A fat chick called me fat today.....and I'm nowhere near fat!

[Colossal Spoons]

She sounds quite ignorant. An average caloric intake is between 2,000-2,500 calories per day. If you are training on top of that, 3,000 is acutally quite low. Next time, just offer to run her through a workout and she how brazen she is then.

She claimed to have been able to squat 350 lbs last year, as she is a Rugby player. I didn't know whether to call BS or not.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

She should have clarified that she meant flatulence. Makes me sound like some kind of freak who excretes poop through his pores

LOL, I know, hahaha
tell your woman to specify!!
lol

 

[AndThePickles]

She claimed to have been able to squat 350 lbs last year, as she is a Rugby player. I didn't know whether to call BS or not.

Pssh, unless she can prove it, sounds like BS to me.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^She claimed to have not lifted in a long time and couldnt' do it now if she tried.

I posted the old one with the shaved head, like, a year ago....the only digitized one, found on the net on a "PCP Berzerker" interview".
(out of the loop)

Toven said, "I'm unimpressed"....which I took to mean, "F*** Me you STALLION!!!"

She says that to everybody. You ain't special

 

[jaguarr]

She should have clarified that she meant flatulence. Makes me sound like some kind of freak who excretes poop through his pores

I'm glad you clarified this, because I was envisioning you as a sort of human Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper only with poop after that last comment. It was not good imagery.

jag

 

[Sloth7d]

Practacing your Joker?

Well you can say that. But I literally laughed that much while veiwing that clip. And this one... well I can't begin to type the hilariousness about this guy.t:

 

[Superman4ever]

Well you can say that. But I literally laughed that much while veiwing that clip. And this one... well I can't begin to type the hilariousness about this guy.t:

LMAO...t: t:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

some kind of freak who excretes poop through his pores

LOL, this just cracked me up again,

 

[Lantern Venom]

She claimed to have been able to squat 350 lbs last year, as she is a Rugby player. I didn't know whether to call BS or not.

350? That's only moderately impressive for a woman. Take her through a REAL workout. 3 hours of circuit training with no more than 30 seconds of rest between sets/exercises.--warm up cardio, upper body weights, moderate cardio, lower body weights, high intensity cardio to exhaustion then the steam room.
I've done with with numerous people ( usually big talkers ) over the years. It's funny how many excuses come up after the first hour or so.t:

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm glad you clarified this, because I was envisioning you as a sort of human Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper only with poop after that last comment. It was not good imagery.

jag

I have a friend who refuses to let his g/f see him poop so he tells her that he excretes poop through his pores. This has gone on for like 2 years now and she has yet to catch him poopin'; she really tries too. Some real CSI type stuff lol. When he does have to poop, he waits till like 4 a.m. to do it. He's really keeping the joke going and she kinda believes him. Hahaha.

 

[AndThePickles]

LOL, I know, hahaha
tell your woman to specify!!
lol

There, I went back and edited it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

There, I went back and edited it.

whoa, "meta"...now I have to go back up.

 

[Crooklyn]

I have a friend who refuses to let his g/f see him poop so he tells her that he excretes poop through his pores. This has gone on for like 2 years now and she has yet to catch him poopin'; she really tries too. Some real CSI type stuff lol. When he does have to poop, he waits till like 4 a.m. to do it. He's really keeping the joke going and she kinda believes him. Hahaha.

Who the hell wants to see their significant other doing their business in the bathroom?

Hell I still refuse to believe femeles excrete anything from their body. I firmly hold my belief those holes were made to be poked into only.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Who the hell wants to see their significant other doing their business in the bathroom?

Hell I still refuse to believe femeles excrete anything from their body. I firmly hold my belief those holes were made to be poked into only.

She just wants to catch him so she can prove that he does it, haha.

I gave up on the "women don't poo or fart" thing a while ago.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

He emits gas every 5 minutes.

Cool

That's so much less gross and TMI.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That makes me sound like a kettle. Or a pressure cooker

 

[AndThePickles]

Cool

That's so much less gross and TMI.

Of course, duh.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yeah...DUH.

 

[jaguarr]

<Michael Stipe Voice>Eeeeveryyybooodyyyy pooooooops</Michael Stipe Voice>

jag

 

[Crooklyn]

She just wants to catch him so she can prove that he does it, haha.

That guy's doin' a great job. Reminds me of myself, I still haven't emitted gas in front of any gf. I've often been asked if I'm alien because of it.

I gave up on the "women don't poo or fart" thing a while ago.

That's a real shame. You should keep with the faith.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I have a friend who refuses to let his g/f see him poop so he tells her that he excretes poop through his pores. This has gone on for like 2 years now and she has yet to catch him poopin'; she really tries too. Some real CSI type stuff lol. When he does have to poop, he waits till like 4 a.m. to do it. He's really keeping the joke going and she kinda believes him. Hahaha.

Tell him to eat a bunch of Mexican food then chase it w/ fiber or prune juice. Let that be the time he let's her "catch" him dropping a load. She won't come back for a second time. I guarantee it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That guy's doin' a great job. Reminds me of myself, I still haven't emitted gas in front of any gf. I've often been asked if I'm alien because of it.


That's a real shame. You should keep with the faith.

One word: mothers

 

[Pussy Galore]

God im so hungry

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^Want some nachos?

Tell him to eat a bunch of Mexican food then chase it w/ fiber or prune juice. Let that be the time he let's her "catch" him dropping a load. She won't come back for a second time. I guarantee it.

Death by Poo Poo

 

[Crooklyn]

One word: mothers

Ugh. I always scream at my mom for leaving the door (not even just the bathroom) open. Like....c'mon mom!!