15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Sarge 2.0

[The Original Bamfer]

with...
SARGE 2.0
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And here we go....

Hype Life

Spoiler

When did you join the Hype?
What’s your favorite forum?
What brought you here?
What made you stay?
Who is your Hype Nemesis?
Fave smiley(s):
What is your current avatar? (post a pic of it if you want)
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
Link us to a thread you really enjoy:

Real Life:

Spoiler

How old are you?
Where were you born?
What’s your job?
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Dream car?
What is your greatest regret?
What is your greatest achievement?
High school mascot?
How do you like your steak?
What’s a bad habit of yours? Feel free to mention more if you’d like:
Favorite Place to Eat?
How many tattoos do you have?

Misc

Spoiler

If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be, and why?
If you could be present for any historical event, what? Why?
Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
What is your favorite TV show?
What is your best childhood memory?
An embarrassing moment?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
What is the last cd/mp3 you acquired?
Show us a sample of your handwriting?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Do you feel cheated because ComicChick was unable to host your 15 Minutes?

How do you feel that I was asked to temporarily replace her?

Who would you rather have started the thread?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

How much do you despise accidental, lag-induced double posting?

 

[Marx]

If you had the power to erase one thread from Hype existence...what would it be?

 

[-Arya-]

What are your top 10 movies of all time?

What movie started your journey into being a film aficionado?

Do you plan to be involved in the film industry?

 

[Watson]

Are you going to participate in the re-birth of the Hype film club?

We know you like really good movies. What's your favourite cheesy guilty pleasure movie?

What movie are you most looking forward to in 2010?

I'm might be going to see Broken Social Scene, Pavement, and Band of Horses in June. On a scale of 1-10, how jealous are you?

 

[Halloween]

Of all the movies, which is your favorite trilogy?

 

[Marx]

What are your thoughts on remakes and prequels?

What are your thoughts on the '3D' wave that's hitting Hollywood?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

When did you join the Hype?

September 2003, right when Christian Bale was cast as Batman. His animal sex appeal drew me in just like every other geek on the planet.

What is your favorite forum?Community and Misc. Films. Although knowsbleed makes Community smell funny. Like unwashed feet dipped in bacon fat.

What brought you here?

In truth? My love of Batman.

What made you stay?

The non-stop orgies they used to have in community which were overseen by EML and Toven.

Who is your Hype nemesis?

...

Fave smiley(s)?



What is your current avatar?

David Lynch
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?

People who play on a gimmick of being quasi-******ed and overuse this smiley: to the point where they take a picture of themselves actually making that face.

Link us to a thread you really enjoy:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=308931

How old are you?

19

Where were you born?

Filadelfia

What's your job?

I ride jet-ski's with P. Diddy and Axl Rose. Yes, they pay me to ride jet-ski's with them.

What kind of vehicle do you drive?

Dream car?

What is your greatest regret?

Not giving Ke$ha AIDS.

What is your greatest achievement?

When I was seven I ate a whole can of Pringles over the course of a day.

High school mascot?

Lion

How do you like your steak?

Straight from the mother****ing cow, son!

What is a bad habit of yours?

Murdering people who pretend to be quasi-******ed to get attention.

Favorite place to eat?

There's a place in Ardmore called Winger's that is amazing.

How many tattoos do you have?

Technically one, sort of. But because the phrase is sorta long it's one on each wrist. More to come soon.

If you could live in any fictional universe, which would it be and why?

Er, the Mass Effect universe so I could get my hands on some of that badass space armor.

If you could be present for any historical event, what? Why?

The moon landing. Seems like it was a cool thing to live through.

Name three people, living or dead, that you would want to have dinner with

PJ Harvey, Robert Altman, Shakespeare.

What was the last film you saw in the cinema?

The Book of Eli. Meh.

What is your favorite TV show?

All time? Twin Peaks.

Current television? Jersey Shore.

What is your best childhood memory?

Beating the **** out of this bully in kindergarten. Good times.


An embarrassing moment?

Getting black out drunk and projectile vomiting Exorcist style during New Year's Eve this year.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

Hm, either Urban Outfitters, Barnes and Noble, or Gamestop/EB Games.

What is the last CD/Mp3 you acquired?

The new Grizzly Bear album, Veckatimest.

Show us a sample of your handwriting?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Do you feel cheated because ComicChick was unable to host your 15 Minutes?

Yes.

How do you feel that I was asked to temporarily replace her?

Well, I guess you're the Ronnie James Dio to her Ozzy. Or perhaps the Sammy Hagar to her David Lee Roth?

Who would you rather have started the thread?

Uh, enterthemadness/The Immortal! of course.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

How much do you despise accidental, lag-induced double posting?

SO MUCH.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

If you had the power to erase one thread from Hype existence...what would it be?

Uh, any threads started by a particular poster whose name happens to be a single letter.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

What are your top 10 movies of all time?

Hmm...

Nashville
Fanny and Alexander
Jules and Jim
Days of Heaven
Terminator 2
Aguirre, The Wrath of God
Mulholland Dr.
Sunrise
Annie Hall
Citizen Kane

What movie started your journey into being a film aficionado?

That's a bit difficult to pin point. I think it may have been The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Although Roger Ebert's books were really the most instrumental in that process.

Do you plan to be involved in the film industry?

Nooo. The film industry is for crazy people.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Think of a movie that you were so excited to see in a theatre, and it dissappointed you hardcore. What was the movie, and what were the things that could have made it as good as you wanted?

