Terrible. I had always hoped to be able to see a shuttle launch.

how is it that you've never eaten pizza?

Never liked the things on pizza...

whats the last book you read? graphic novels/comics don't count. Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

recommend a book to us. I'd say any of the Sherlock Holmes books would be good.

show us one of your favorite comic covers
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Take your pick.

who is your favorite marvel character? Deadpool

dc character? The Flash