San Fran will be dominant next season. You know why? Because of Jim Tomsula. Everyone doubts this guy but he will be the coach that SF fans have longed for.
4.9 Reasons why Jim Tomsula will Be a Great Coach
1. He already has a dominant defense in place. Sure, they just lost Chris Borland and Patrick Willis. But NaVorro Bowman says they will dominate every day of the week and maybe they will if he's not still injured and they can find two more starting linebackers by the fall! It's on
Instagram so it must be true! Plus, Mangenius.
2. Tomsula almost rhymes with "Don Shula." In the NFL, we put a lot of emphasis on coaches who are somehow related to other legendary (or sometimes even mildly competent) coaches. But not enough attention is paid to coaches whose names sound similar to other great coaches. That means something. At least, I'm sure Peter King thinks he thinks so.
3. Jim Tomsula has a winning record as a head coach. Sure, it was a 6-4 record for the Rhein Fire of the NFL Europe, but... glass half full people! And besides, Reign of Fire was kind of a cool movie in the last 15 minutes.
4. Jim Tomsula is not Jim Harbaugh. Seriously, thank God I don't have to watch that lunatic manchild on the sidelines anymore. I'm glad that when my team plays the Niners, I don't have to worry about the two constants of the Jim Harbaugh era: freaking out over calls on the field and winning.
4.9. Reggie Bush. Seriously you guys, DID YOU SEE HOW HE PLAYED IN COLLEGE?