Batman-****e

[Fledermaus]

Thanks for putting that image in my head, Prognosticator.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

If bruce put his hand down her pants he'd probably prick himself on thorns & thistles, another reason her agenda would cause problems.

Puts a whole new meaning to the terms "Genital Sores", doesn't it?

But I don't think it would be that bad--even the most obsessive of gardeneers still need to shave their bushes.

 

[Prognosticator]

If Dick Grayson banged Ivy he'd have to change his first name to Bruised...

 

[MaskedManJRK]

If Dick Grayson banged Ivy he'd have to change his first name to Bruised...

Like I said, it can't be THAT bad...besides, Harley seems to enjoy it fine.

 

[Fledermaus]

You think Poison Ivy hired Harley to be her groundskeeper? You know, keep center field trimmed down?

 

[Prognosticator]

But Poison Ivy being the plant enthusiast she is, I would bet she would be against cutting down any bushes...

 

[MaskedManJRK]

But Poison Ivy being the plant enthusiast she is, I would bet she would be against cutting down any bushes...

Well, cutting down the smaller limbs of a plant is what helps make it grow. I assume it is the same for her...

 

[Prognosticator]

But you know how she likes things WILD and uninhabitable! One might naturally assume the same for personal shrubbery.

 

[da creole kid]

I think Batman has really good OBP., but the Green Arrow is BA leader.

 

[Prognosticator]

I think Batman has really good OBP., but the Green Arrow is BA leader.

??? wtf does this have to do w/anything, especially batman's bed partners?

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Dude...it's Baseball lingo.

Batman's got a really good OBP, On Base Percentage......which means....he gets involved with a lot of girls. He might not knock out homeruns all the time...but, his "issues" has something to do with that. He gets on base ALOT....but he doesn't always score.

Whereas, with Green Arrow....he's the BA leader, his Batting Average is awesome. He's gotta be hitting homeruns, doubles, triples all the time....scoring a ton.

That's got a lot to do with bed partners...me thinks....

Atleast.....that's the way I read into his post.....

 

[fangrl06]

What's the point of this thread? Fanboys talking about sex?

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

No.....fanboys talking about how much sex they're heroes get.

 

[fangrl06]

Wow...so much better.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

You bet it is.....everyone knows it's easier to avoid your own problems by obsessing over other peoples issues.

C'mon.....get with the program people.....

 

[fangrl06]

I just don't think a thread should be entirly devoted to sex. But then, that's guys for you.

 

[Son Of Logan]

Bruce Wayne is quite the ****e... but Tony Stark is an bigger ****e.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

lol......Man Law 101.22:

Men are pigs. No debate. No compromises. They are just so.

Next Man Law......

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Yeah.

The way I haer it:

Bruce Wayne is a Ladies Man.

Tony Stark is a Womanizer.

 

[fangrl06]

Bruce Wayne is quite the ****e... but Tony Stark is an bigger ****e.

Are you kidding me? Can we stop talking about "****es" and comic book sex lives.

 

[fangrl06]

Yeah.

The way I haer it:

Bruce Wayne is a Ladies Man.

Tony Stark is a Womanizer.

A lady's man is a womanizer.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

No.......a Ladies Man attracts women through his charm, money, fame....or just cuz he's damn cool.
Women are just attracted to him.

A Womanizer doesn't really respect women, and kinda treats them like pieces of meat. Women might be attracted to him as well.....but it MIGHT be a bit more sleazy in which said player behaves.

There's a differece.

Now...which Man Law is that...?

 

[fangrl06]

No.......a Ladies Man attracts women through his charm, money, fame....or just cuz he's damn cool.
Women are just attracted to him.

A Womanizer doesn't really respect women, and kinda treats them like pieces of meat. Women might be attracted to him as well.....but it MIGHT be a bit more sleazy in which said player behaves.

There's a differece.

Now...which Man Law is that...?

You know a bit too much on this subject....

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Uh.....I'm a preceding judge on the Man Law round table....so...yeah....I should know....

Oh, and well....people say I have a certain....playboy quality to me....heh....so...

 

[Red Mask]

Are you kidding me? Can we stop talking about "****es" and comic book sex lives.

Hate the game, not the player.