All-Time Worst Movie Quotes

[That-Guy]

I have to say the worst line ever uttered on film had to be from the movie Boiler Room where Giavanni Ribisi says to his girlfriend:

"I need some chocolate love."


I got stoned after I saw that with a friend and we spent hours repeating that line and laughing our ass off about it.

 

[Honey Vibe]

"The closer I get to you.." -- ugh, I just can't finish it. It was that drivel that Anakin Skywalker was saying to Padme. Makes me want to up-chuk

 

[Obi-Ron]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

~~ZAP~~

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

 

[Joker]

"it's turkey time, gobble gobble"- J'Lo requesting oral sex from Ben Affleck in Gigli

 

[UltimateBatman]

"talk to the hand!" -Arnold in T3

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Pft! That line owned!

 

[Dr.Dude]

Dude, I can't believe no one mentioned this on a superhero board! Okay, Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin.

"Hey, cool party!"

Freeze had a lot of bad lines like this, but that one has gotta be the definitive worst one.

 

[Vapor]

Originally posted by Obi-Ron
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

~~ZAP~~

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

Where's that from? It's familiar but I can't remember where i'e heard it from.

 

[Archangel]

^-- X-men

 

[WarBlade]

Un-namable rot to follow . . .

"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind"... that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom -- not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win today, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, "we will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight... We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate... our Independence Day!"

Go Aliens! It's natural selection baby! Wipe us all out!

 

[Bathrat]

"whoa"

 

[caretaker14]

Hey! I like that line from ID4! Hmmmmm... Let me think...




(sits at computer for a full 24 hours)





"Never leave home without it."

George Clooney: Batman and Robin: Speking of a credit card.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Originally posted by The Joker
"it's turkey time, gobble gobble"- J'Lo requesting oral sex from Ben Affleck in Gigli

*busts out laughing* Ok, now I've got to see that movie

 

[Crimson_Dynamo]

"Oh, it's so warm"

the old guy from Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

 

[Matt]

Worst video game line ever

Girl: Where are we going?

Arc: We'll just keep flying until we run out of gas.

----LAst line of Resident Evil Gun Survivor

 

[Honey Vibe]

"I hate you" -- Nemo to Dad, Finding Nemo

 

[Crimson_Dynamo]

"I hunch" Tobey Macguire Spider-Man

 

[Honey Vibe]

What was so bad about that one?

 

[the a1ant]

I'm not a stripper...I'm a dancer!" - Elizabeth Berkley 'Showgirls'

 

[ramon]

"mr frodo, i am your sam"

 

[StrainedEyes]

"Freddy died by fire, Jason by water, how can we use that?" - Lori, FvsJ

"I'm no man!." - Whatever the hell her name is, ROTK

"He's jealous, he's holding me back!" - Anakin Skywalker, Episode 2

"It's another holly jolly christmas." - Some guy, Jack Frost 2

"Hello. I'm Bond, James Bond."
"Hi, wanna sleep with me?"
"Alright
- James Bond and some girl, Every James Bond movie

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiit, Well I do believe you're ****ed. Shiiiiiiiiiiiit" - Cop, 25th Hour

 

[Obsidian]

"It's you whos' out, Gobby! Out of your mind!"

 

[fireman9586]

"Alright, everyone....chill" - Freeze, B and R

"Good call, my young Padawan" - Obi-Wan, ep 2

 

[darth_coolius]

kitty want whip

 

[Archangel]

"We're not safe awake or asleep!" - Kia(?) Freddy VS Jason

Apparently Jason is against killing people in their sleep...