2007 NCAA Football Thread

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I have a new friend. His name is Captain Munnerlyn. Cornerback for USC with 10 tackles and a pick.

And yes. Captain is really his first name. No nick name.
 
BadgerPhil said:
Oddly enough, I'm in Columbus, GA on a business trip and watched part of the game at the BWW. UGA fans are ****ing nuts and fun, great game.
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Yes indeed, but it's not limited to us, believe me. lol
 
Well, MSU in the past has won games they had no business winning.

U-M is our best chance to do so.

*Note: I said "In the past."

I still want the O and D coordinators gone :down
 
OSU will most likely go 12-0 (But I want Big Blue to whoop their ass).

They could do that, and still get their asses kicked by a good southern team, most likely LSU.
 
byrd_man said:
F-ing A. I remember seeing some list someone made comparing football games in the South to football games in the North.
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Here ya go
Practice
NORTH: Football practice begins in August.
SOUTH: Football practice begins in Spring with annual Spring game then working out in the gym before and after spring football game.

Women's Accessories:
NORTH: ChapStick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon. Money is not necessary, that's what dates are for.

Stadium Size:
NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people.

Fathers:
NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
SOUTH: Expect their daughters to understand a high fade into the end zone.

Campus Decor:
NORTH: Statues of the founding fathers.
SOUTH: Statues of Heisman trophy winners.

Homecoming Queen:
NORTH: Also a physics major.
SOUTH: Also Miss America.

Getting Tickets:
NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and purchase tickets.
SOUTH: 7 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and put name on waiting list for tickets.

Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game:
NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because they have classes on Friday.
SOUTH: Teachers cancel Friday classes because they don't want to see the few hung-over students that might actually make it to class.

Home/Away Games
NORTH: Wake up on game day and decides if he is going to the game based upon the weather. If it is rainy or cold then he decides to watch game at home.
SOUTH: If it is an away game, then you call in sick to work on Friday morning and meet up with friends for the traveling road trip to the opposing team town. If it is a home game then you must leave work early on Friday afternoon so you can start shopping at Costco for the tailgate party on Saturday morning.

Parking:
NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking.
SOUTH: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Thursday for the weekend festivities.

Game Day:
NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
SOUTH: Every student wakes up at 5am, has a beer for breakfast, and rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting Game Day Live to get on camera and wave to the people up north who wonder why Game Day Live is never broadcast from their campus.

More Game Day
NORTH: When arch rival comes to town, you have a dinner party inside your home because it is too cold outside.
SOUTH: When arch rival comes to town, you throw the biggest tailgate party with 5 kegs, live band, and tons of food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Tailgating:
NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it, listening to local radio station in Daddy's Lexus.
SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn. Cooking accompanied by live music, and by random passerby who come over and hit off of the case of bourbon.

Getting to the Stadium:
NORTH: You ask "Where's the stadium?" When you find it, you walk right in.
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it becomes the state's third largest city.

Game Program:
NORTH - 16 pages. Welcome letter from School President. 15 pages of advertisements. Xerox insert with team rosters.
SOUTH - 160 pages. Welcome letter from the Governor. No room for advertisements due to full page features on every player and coach, even the waterboy.

Buying the Game Program:
NORTH - Reads the letter from the School President, reads all the advertisements.
SOUTH - Memorizes the names of the opposition so the insults have that personal touch.

Concessions:
NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
SOUTH: Drinks served in a large plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled less than half way with Coke, to ensure enough room for bourbon.

When National Anthem is Played:
NORTH: Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up. Hillary Clinton sits down and chats up local feminists protesting Title IX.
SOUTH: 90,000+ fans, all standing, sing along in perfect four-part harmony with tears running down their cheeks thinking about the US soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines who can't be there to watch the game because they are fighting evil around the world.

The Smell in the Air After the First Score:
NORTH: Nothing changes.
SOUTH: Sweat, fireworks, with a touch of bourbon.

On the Opposition:
NORTH - "I went to a lecture there last year. Marvelous architecture."
SOUTH - "Stomp the bastards!"

Male Commentary
NORTH: "Nice play."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sum***** - tackle him and break his legs!!!"

Female Commentary
NORTH: "My, this certainly is a violent sport."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sum***** - tackle him and break his legs!!!"

Staduim Announcers:
NORTH: Neutral and poorly paid.
SOUTH: Announcer harmonizes with the crowd in the fight song, with a tear in his eye.

After the Game:
NORTH: The stadium is 3/4 empty way before the game ends.
SOUTH: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker. Somebody goes to the nearest store for more bourbon and Coke. Planning begins for next week's game.

