And that's why nobody gives a **** about this overindulgent wank fest.
Better be a good reason. I don’t like unnecessary breaks with tradition.Does anyone know why they made the red carpet beige this year?
They've called it fancy names like champagne, but...it's beige.
I tend to regularly stay up to around 1 am anyway....so bring it on.Kimmel has made at least three jokes about the ceremony being too long. You know what would help? If the opening monologue wasn't 15 minutes long. This thing is gonna go all night, folks.![]()