Bamfcake Lounge

[Aesop Rocks]

Create one. Oh wait.

I love you for this.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I have my moments.

 

[BizarroAids]

Well you already got the ****ty part down, so I say shave your head and wear all white.

You totally see the glass half full, kudos sir.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Anyone home?

 

[lixdexia]

Anyone home?

I got anew avvy!

too bad it's tiny.

it's cute when couples start to become the same person

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'll take that as a "no".

 

[knowsbleed]

<~~ at work. So yeah, I'm at home.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah, **** you too.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm home. What's up, sweetums?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Shoot me.

 

[SuperFerret]

 

[knowsbleed]

When do you people ever sleep? I heard that nocturnal-osity leads to weight gain. Get some sleep.

 

[SuperFerret]

I sleep in three to six hour naps spaced out throughout the day.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What the hell are you playing at? Really?

 

[SuperFerret]

Huh?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I was talking to knowsbleed. 'Still waiting for you to shoot me, though.

 

[SuperFerret]

I lack that with which to shoot you.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

When do you people ever sleep? I heard that nocturnal-osity leads to weight gain. Get some sleep.

Huh, so THAT'S why I'm fat. Makes sense.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Well, surely you have knives? Sharp objects? Heavy or blunt objects? We can make this work.

 

[lixdexia]

ready/willing/able

 

[SymbioticToxin]

No stabbing below the belt

 

[The Original Bamfer]

ready/willing/able

Sorry, you don't qualify - you'd enjoy it too much.

 

[lixdexia]

Sorry, you don't qualify - you'd enjoy it too much.

not even like an extremity shot?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

not even like an extremity shot?

Heh, you think this is funny.

 

[sabetoonth]

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