Bought/Thought 1/26/11

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Fantastic Four 587: Johnny Dies. Okay, at this point it's really not a surprise. Hell, it was up on all the comic news sites (and a few non-comic sites) a long time before the issue actually came out. No, it's not going to last very long, goes without saying, but it was all handled pretty well for the most part. It's a little melodramatic and somewhat cliched in some ways, but it works. 'The Last Stand of Johnny Storm' at the end was really nice. Lots of interesting set-up for later (Sue becoming Queen of The Lobster people things, and Maestro returning with the rest of Nu-World will surely be pretty interesting to see).

Wonder Woman 606: Remember that issue they brought back Phillipus, and it was awesome. Yeah, that was cool. Now, do you remember that time they killed her one issue later, making you wonder what the ****ing point was? Yeah, that wasn't as cool. Well, okay, I hope maybe Hester is hinting he'll use the character post-timeline fix, and she won't be dead there. Otherwise...well, I'll save the otherwise for later and see how it goes.

However, I love the implication that the Morrigan is intentionally turning Diana into Wonder ***** for some reason. I started getting iffy with her encounter with the centaur fellow, since it seems Hester was slipping back into how JMS had been writing her. But you know, seems like there's something working here, and if it's what I'm speculating, I'll be happy. Very happy.

Oh, and the old rogues at the end were kind of interesting, though not what I was expecting at all. I'm glad it looks like Hester is taking an interest in her rogues, though.
 
Tarnation, Tron! I decided to look at this thread and see what you reviewed without having to read any of the posts...and, the spoiler for F4 just JUMPED OUT at me. Grrrrr....

For others who might do the same thing, you might want to put a that bit in spoilers; then, they can decide if they want to peak at it or not.
 
Went to Half-Priced Books today; all because I have been DESPERATELY trying to get a 1st printing copy of Who Is Jake Ellis?. (I found one, but had to drive 60 miles to get it.) Well, not only am I happy about finding that book, but I found a Marvel Graphic Novel, which I had never heard about: Amazing Spider-Man: Spirits Of The Earth. From what I can see, it was only released in Hardcover; and, boy, are these old original graphic novels hard to find. I think I have over 3/4th of them, though.

Anyway, this is what the book is about:

"1st printing. Written and illustrated by Charles Vess. What in the world is the Amazing Spider-Man doing in Scotland? Well, his wife, Mary Jane, has just inherited a castle, so the newlyweds decide to go on a second honeymoon to check out the new homestead. Things go bad when they discover the castle is haunted by a spectral knight who is hell-bent on getting rid of the new owners. Then, things go from bad to worse when Scotland's branch of the Hellfire Club gets involved. Hardcover, 82 pages, full color. Cover price $18.95."

Not sure if anyone else remembers this baby.
 
I tried to win that on Ebay not too long ago. I was outbid at the last moment, though. Haven't looked for another since, but really should. Adding that to my Lone Star want list now as a reminder.
 
I've heard of it but never read it. One of these days I'll likely find it.
 
I've never heard of it, but Charles Vess makes me interested. I love his work.

Anyway, Chaos War had a good ending. I wasn't really blown away by the arc, but it was good. I'll be glad to see Pak and Van Lente get back to just writing fun, smaller-scale adventures with Herc in his ongoing in a few months. :up:
 
...I found a Marvel Graphic Novel, which I had never heard about: Amazing Spider-Man: Spirits Of The Earth. From what I can see, it was only released in Hardcover; and, boy, are these old original graphic novels hard to find. I think I have over 3/4th of them, though.

Anyway, this is what the book is about:

"1st printing. Written and illustrated by Charles Vess. What in the world is the Amazing Spider-Man doing in Scotland? Well, his wife, Mary Jane, has just inherited a castle, so the newlyweds decide to go on a second honeymoon to check out the new homestead. Things go bad when they discover the castle is haunted by a spectral knight who is hell-bent on getting rid of the new owners. Then, things go from bad to worse when Scotland's branch of the Hellfire Club gets involved. Hardcover, 82 pages, full color. Cover price $18.95."

Not sure if anyone else remembers this baby.

I bought this baby back when it came out... still have it... really beautiful stuff... :up:
 
Tarnation, Tron! I decided to look at this thread and see what you reviewed without having to read any of the posts...and, the spoiler for F4 just JUMPED OUT at me. Grrrrr....

For others who might do the same thing, you might want to put a that bit in spoilers; then, they can decide if they want to peak at it or not.

Ah, I'm sorry. But, to be fair, it's implied that spoilers are in here. I did forget to add *spoilers* or some variation to the title, but we all know the score. You should always avoid any review articles/threads/discussions/news if there's something you just don't want to be spoiled, because there's always the chance there's that person who just throws all the ass on the table. I can't even think of a time I've used spoiler tags in one of these, to be honest. But I still apologize.
 
