Adopt A Newbie Program... - Part 1

[AndThePickles]

What was your old username?

 

[twylight]

So so many years later after I started this program we're still trying to Adopt Noobs?

CSHG??

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Hm... I may adopt that HeyZeus guy.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'm adopting Cosmic Pinchy. But she's been here almost a year, so I guess she's not really a newb anymore.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Well s**t. I didn't realize Pinchy was a newbie. Still a newbie to me until it is a full year.

 

[MrMaooz]

Let Sawyer adopt zryson and BatmanVSuperman.

 

[Sawyer]

Let Sawyer adopt zryson and BatmanVSuperman.

That's fine. I need more workers in my makeshift sweat shop.

 

[Feenix]

I'm adopting Cosmic Pinchy. But she's been here almost a year, so I guess she's not really a newb anymore.

A year! Time flies when you argue on the internet

Thanks, JJJ!

 

[Feenix]

Well s**t. I didn't realize Pinchy was a newbie. Still a newbie to me until it is a full year.

Is that the general rule?

You better tell Moose. It looks like he thought that surpassing 15,000 posts would move him up from the newb label.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Moose will be a newb until the first time he needs to shave. So in about 5 years.

 

[Tempest]

Oooh, community outreach! Is there a donation canister for the feeding and care of newbs? I would donate, but you know, I already do so through my church.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Is that the general rule?

Kinda. It's not really unanimous, but I think most users think of it as a general rule of thumb.

You better tell Moose. It looks like he thought that surpassing 15,000 posts would move him up from the newb label.

How the f**k did he nearly 16,000+ posts in 16 months?

 

[Sawyer]

How the f**k did he nearly 16,000+ posts in 16 months?

Habitual truancy.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Kinda. It's not really unanimous, but I think most users think of it as a general rule of thumb.

How the f**k did he nearly 16,000+ posts in 16 months?

Children these days have no life, only internet

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Wouldn't it be funny if we found out Moose was like C.Lee's age and was pretending to be a teen for some weird reason we couldn't even fathom?

 

[Sawyer]

Wouldn't it be funny if we found out Moose was like C.Lee's age and was pretending to be a teen for some weird reason we couldn't even fathom?

Depends on your definition of funny.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Wouldn't it be funny if we found out Moose was like C.Lee's age and was pretending to be a teen for some weird reason we couldn't even fathom?

Funny?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Depends on your definition of funny.

You don't know my definition of funny by now?

 

[Sawyer]

You don't know my definition of funny by now?

I do.

I just wish I didn't...

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

I'm an orphan... Does anybody wanna adopt me?

 

[Tempest]

I'm an orphan... Does anybody wanna adopt me?

Nobody ever offered to adopt me either. I cry every night about it.

 

[Kane52630]