A fat chick called me fat today.....and I'm nowhere near fat!

[AndThePickles]

It's the most recent one I have, fruit.

Pssh, well I have more of you. Just ask, fruitBOOTY. :meow:

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Damn, I understood Equint's post.

 

[AndThePickles]

Chubbos are blind... they wear their jeans a size small and pretend that they fit, and that we can't see the ring of fat popping out from above the waistband.

Ew, I hate that.

 

[Superman4ever]

next time this fat **** opens her muther****ing fat ass mouth you tell this **** that you're gonna put something in her muther****ing *****ucking **** ridden mouth and it won't be a muther****ing sandwich....

And if she gives you lip... tell her you'll put a muther****ing broom up her muther****ing **** and won't stop till it comes out of her fat ugly pig nose.

And then add. "you dirty **** ass *****" at the end!

 

[Crooklyn]

Ew, I hate that.

Nothing's worse than accidentally seeing a fattie wearing a thong that's exactly like the one you tell your gf to wear.

 

[Superman4ever]

 

[triplefive]

Nothing's worse than accidentally seeing a fattie wearing a thong that's exactly like the one you tell your gf to wear.

Ugh, I don't want to see anyone's thong. It's not sexy, it's trashy.

 

[Crooklyn]

Ugh, I don't want to see anyone's thong. It's not sexy, it's trashy.

I don't even need to ask or check your profile, to know that you're one of those extremely straight females who refuse to look at a body of the same gender.

 

[triplefive]

I don't even need to ask or check your profile, to know that you're one of those extremely straight females who refuse to look at a body of the same gender.

Oh please, there are lots of girls I'd go gay for.

Visible thongs are trashy. You'll always see a tramp stamp above a visible thong.

 

[Superman4ever]

next time this fat **** opens her muther****ing fat ass mouth you tell this **** that you're gonna put something in her muther****ing *****ucking **** ridden mouth and it won't be a muther****ing sandwich....

And if she gives you lip... tell her you'll put a muther****ing broom up her muther****ing **** and won't stop till it comes out of her fat ugly pig nose.

Maybe this isn't such a good idea!

 

[Crooklyn]

Oh please, there are lots of girls I'd go gay for.

Visible thongs are trashy. You'll always see a tramp stamp above a visible thong.

Tramp stamps? As in tattoos? Ain't nothin' wrong with that, but of course I'm biased. Especially if girls like this want them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKTdUBOrL2Y

 

[Cyclops]

That little prick deserved it.

 

[triplefive]

Tramp stamps? As in tattoos? Ain't nothin' wrong with that, but of course I'm biased. Especially if girls like this want them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKTdUBOrL2Y

It's only nice on girls who should actually be drawing attention to that part of their body. (lower back)

And I'm not talking about like, a girl standing around in a thong... I'm talking about thongs poking out from above low riding jeans. They make low-rise thongs for a reason. It's such a fashion faux-pas.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Lose four fifths of the hair, add some gold chains, parrot feathers and denim and *BOOM*.............you have a ready-made career waiting for you in Vegas.


:white-flinch:

 

[jaguarr]

Hahaha! You got OWNED by a pear-shaped freshman, Fatty McFatFat!! Maybe if you poo'd more than once every three days you wouldn't be a fatty.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

...also, please Jesus....when my pic comes up? Don't let it have a "Hit The Fart Button" banner over head?
Thanks in advance.



ilh

 

[AndThePickles]

Hahaha! You got OWNED by a pear-shaped freshman, Fatty McFatFat!! Maybe if you poo'd more than once every three days you wouldn't be a fatty.

jag

It comes out in other ways....

He emits gas every 5 minutes.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It comes out in other ways....

never in a million years would I allow my girlfriend to learn of superherohype.com

 

[Sloth7d]

Maybe this isn't such a good idea!

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[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha! You got OWNED by a pear-shaped freshman, Fatty McFatFat!! Maybe if you poo'd more than once every three days you wouldn't be a fatty.

jag

I did get owned lol.

...also, please Jesus....when my pic comes up? Don't let it have a "Hit The Fart Button" banner over head?
Thanks in advance.



ilh

The hype building up around your pic grows by the minute. You bettre be riding a unicorn when you finally post it

 

[AndThePickles]

never in a million years would I allow my girlfriend to learn of superherohype.com

Pssh, there was already a thread where he said so himself.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

never in a million years would I allow my girlfriend to learn of superherohype.com

She should have clarified that she meant flatulence. Makes me sound like some kind of freak who excretes poop through his pores

 

[Lantern Venom]

So, I'm standing around in my organic chem lab tonight, talking to a few guys about the gym. They're interested in starting so I was given 'em some pointers. I was talking about how I try to eat 3000 calories a day and this chick invades the conversation and says "Oh, so that's why you're so fat." When I said "What!?", she responded with "Only a little bit". I would have been more upset if this freshman girl wasn't a perfect pear shape......and maybe if I were fat.

The nerve of chubby people these days.

She sounds quite ignorant. An average caloric intake is between 2,000-2,500 calories per day. If you are training on top of that, 3,000 is acutally quite low. Next time, just offer to run her through a workout and she how brazen she is then.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I did get owned lol.



The hype building up around your pic grows by the minute. You bettre be riding a unicorn when you finslly post it

I posted the old one with the shaved head, like, a year ago....the only digitized one, found on the net on a "PCP Berzerker" interview".
(out of the loop)

Toven said, "I'm unimpressed"....which I took to mean, "F*** Me you STALLION!!!"

 

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Practacing your Joker?