Adopt A Newbie Program... - Part 1

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Is there paper work involved, or is this all under the table?

I don't do paperwork, so there's no paperwork.

 

[Anubis]

The only thing I can impart upon the noobs is a few simple rules and codes of conduct that have allowed me to have stayed here this long without being perma banned. (Which is quite a feat cuz, you know, I'm kind of a dick.)

Stay away from character named forums. That means Spider-Man, Superman, Batman especially. They attract ants.

It's better to trick a person into insulting themselves with their own stupidity or *****eyness than bothering to come up with an insult yourself.

Apathy. Embrace it. Or don't. Whatever.

And most importantly, don't be a *****e bag...........unless it's funny.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I call Anubis.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I've already received an infraction for the usage of the word 'ass' (which I directed at someone for being one). Apparently, it's frowned upon... even if it's true

I wouldn't be surprised. If the roles were reversed, the veteran member would obviously get away scott free. Unwarranted favoritism makes me sick.

 

[ThDWgeek]

Do I still count as a newbie?

 

[Kane52630]

Do I still count as a newbie?

Let's see:
Joined this year, check.
No avatar, check.
Under 500 posts, check.

Yep, you count as a newbie. Congratulations!

 

[ThDWgeek]

Yay! To be honest, I don't know why I didn't join the site earlier. It's pretty nice around here.

 

[Just one more]

Who'd you call an ass?

Your momma.

ADOPT ME NOW *****!

 

[Sam Fisher]

Wow, really? A "Yo Momma" joke?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Be nice. He's a newbie who wants to be loved!

 

[Morg]

Yay! To be honest, I don't know why I didn't join the site earlier. It's pretty nice around here.

haven't been in the bat forums have you?

 

[ComicChick]

if any of the newbies are good looking and rich, they can adopt ME!

huzzah

 

[DoomsdayApex]

I wouldn't be surprised. If the roles were reversed, the veteran member would obviously get away scott free. Unwarranted favoritism makes me sick.

Very true. I contacted the Mod that 'infracted' me through a private message, and he gave me a condescending tone. He claimed I lost the debate (which by the way, I did not know what I was apart of because a debate is much different than an egotistical rant), and resorted to name calling or flaming.

Whatever , I told him though that if I found his friend ranting like an ass or insulting anyone again, I would call him (the Mod) out on it.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

haven't been in the bat forums have you?

I won't deny it. Us, Bat-Fantaics, are freakin' sociopaths

 

[DoomsdayApex]

The only thing I can impart upon the noobs is a few simple rules and codes of conduct that have allowed me to have stayed here this long without being perma banned. (Which is quite a feat cuz, you know, I'm kind of a dick.)

Stay away from character named forums. That means Spider-Man, Superman, Batman especially. They attract ants.

It's better to trick a person into insulting themselves with their own stupidity or *****eyness than bothering to come up with an insult yourself.

Apathy. Embrace it. Or don't. Whatever.

And most importantly, don't be a *****e bag...........unless it's funny.

Lol, I'll take those words into consideration.

 

[Astro13Zombie]

Let's see:
Joined this year, check.
No avatar, check.
Under 500 posts, check.

Yep, you count as a newbie. Congratulations!

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You know..
I haven't posted much outside of the batboards.
And some days after reading posts there,I think to myself "damn,SHH is full o' *******s"
But now after exploring the rest of the forums...I see that that particuler part of the forums is known for beeing full of *******s!
not all of SHH!
Think i'll just stay away from there.

 

[Just one more]

So how long till I become a mod?

 

[ComicChick]

if you ask for it, it never happens

sorry you just crossed yourself off the list

 

[DoomsdayApex]

if you ask for it, it never happens

sorry you just crossed yourself off the list

So, is this one of those responsibilities that isn't fun but a sense of duty and honor? A job that goes to those who do not want it to prevent power-hungry individuals from corrupting the site?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

^ CC is the opposite.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

t: Lol...

Which MOD is in charge of banning?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

All of them.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Hmmm, I thought they had ranks and/or a field of speciality. Oh well...

 

[Bnightwing]

Am I a "newbie"?

 

[Just one more]

if you ask for it, it never happens

sorry you just crossed yourself off the list

So when I'm a mod, I get to stomp people into their place. Sweeeeeeeeet!

Stay down there n00b!

No tongue sticking out smilie? C'MON!!!