just as well most of the people mentioned above have never faced superman, batman has...
-we already know that bats beat the alien in dark knight returns but allowed himself to have a heart attack to prove to the people whom were controlling supes that he could do it
In a non-canon elseworld about Batman.
Let me illustrate why this is wrong. Superman has an elseworld where he goes rogue. Everyone, with the exception of Lex Luthor and a few others, is dead. Is this somehow justification for him being the best superhero?
-in hush Batman got exactly what he wanted to out of the situation - to keep Superman occupied for as long as was necessary. Yes, Superman at time proved difficult, but it went almost exactly the way Batman both predicted and wanted it to. Result: Draw
No, draws are when you stalemate an opponent, Batman did no such thing. He just kept himself alive long enough to save Catwoman.
-now lets not forget that all supermans powers are dependent upon certain circumstances like the sun, the planet, and the presence of kryptonite, and whether he is willing to kill his foe.
Superman can function at nightime. Unless Batman knows how to turn a Sun red or destroy ours, that isn't much help to him. Also the presence of Krpytonite doesn't do much unless Superman gets within range, which he didn't do the last two times he bludgeoned Batman to a pulp.
bats keeps everything he needs with him at all times
No he doesn't. That's a myth perpetrated by fanboys. He didn't have Krpytonite with him on the Watchtower when Superman almost killed him. Furthermore, even with the led lined holster in his ultility belt carrying Kryptonite all the time would give him terminal cancer pretty quickly. Much like it did to Lex Luthor.
if need be he can call for backup from nightwing, robin, even alfred can operate the vehicles.
Unless they can get there faster than the speed of light, backup doesn't help him much. And Nightwing, Robin and a whole convoy of Batmobiles are gnats to someone whose strength starts out at about 140,000 tons.
also superman has often been beaten to near death, anyone remember doomsday, no how about darkseid.
Doomsday bled Krpytonite, among other things. And Darkseid is
A GOD, Batman doesn't even hold a candle to Darkseid. And Superman has beaten both opponents far more often than they have beaten him. In fact usually Superman never loses, which is why Death Of Superman was such a big seller.
batman has often been severly injured but perhaps his worst was only when his back was broken by bane, if anyone can recall him near death on any instance please tell me.
Joker, Two Face, Killer Croc, Deathstroke, Lady Siva, Ra's Al Ghul and most of Batman's rogues have beaten him within inches of his life at some point or another....oh and Superman did it too, whatdayaknow. In fact this is the case with all heroes just about. There aren't many in existence who's rogues haven't beaten them to within inches of their life at some point or another.
also supes seems incredibly vulnerable to mind control in addition to magic, in fact this is often the basis of their fights.
Batman refuses to use magic, he opennly doesn't trust it.
also when would a career superhero and journalist have time to learn about genetics, various languages, and applied sciences
When he can do things at Superspeed. Remember Superman can function at speeds approaching light speed.
Also, In the real world it would be impossible to know all the Batman knows and do all he does and still sleep, eat, breath, and make money. IM-PO-SS-IBLE. Suspension of disbelief is big in comics. Lex Luthor couldn't possibly build wormhole tech at 15, or reverse engineer alien technology from photographs. There is no way Barbara Gordon could possess the Total Recall that she has. And frankly not even a Nightwing could exist on our Earth. The logistics of becoming a costumed crime fighter are mind boggling. And while I wish to avoid this discussion here (but you're welcome to start a new thread), real life Superheroism as shown in the comics is Impossible. There is no way someone could train enough and devote enough time to take on crime, without guns, and be that successful at it without getting shot and killed rather quickly.
In fact Batman is harder to swallow, in reality, than Superman is. Because Superman's conditions are such that is powers make up for some of the natural logical inconsistencies.
and i have never heard any canon mention of his super-reading powers so hows about you quote an issue for me, his "super-intelligence" has been out of canon for a while now
His Superintelligence, maybe (I was using a turn of phrase BTW)....but his super reading, and speed learning abilities still exist. Who exactly do you think built the Superman robot who killed Donna Troy, exactly?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_robots
Maybe you should read MORE wikipedia articles, and comics...but really you should read the comics. It's apparent you don't.
i guess wiki is good for something eh, and lex may be alot of things but he has still failed at his self accalimed lifes work, killing supes.
Is Reed Richards' not smart, he cannot cure Ben Grimm? NATURAL.LOGICAL.INCONSISTENCIES. Villains can't perma-kill their adversaries, nor vice versa. Why, honestly, hasn't Gotham given Joker the chair? Really, are the politicians and law enforcement agencies that stupid...seriously? No, they don't appear to be. But we take it. Why? Because you would bawl your eyes out if they ever killed Joker.
And everyone in comics fails their life's work dude. Completion of that would mean the end of the series. Batman fails to wipe crime out of Gotham (arguably he creates more). Flash cannot stop his rogues. Green Lantern's sector is far from secure. Comics ultimately need to continue their main staple characters to exist, therefore they can never close a story in the way you are suggesting.
again he is not very intelligent.
People who create wormhole tech at age 15 and can reverse engineer all alien technology, start multibillion dollars business, engineer their parents deaths at 15, build suits capable of going toe to toe with Superman, and can keep pace with Brainiac 5 must be dumb as blocks
oh and about superman rogues gallery, most all of the better villans have in fact managed to give supes the fight of his life, and darkseid failed to kill the combined force of batmite and the joker in the Superman/Batman arc "With a Vengence".
That's probably because they are super powerful. And actually that's not true either, only Darkseid and Doomsday manage to give Superman a ton of trouble.
The combined forces of Bat-Mite and Joker...no no. Superman, Batman and Mxyzptlk and several alternate reality versions of the characters as well. However I hope you realize that was mostly tongue and cheak.
oh and any reference to terrific being smarter than bats wouldnt count anyway even though he already references himself as third smartest, if you will remember batman, superman, and wonderman are retired and therefore have unavailable stats to the rest of the DCU
He said that during Infinite Crisis, they weren't retired yet. And the DCU has since admitted the claim was a modest one. Also DC always have stats available on it's heroes. Ever heard of Cadamus, project OMAC, Maxwell Lord, the Monitors. They'd be able to tell you the score no matter who was where.
And ummm as for available stats...you realize this isn't the real world. If DC wishes to publish official lists, they can. It's their characters, not yours.
on and i think wiki does have DC try here.
www.dcdatabaseproject.com, a wikipedia website for dc history.
Fan editted.
Here look.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Superman_robots&action=edit§ion=3
You can put the words "Superman is a poopy head" in there and it'll post it.
You don't play chess much I take it.