When The Season Ends
NORTH: After the regular season, you have money still in your bank account because you only had three tailgate parties for the whole season.
SOUTH: After the regular season, you need to start making travel arrangements for the bowl game, but you are broke and credit cards are maxed out. So you go to the bank and take out a loan to pay for the bowl trip. After the trip, you think about declaring bankruptcy until spring football season.
 
Immortalfire said:
Here ya go
Practice
NORTH: Football practice begins in August.
SOUTH: Football practice begins in Spring with annual Spring game then working out in the gym before and after spring football game.

Women's Accessories:
NORTH: ChapStick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon. Money is not necessary, that's what dates are for.

Stadium Size:
NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people.

Fathers:
NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
SOUTH: Expect their daughters to understand a high fade into the end zone.

Campus Decor:
NORTH: Statues of the founding fathers.
SOUTH: Statues of Heisman trophy winners.

Homecoming Queen:
NORTH: Also a physics major.
SOUTH: Also Miss America.

Getting Tickets:
NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and purchase tickets.
SOUTH: 7 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and put name on waiting list for tickets.

Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game:
NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because they have classes on Friday.
SOUTH: Teachers cancel Friday classes because they don't want to see the few hung-over students that might actually make it to class.

Home/Away Games
NORTH: Wake up on game day and decides if he is going to the game based upon the weather. If it is rainy or cold then he decides to watch game at home.
SOUTH: If it is an away game, then you call in sick to work on Friday morning and meet up with friends for the traveling road trip to the opposing team town. If it is a home game then you must leave work early on Friday afternoon so you can start shopping at Costco for the tailgate party on Saturday morning.

Parking:
NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking.
SOUTH: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Thursday for the weekend festivities.

Game Day:
NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
SOUTH: Every student wakes up at 5am, has a beer for breakfast, and rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting Game Day Live to get on camera and wave to the people up north who wonder why Game Day Live is never broadcast from their campus.

More Game Day
NORTH: When arch rival comes to town, you have a dinner party inside your home because it is too cold outside.
SOUTH: When arch rival comes to town, you throw the biggest tailgate party with 5 kegs, live band, and tons of food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Tailgating:
NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it, listening to local radio station in Daddy's Lexus.
SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn. Cooking accompanied by live music, and by random passerby who come over and hit off of the case of bourbon.

Getting to the Stadium:
NORTH: You ask "Where's the stadium?" When you find it, you walk right in.
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it becomes the state's third largest city.

Game Program:
NORTH - 16 pages. Welcome letter from School President. 15 pages of advertisements. Xerox insert with team rosters.
SOUTH - 160 pages. Welcome letter from the Governor. No room for advertisements due to full page features on every player and coach, even the waterboy.

Buying the Game Program:
NORTH - Reads the letter from the School President, reads all the advertisements.
SOUTH - Memorizes the names of the opposition so the insults have that personal touch.

Concessions:
NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
SOUTH: Drinks served in a large plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled less than half way with Coke, to ensure enough room for bourbon.

When National Anthem is Played:
NORTH: Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up. Hillary Clinton sits down and chats up local feminists protesting Title IX.
SOUTH: 90,000+ fans, all standing, sing along in perfect four-part harmony with tears running down their cheeks thinking about the US soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines who can't be there to watch the game because they are fighting evil around the world.

The Smell in the Air After the First Score:
NORTH: Nothing changes.
SOUTH: Sweat, fireworks, with a touch of bourbon.

On the Opposition:
NORTH - "I went to a lecture there last year. Marvelous architecture."
SOUTH - "Stomp the bastards!"

Male Commentary
NORTH: "Nice play."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sum***** - tackle him and break his legs!!!"

Female Commentary
NORTH: "My, this certainly is a violent sport."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sum***** - tackle him and break his legs!!!"

Staduim Announcers:
NORTH: Neutral and poorly paid.
SOUTH: Announcer harmonizes with the crowd in the fight song, with a tear in his eye.

After the Game:
NORTH: The stadium is 3/4 empty way before the game ends.
SOUTH: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker. Somebody goes to the nearest store for more bourbon and Coke. Planning begins for next week's game.

When The Season Ends
NORTH: After the regular season, you have money still in your bank account because you only had three tailgate parties for the whole season.
SOUTH: After the regular season, you need to start making travel arrangements for the bowl game, but you are broke and credit cards are maxed out. So you go to the bank and take out a loan to pay for the bowl trip. After the trip, you think about declaring bankruptcy until spring football season.
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I thinks you should replace North with East (Northeast) or West, that is not the North I am familar with. :o
 
Immortalfire said:
Here ya go
Practice
NORTH: Football practice begins in August.
SOUTH: Football practice begins in Spring with annual Spring game then working out in the gym before and after spring football game.

