Annihilation Conquest

[Upset Spideyfan]

We're all businessmen.

 

[DBM]

I don't drink around my comics. Reading comics is serious business.

I don't know about this. We could make a hell of a drinking game out of reading Marvel comics.

• Any time there are more than 10 word balloons in a single panel of a Bendis comic, you do a shot.
• Anytime Marvel "shakes the foundations of their universe," you do a shot.
• Anytime a character acts out of character based on it's 40 years of history, do a shot.
• Anytime there's an anticlimactic ending to a "big event," do a shot.
• Whenever Mark Millar forces his politics down your throat in a comic, do a shot.

The list goes on and on. I can feel the alcohol poisoning already.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're gonna hospitalize people with that game, DBM. That's just not right.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I don't even think we French drink that much, DBM. I'm pretty sure that's considered "hazing" or cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[DBM]

You're gonna hospitalize people with that game, DBM. That's just not right.

Come on, you know you wanna play. t:

We could play the misogynist round:

• Thinly veiled lesbian bestiality in your comics, do a shot.
• Woman beat up to prove a villain is bad ass, do a shot.
• Female character raped to give her the motivation to become a hero, do a shot.
• Woman goes crazy, kills some people, just because a hero spurns her love, do a shot.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

I won't make it past the first round.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Depends on what kind of shots we're talking. Jaeger or whiskey, I'm in. Tequila or 151... I might survive. Vodka, I'd probably die. Vodka doesn't like me.

 

[DBM]

Depends on what kind of shots we're talking. Jaeger or whiskey, I'm in. Tequila or 151... I might survive. Vodka, I'd probably die. Vodka doesn't like me.

Jaeger works for me. Vodka's my drink of choice though. It's like water to me. Really it is. I use it to boil eggs.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That's sick. I used to like screwdrivers, but I've never been able to look at vodka the same since I ate a bowl of vodka-spiked Jell-O shots and spent the entire next day throwing up. Whiskey's probably my drink of choice now.

 

[DBM]

That's sick. I used to like screwdrivers, but I've never been able to look at vodka the same since I ate a bowl of vodka-spiked Jell-O shots and spent the entire next day throwing up. Whiskey's probably my drink of choice now.

Sick, but tasty.

Back on the topic of this thread (kinda), I like to picture Ultron drinking like Bender from Futurama. And that this whole Conquest schtick is just because he's hungover.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hahaha, somehow I doubt it. But it's a nice thought. I hope Abnett and Lanning at least have him bend something before the mini is through.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Bourbon or scotch for me. n.n

 

[DBM]

Bourbon or scotch for me. n.n

I like a good bourbon myself (I live in Kentucky so it's required) but not for drinking games. Bourbon's meant to be savored, not shot down in an ill-fated attempt to bring some sense to the comics I'm reading.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Jaeger works for me. Vodka's my drink of choice though. It's like water to me. Really it is. I use it to boil eggs.

Hot damn!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I like a good bourbon myself (I live in Kentucky so it's required) but not for drinking games. Bourbon's meant to be savored, not shot down in an ill-fated attempt to bring some sense to the comics I'm reading.

Yeah, drinking games, not my thing. o.o

At least not around my circles. x.x

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I come from a long line of rum drinkers....pirates.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I come from a long line of rum drinkers, too... displaced Indians in the Caribbean that you pirate bastards enslaved.

I never really took to rum, though. I prefer the sickly sweet kick of some Jack Daniels. Maybe it's because I live in the south.

 

[Vanguard07]

I'm strictly a beer and whiskey guy myself. I rarely ever branch out into other drinks. Either way though I aint drinking around my comics.

 

[SouLeSS]

1 Shot of Vodka + 1 shot of Everclear + 1 shot of Jager + half a can of Red Bull + Half a can of Bud Select (the new slim cans) + chugging it down like its nothing = half an hour later blacking out.

I dub them the Blackout, and I've never seen anyone last past three of them. They get you all kinds of ****ed up, very fast.

 

[Anubis]

I tend to stay away from the brown liquors. It's tequila, Vodka, or Gin for me.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Tequila's brown, isn't it?

Well, maybe tan, I guess.

 

[DBM]

Tequila's brown, isn't it?

Well, maybe tan, I guess.

Good tequila is clear, or at worst golden.

 

[Vanguard07]

I lost a weekend to tequila once and unlike most I learned my lesson. Never again Tequila.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Good tequila is clear, or at worst golden.

Wow, apparently I've only had average tequila.

Now I want to go out and get some good tequila just to see what it's like...

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I forgot about rum! I like rum too.