 

[Bruce Banner]

Morning Sarge

1. Most overated actor/director and movie

2. The Thing or Alien?

3. John McClane vs. Indiana Jones?

4. Reasonable zombie weapon of choice?

5. Boots or tennis shoes?

6. Favorite Season?

7. Take a visit to Silent Hill or Raccoon City?

8. Most physically painfull moment?

9. Zomibe outbreak: 5 hypsters you'd feel would help benifit your survival? And why?

10. Current item in the news that annoys you the most?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Are you going to participate in the re-birth of the Hype film club?

**** yeah!

We know you like really good movies. What's your favourite cheesy guilty pleasure movie?

Hmm...there are a bunch, really.

Logan's Run, Enemy Mine, Army of Darkness, The Sandlot, Rocky IV, the original My Bloody Valentine...there are tons.

What movie are you most looking forward to in 2010?

Hmm, there are three really. Shutter Island, Inception, and Iron Man 2. We'll see how the year pans out from there.

I'm might be going to see Broken Social Scene, Pavement, and Band of Horses in June. On a scale of 1-10, how jealous are you?

100000000000000000000.

If Pavement plays a cover of the Magnetic Fields' 100,000 Fireflies you will be the luckiest person EVER.

 

[knowsbleed]

Tell me a story about your life in a universe/world/reality where people have their sex organs underneath their armpits. Involve Bamfer somehow/someway.

I miss Wiseman?

What is your reading material of choice when you are excreting bodily waste?

Who would you rather have sex with; PJ Harvey or Jack Nicholson?

Why are LS's nipples so offensively long?

Bob Ross vs Tom Waits... who would win in a hot dog eating contest?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Think of a movie that you were so excited to see in a theatre, and it dissappointed you hardcore. What was the movie, and what were the things that could have made it as good as you wanted?

The Matrix Reloaded. A script probably would have helped. Same goes for Avatar.

Morning Sarge

Mornin'!

1. Most overated actor/director and movie

I try to be nice to actors and directors and stuff, I think it's a bit tacky to go about labeling things overrated, but if I had to I'd say that the most overrated actor I can think of would be Warren Beatty, most overrated director might be Robert Zemeckis, and I think that the most overrated movie in recent memory might be Million Dollar Baby.

2. The Thing or Alien?

Uh, wow...I can't choose. I love both of them.

3. John McClane vs. Indiana Jones?

McClane!

4. Reasonable zombie weapon of choice?

Does a chainsaw count as reasonable?

5. Boots or tennis shoes?

Tennis shoes.

6. Favorite Season?

Winter.

7. Take a visit to Silent Hill or Raccoon City?

Raccoon City, which would be fun. Silent Hill would just scare the **** out of me.

8. Most physically painfull moment?

Uh, I fractured my finger once. That hurt pretty bad.

9. Zomibe outbreak: 5 hypsters you'd feel would help benifit your survival? And why?

knowsbleed would use his mad military skillz to blow up/shoot the zombies.

Star would rape them.

Runt would tear them limb from limb.

Bamfer would just go around kicking them in the nuts.

DBella would kill them with luv. :heart:

10. Current item in the news that annoys you the most?

Does Owl City count as a news item? I want to punch that Adam Young guy in the face.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Does Owl City count as a news item? I want to punch that Adam Young guy in the face.

That definately qualifies. I salute you for your choice.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Tell me a story about your life in a universe/world/reality where people have their sex organs underneath their armpits. Involve Bamfer somehow/someway.

Well, the sex organs would pop out of the armpits in a grotesque tentacle thing. Unfortunately, the "receiving" sex organ would not be in the armpit, it would still be in the crotch area. Also, both women and men have the "receiving" crotch and the armpit tentacle which means everybody would be doing and impregnating everybody at all times. Bamfer would be the insane person who tries to cut off other peoples armpit tentacles and stuff their recieving crotches with insulation.

I miss Wiseman?

*Pours a 40 on to the sidewalk*

What is your reading material of choice when you are excreting bodily waste?

Whenever possible, the Hype. Oh yes.

Who would you rather have sex with; PJ Harvey or Jack Nicholson?

I think Jack Nicholson and I should eiffel tower PJ Harvey.

Why are LS's nipples so offensively long?

He is a jewel thief, he uses his nipples to cut glass containers containing diamonds.

Bob Ross vs Tom Waits... who would win in a hot dog eating contest?

Bob Ross would flame out early because he would realize that hot dog eating is not a happy, mellow event. Tom Waits would suck up the hot dogs like a hoover. It's one of his super powers.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Of all the movies, which is your favorite trilogy?

Hm. Tie between Star Wars and LOTR I guess.

What are your thoughts on remakes and prequels?

What are your thoughts on the '3D' wave that's hitting Hollywood?

Prequels and remakes are more often that not totally unnecessary and designed to make studios a quick buck.

3D is still a gimmick that brings nothing to the table other than gimmickry designed to increase ticket prices.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh, you know me so well.

 

[Logan's Runt]

I approve of this thread.

Sarge, what's your favorite thing about me? :heart:

 

[Sarge 2.0]

How you smell like fresh cinnamon rolls! :heart:

 

[Marx]

What was the first movie that you can remember seeing in theaters?

Being a member of the Hype, surely you have stood in line for a midnight showing of a movie. What midnight showings have you stood in line for?