Alfie Patten: Dad At 13

[BlackLantern]

The boy showed her his ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO-face....

 

[Sarge 2.0]

The 15 year old looks like Shrek.

Hahaha. Kinda.

Man, when I was 13 I had better taste than that.

Even if she is 15, I'd have went for a 15 year old that wasn't so ogre-sh

 

[SuperFerret]

it'd still be the same thing...a child can't be conceived over several nights bit by bit...

Still, they're saying it happened on the first try.

that kid might be hung like a mule....we don't know

But... mules are sterile.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It's little boy rape. This kid just doesn't seem right.

"This kid"? How about this entire situation doesn't seem right!

 

[CashforStash]

You guys don't know weird if it hit you across the head.

This woman gave birth when she was 5.

http://youngest_mother.tripod.com/

 

[Captain Planet!]

Just because that's weirder doesn't mean this isn't weird.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

You guys don't know weird if it hit you across the head.

This woman gave birth when she was 5.

http://youngest_mother.tripod.com/

That's different, that's oldie days :P j/k thats pretty ****ed....

 

[fu manchu]

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant. The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby. whatever

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

I'm sure Sarah Palin would give a to this.

 

[Silk Spectre]

The boy doesn't even look old enough to reproduce.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

When I was 13 I was still watching Transformers and GI Joe on the tele. I never entertained thoughts of having children.

 

[TwilightPro101]

Definitely looks younger than 13 and the 15 year has to be secretly 20.

 

[Joker]

...They've got a cave troll.

 

[chamber-music]

About time we had someone making news about being an idiot that's not an American. God Bless America. GO ENGLAND!!! YAY!!!

Whenever something goes wrong the media over here have a phrase to blame it on Broken Britain!

In away it makes me happy because somewhere Daily Mail reading middle englanders are seeing this and choking on their tea and scones!

In fact I'm willing to bet the Daily Mail have found away to probabley blame this on immigrants

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1144244/Teenage-sister-boy-father-13-baby-age.html

 

[union_jak]

The boy's mother was in the newspaper today. If you think his girlfriend is ugly, you haven't seen his mother

 

[Captain Planet!]

Why is it that the UK and the USA have different kinds of ugly? I need a scientific answer.

 

[chamber-music]

you should see Aflie's grandmother in the link above. If her earings where any bigger she would be able to stick her head through them.

 

[union_jak]

you should see Aflie's grandmother in the link above. If her earings where any bigger she would be able to stick her head through them.

That's his mother

 

[chamber-music]

Why is it that the UK and the USA have different kinds of ugly? I need a scientific answer.

All depends on the gene pool. Because everyone in the US was an immigrant they didn't mind mixing more I guess. In the past in the UK people tended to mix with their own kind. Unless the UK was being invaded by the Romans, French, Vikings, Germanic, ect on one one of their rape/conquer/kill parties

 

[chamber-music]

That's his mother

Time is a cruel mistress

 

[union_jak]

All depends on the gene pool. Because everyone in the US was an immigrant they didn't mind mixing more I guess. In the past in the UK people tended to mix with their own kind. Unless the UK was being invaded by the Romans, French, Vikings, Germanic, ect on one one of their rape/conquer/kill parties

I think the majority of people from the UK are made up of a variety of nationalities. Anglo, Saxon, Norman, Roman, Celtic, Gaelic and so on. There's no such thing as a 'pure' Englishman, by definition it's 'Anglo-Saxon' at the very least.

 

[union_jak]

Time is a cruel mistress

Nah, she looks like a 40-a-day smoker who can't let go of that Barbie dream.

 

[Swordmaster]

...They've got a cave troll.

It was Boromir who said that

 

[chamber-music]

I think the majority of people from the UK are made up of a variety of nationalities. Anglo, Saxon, Norman, Roman, Celtic, Gaelic and so on. There's no such thing as a 'pure' Englishman, by definition it's 'Anglo-Saxon' at the very least.

True that even though some people find it hard to grasp that concept

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

When I was 13 I was still watching Transformers and GI Joe on the tele. I never entertained thoughts of having children.

More young gals need to be more like you.

 

[Prison Mike]

I don't know how that kid did it. That is one ugly girl. Maybe if she had a bag over head, then I could see how the kid did it, but really...