A Poll for Mature Posters only please...

[Lackey]

There's only two reasons really that a guy should ever shave his homey...


You are a porn star

Your woman likes it that way




I wonder... what would you guys say you like best for a woman...do you like the landing strip? a bare wood floor? or the overgrown forest?

 

[Honey Vibe]

Some folks say they trim/shave to get rid of the smell and germs. I don't think it makes as big a difference as a bath does

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
Some folks say they trim/shave to get rid of the smell and germs. I don't think it makes as big a difference as a bath does

Actually, it does, because people can sweat and not realise it, not to mention the...festering...

 

[Honey Vibe]

F-festering..?...

 

[Lackey]

fester: (verb) to become infected and form pus
to generate pus, suppurate
to form an ulcer
to undergo decay, rot

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Lackey
fester: (verb) to become infected and form pus
to generate pus, suppurate
to form an ulcer
to undergo decay, rot

I was refering to the decay/rot one

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
F-festering..?...

Yeah, I'm melodramatic at times.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I was also refering to this one 3 a : to cause increasing poisoning, irritation, or bitterness

 

[Lackey]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
I was refering to the decay/rot one

that's still pretty damn scary


That's why I've chosen these words to live by:



If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'...

If it smells like trout, get the f*** out.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Lackey
that's still pretty damn scary


That's why I've chosen these words to live by:



If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'...

If it smells like trout, get the f*** out.

wow, that's....poetic...

 

[Honey Vibe]

I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....

yeah, I was thinking that too

 

[Onimar Synn]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....

Yeah, that might be call to see a doctor.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....

What about ham?

 

[Themanofbat]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
I think it would be more abnormal to smell chicken....

It's an old popular adage amongst the boys that "it smells like chicken, but tastes like fish".

 

[kbomb106]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
It's an old popular adage amongst the boys that "it smells like chicken, but tastes like fish".

Isn't it the other way around?

 

[Themanofbat]

Originally posted by kbomb106
Isn't it the other way around?

Could be....

It's been awhile since I've been to the poultry farm or the aquarium....

 

[masteryoda]

 

[Themanofbat]

Wow! A 5 star rated thread.

 

[Speedin Bullet]

Damn, I haven't seen this thread in a while. I had forgotten about it. Things from the past keep coming back.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I wonder what esther would think about this thread. According to her TMOB is officially an idiot.

 

[Themanofbat]

Originally posted by CrouchingGoblin HiddenSpiderman
I wonder what esther would think about this thread. According to her TMOB is officially an idiot.

Hey!

I'm an idiot who shaves his testicles every other day and keeps his pubic hair trimmed to about 1/4" because it just makes everything look a little clean and well-groomed.

 

[Kobolos]

Originally posted by Honey Vibe
Some folks say they trim/shave to get rid of the smell and germs. I don't think it makes as big a difference as a bath does

After reading all seven pages (at once) I have come to the conclusion:
Daily bathing does take care of alot of problems.
I have never met a woman where this was actually an issue.
You obviously are not French.
I have sex with a 27 year old often.
If you do shave, do you shave your chest too?

I asked the wife (yeah, the 27 year old, you don't know NOTHING about anything else, got it??) on what she thought about this shaving thing:

What if I or a man you were involved with shaved? "It would take alot of getting used to."
Do you have a preference? "It's never been an issue."
And finally: "Are they trying to make themselves look bigger or what?"

 

[The Raging Hulk]

OKAY THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLLLL WEIRD

but how large is an average male penis?
after all this is a serious thread

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Kobolos
After reading all seven pages (at once) I have come to the conclusion:
Daily bathing does take care of alot of problems.
I have never met a woman where this was actually an issue.
You obviously are not French.
I have sex with a 27 year old often.
If you do shave, do you shave your chest too?

I asked the wife (yeah, the 27 year old, you don't know NOTHING about anything else, got it??) on what she thought about this shaving thing:

What if I or a man you were involved with shaved? "It would take alot of getting used to."
Do you have a preference? "It's never been an issue."
And finally: "Are they trying to make themselves look bigger or what?"

why the hell did you ask her if she shaved her chest?