My spoiler review:
I loved this film! As I said in the main thread this is every action film from the 80s and 90s multiplied by 20 and then some! It took the ridiculousness of the concept and gave it a big ole bear hug and took selfies with it!
The opening was so well done. The romance of Thomas and Atlanna was touching and cute. When she left I got a bit of the lip quivers...especially because she had just kicked some major ass!
The submarine scene takes every action movie cliche and just says "LETS DO THIS!". You can tell Wan loves that genre because that scene is a love letter to every action film I grew up watching! All it needed was Stallone or Ahnold running around saying catchphrases and it would be completely on the nose. Watching him pimpslap Manta in that scene was delightful!
The bar scene is the stuff that sets the movie apart from everything else in the DCEU outside of Wonder Woman. Chugging brews with his dad...so great. Then the guys who want to take selfies...and the ensuing pictures CLASSIC! You can almost hear Wan laughing in the background it is so well set up.
One scene I havent seen mentioned yet though is the scene where Mera saves Arthurs father. That whole sequence from the tidal wave to her drawing the water out of his system was just greatness. Mera is a total badass in this film and that scene not only showed off her powers but her compassion for the surface world despite how much the Atalanteans hate the land. Then seeing what Orm did around the world as a warning...again I question the reviewer who said this didnt have an eco-message because the whole idea of attacking the land was because they were destroying the oceans! Christ he threw back tons of the garbage in the oceans back to the surface as part of his attack. I mean I know this isnt Nolan level beating you over the head with it but come on.
The entrance into Atlantis is just gorgeous. Even better was Arthur asking questions that we fans would have nitpicked about like "why do you need a bridge underwater?" or "why cant people just fly over the border wall?". Sure it is a cheesy way of using exposition but we all know plenty of people who would try and sound uber smart by asking stuff like that
Atlantis is just awesome though and while yes it is CGI it looks amazing. The ships, the buildings, the people...so awesome. When Arthur fights Orm the first time and they put up the video game style score cards to introduce the fighters to the people it is just awesomely ridiculous. Then he escapes in a whale because he talks to it! That is another thing that is great, the sheer amount of animals that are always around. It feels more real and vibrant because there are mantas and sharks and schools of fish everywhere. Lots of little details.
The Siciliy scene in total is just Wan saying "hey wait...HAVE SOME MORE CLICHES!!!". There is the montage of Amber and Arthur making googly eyes as she smells flowers, there is them doing the slow mo walk out of the water to kick ass music, and the Indiana Jones style figuring out the map. Then Manta comes and goes all "You killed my father PREPARE TO DIE!" and that fight is just awesome! Meanwhile Mera kicks some ass, runs away and then uses wine to save the day! That scene was friggin sick...the entire sequence from Manta showing up to Arthur passing out was like a rollercoaster!
The finale though is what really sets the movie apart in my opinion. This is not just "oh snap it is the third act LETS BLOW STUFF UP!!!" this has been built up all film. Nereus and Orm (along with Fisherman Kings Daughter...not by choice) are putting their final pieces into place, defeat the Brine and unite the kingdoms for the attack. Meanwhile Arthur is finishing his heroes quest and talks to Cthulu Poppins and rides her in to save the flipping day! Meanwhile sharks and massive seahorses are being ridden in battle, giant crab monsters are crushing things and oh by the way DINOSAURS! Then Arthur just destroys Orm but doesnt kill him and Arthur offers to talk to him when he is ready.
And then...just like she said she would Queen Atlanna shows up o the pier in the morning while Thomas is there. (he went there every morning for years) Such a great end!
To me in the modern day (post Nolan) Wonder Woman is my favorite of the films. This film is right behind it though. It is 100% full on comic book bonkers! It doesnt take itself too seriously and it embraces everything ridiculous and cheesy about comics AND Aquaman. It isnt going to win any awards for acting or writing, but I guarantee every time I need a kick ass movie to watch this will be high up on the list. 9/10 and next week when I see it in IMAX it might kill me but I wouldnt be surprised if I like it even more.