All-Time Worst Movie Quotes

[The Hero]

Nothing can quite top Myra Breckinridge's "I'm getting aroused watching my niece on tv!".

And if that doesn't tear the screams right out of your throat,she was actually his nephew.There's also "your *** nephew became your niece two years ago in Copenhagen and is now free as a bird and happy in being the most extraordinary woman in the world! "

And who could forget "Where are my ****!? Where are my ****!?"?The entire movie is like a so-bad-it's-good quote generator.

 

[That-Guy]

Stallone: Well, look at you. One punch and you're Pancho Villa.
Benjamin Bratt: Who?
- Demolition Man (Apparently they don't have history books in the future.)


Will Ferrell: Acting's not that hard. - Bewitched (Had this line been spoken by someone even REMOTELY CAPABLE of acting, there would be nothing wrong with it, but, well...)

Every line Richard Gere said in "First Knight."

Every line by any character in "xXx: State of the Union."