Women's Accessories:
NORTH: ChapStick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon. Money is not necessary, that's what dates are for.

Stadium Size:
NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people.

Fathers:
NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
SOUTH: Expect their daughters to understand a high fade into the end zone.

Campus Decor:
NORTH: Statues of the founding fathers.
SOUTH: Statues of Heisman trophy winners.

Homecoming Queen:
NORTH: Also a physics major.
SOUTH: Also Miss America.

Getting Tickets:
NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and purchase tickets.
SOUTH: 7 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and put name on waiting list for tickets.

Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game:
NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because they have classes on Friday.
SOUTH: Teachers cancel Friday classes because they don't want to see the few hung-over students that might actually make it to class.

Home/Away Games
NORTH: Wake up on game day and decides if he is going to the game based upon the weather. If it is rainy or cold then he decides to watch game at home.
SOUTH: If it is an away game, then you call in sick to work on Friday morning and meet up with friends for the traveling road trip to the opposing team town. If it is a home game then you must leave work early on Friday afternoon so you can start shopping at Costco for the tailgate party on Saturday morning.

Parking:
NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking.
SOUTH: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Thursday for the weekend festivities.

Game Day:
NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
SOUTH: Every student wakes up at 5am, has a beer for breakfast, and rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting Game Day Live to get on camera and wave to the people up north who wonder why Game Day Live is never broadcast from their campus.

More Game Day
NORTH: When arch rival comes to town, you have a dinner party inside your home because it is too cold outside.
SOUTH: When arch rival comes to town, you throw the biggest tailgate party with 5 kegs, live band, and tons of food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Tailgating:
NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it, listening to local radio station in Daddy's Lexus.
SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn. Cooking accompanied by live music, and by random passerby who come over and hit off of the case of bourbon.

Getting to the Stadium:
NORTH: You ask "Where's the stadium?" When you find it, you walk right in.
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it becomes the state's third largest city.

Game Program:
NORTH - 16 pages. Welcome letter from School President. 15 pages of advertisements. Xerox insert with team rosters.
SOUTH - 160 pages. Welcome letter from the Governor. No room for advertisements due to full page features on every player and coach, even the waterboy.

Buying the Game Program:
NORTH - Reads the letter from the School President, reads all the advertisements.
SOUTH - Memorizes the names of the opposition so the insults have that personal touch.

Concessions:
NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
SOUTH: Drinks served in a large plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled less than half way with Coke, to ensure enough room for bourbon.

When National Anthem is Played:
NORTH: Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up. Hillary Clinton sits down and chats up local feminists protesting Title IX.
SOUTH: 90,000+ fans, all standing, sing along in perfect four-part harmony with tears running down their cheeks thinking about the US soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines who can't be there to watch the game because they are fighting evil around the world.

The Smell in the Air After the First Score:
NORTH: Nothing changes.
SOUTH: Sweat, fireworks, with a touch of bourbon.

On the Opposition:
NORTH - "I went to a lecture there last year. Marvelous architecture."
SOUTH - "Stomp the bastards!"

Male Commentary
NORTH: "Nice play."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sum***** - tackle him and break his legs!!!"

Female Commentary
NORTH: "My, this certainly is a violent sport."
SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sum***** - tackle him and break his legs!!!"

Staduim Announcers:
NORTH: Neutral and poorly paid.
SOUTH: Announcer harmonizes with the crowd in the fight song, with a tear in his eye.

After the Game:
NORTH: The stadium is 3/4 empty way before the game ends.
SOUTH: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker. Somebody goes to the nearest store for more bourbon and Coke. Planning begins for next week's game.

When The Season Ends
NORTH: After the regular season, you have money still in your bank account because you only had three tailgate parties for the whole season.
SOUTH: After the regular season, you need to start making travel arrangements for the bowl game, but you are broke and credit cards are maxed out. So you go to the bank and take out a loan to pay for the bowl trip. After the trip, you think about declaring bankruptcy until spring football season.
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Good stuff. Also, why the hell isn't Mel Kiper Jr. humping Cory Boyd's leg?
 
God, Herbstreit's literally gonna be over at Jim Tressel's house tomorrow night.
 
Beat Minnesota, like 34-10 or something.

They were losing that game for a while too :dry:
 
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