Batman-****e

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Yup.

That's Man Law 102.44

Sigh.....hard out her for a pimp.

 

[nite-owl]

You found out my master plan!

So thats it hu! I Challenge you to a duel!!

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

ha! I'll referee.

 

[nite-owl]

Me and ToddIsDead will headline next years wrestlemania.

 

[Ibn]

Wow. I've been gone a while. It's nice to come back and see that my thread was so popular. It's a shame that it had to be the one about Batman's ass adventures.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

hahahahaha.............well, sex appeal is it......lol

 

[Prognosticator]

Are you kidding me? Can we stop talking about "****es" and comic book sex lives.

Get out of here, for one! Two, we might have to impose a "gentlemen's club" embargo on zealous femenists whenever they cross into territory that they aren't willing to accept.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Man Laws......Man Laws......man, I need a beer.

 

[nite-owl]

Have you noticed that the coward ToddIsDead hasn't answered my challenge.

 

[ToddIsDead]

I accept your challenge. Any time, any place.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Watch it Nite......Todd came back from the dead once....he might be a Zombie....and you can't kill what's already dead....

 

[nite-owl]

Thats it at next years wrestlemania me and ToddIsDead in a flaming steel cage, one arm tied behind our back submission match with chrisbalebatman as referre.

As for the zombie thing I seen the documentary night of the living dead so I know how to handle zombies.

 

[El Payaso]

But we all know Nightwing tops them all.

He's the real Bat-gina.

 

[Prognosticator]

He's the real Bat-gina.

Well he doesn't "top them all", but he sure is a Playa....!!

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

It's that he's not creepy.......Bats is creepy, and chicks don't dig creepy. Trust me...I know.

 

[Prognosticator]

No, bats is just the "mysterious", "loner", "rebel", "hero", "leader", badass (batass) all rolled into one! What chick wouldn't want to nail that!?!?!?

 

[Ibn]

It's that he's not creepy.......Bats is creepy, and chicks don't dig creepy. Trust me...I know.

As do we all, my friend.

 

[Prognosticator]

I bet Wonder Woman's a good lay. Bruce set that lesbian straight. (That's right...I went there.)

LOL!!!!!

 

[Prognosticator]

In the Tim Universe, though. Not the comics DCU. Batman's too prude and untrusting to go near Diana there.

 

[Fledermaus]

"I killed a hooker. She made a joke about me being faster than s peeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phonebook."

hahaha.

 

[Ibn]

Glad you liked that one. You know what I want? I want one comic where Robin just totally has dozens of veild innuendos directed towards Batman about his "possible ****e-ish-ness" and maybe a totally obvious crack about how all the female heroes have huge boobies.

Yeah, I said boobies. I'm a grown man and I said boobies.

Hell, that's probably the only way to get the message across.
Watch this - T**s, Big a** m****s, Huge J**s, Lethal M*****s.
There you have it!

 

[bulok]

what's the "M" mammaries? There's other ways, gojungas. jugs. jugalugs. bazookas. jubblies. But boobies is universally accepted.

Oh and Bats has nowhere near the worn-out mangina that Nightwing does. He has no time for that kind of fun.

 

[The BatDude]

what's the "M" mammaries? There's other ways, gojungas. jugs. jugalugs. bazookas. jubblies. But boobies is universally accepted.

don't forget breasts,funbags, feeders,dirty pillows and the list keeps going on and I'm way to lazy to type it all

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

I love the term Breast-as-essssssesssesssssss.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

I bet Wonder Woman's a good lay. Bruce set that lesbian straight. (That's right...I went there.)

hahahahahahaha.....