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This month's issue of New Avengers (whatever the number is) was easily the most Bendisy issue to date. Lots of talk and talk and talk between Luke and Jessica, none of which is interesting, even by accident. I mean, come on, did he really think Power Woman was that clever? Ben uses the word whackadoo, and Dr. Strange talks about Tony Stark giggling. This is one of those Bendis issues that isn't just bad, it actually makes you uncomfortable. Oh, and there's a "Spider-Man may be black" joke at the end, which was funny when Dan Slott used that gag 5 years ago.
 
This month's issue of New Avengers (whatever the number is) was easily the most Bendisy issue to date. Lots of talk and talk and talk between Luke and Jessica, none of which is interesting, even by accident. I mean, come on, did he really think Power Woman was that clever? Ben uses the word whackadoo, and Dr. Strange talks about Tony Stark giggling. This is one of those Bendis issues that isn't just bad, it actually makes you uncomfortable. Oh, and there's a "Spider-Man may be black" joke at the end, which was funny when Dan Slott used that gag 5 years ago.

It took 8 issues for this book to have a sh**ty issue and boy was it bad. Classic bad Bendis, everything he's known to be bad at as a writer kind of bad. The art by Acuna was terrible too. I liked him on Black Widow but his stuff looked rushed. If I had to guess, this book was victim of a last minute change due to Immonen going to Fear Itself.

Secret Avengers #9 was not much better than NA but good enough. The problems with this book are more obvious than ever this month. Secret Avengers (aka Steve Rogers: Super-Soldier Team-Up) featured a good fight between Steve and Steele and nice cliffhanger at the end with Moon Knight infiltrating the opposition. The rest of the team are barely there, they literally crash through a window and say nothing. Beast and Widow get the most face time and that's not even a lot. Bru can't do a team book plain and simple.

Thunderbolts #152 was great. Hyperion is a great addition. I loved how he went headfirst against those monsters got his ass handed to him and Cage was like, "Well, I guess we know what they are capable of now." And Moonstone added a "good going, Hyperion". The whole team just sat back and laughed at him even in the face of a crisis. A lot of great teamwork by everyone on display and a good ending/cliffhanger. Terrific work by Parker, I love his take on Luke Cage.

Cap #614 was outstanding too, Bernie was great and a lot of drama going on. I'm worried about Bucky next month, I'm thinking we may get a faked death/died as a hero scenario leaving us with no Cap, soon to be Steve as Cap again.

I also thumbed through Avengers #9, I'm considering picking this back up or getting the trade just for the Illuminati stuff. I want to see the payoff for that.
 
Ah, I'm sorry. But, to be fair, it's implied that spoilers are in here. I did forget to add *spoilers* or some variation to the title, but we all know the score. You should always avoid any review articles/threads/discussions/news if there's something you just don't want to be spoiled, because there's always the chance there's that person who just throws all the ass on the table. I can't even think of a time I've used spoiler tags in one of these, to be honest. But I still apologize.

It's quite alright. It's not the first time it's happened; and, you'd think I'd have learned by now. Usually, though, I never get spoiled; because, generally, a spoiler gets a big build-up, and this was right there at the beginning. Many times before I do my own Bought/Thought posting, I'll see what others have been reading, and try and get those books out of the way. That way, I can get into the conversations.

Anyway, here is some stuff I read last night.

Fantastic Four #587

What a complete disappointment!!! No, not because I knew the ending; but, because
Johnny DOESN'T die in the end!!! We just see him being drowned in a sea of evil monsters from the Negative Zone, as a wave of Annihilation-type monsters sweep over him. Then, cut to the door being closed. Yeah, even a child could write Johnny out of that predicament.

Seriously, this issue didn't have the emotional build-up that you'd expect from such a major death. In the end, I wasn't feeling it. Maybe it's because Reed and Sue weren't there. Maybe it was because Franklin and Val could hardly seem to care that Johnny was giving up his life for them. Maybe it's because the artist drew Johnny as if he was a 50 year old man.

Of course, this issue wasn't just about the death. Sue becomes the ruler of some weird-looking Atlanteans who Namor opposes; and, Nu-World comes to an end, with everyone being saved in the mind of one of their people. Both of those storylines kind of disappointed. I still don't understand WHY Sue becomes the ruler; and, even though I rejoice at the thought of Nu-World being destroyed, seeing Galactus do that really does nothing to stop his death in the future.

Disappointing! :dry:

Highland Laddie #6

The first three issues of this mini were rather boring, as Hughie goes off on his own to visit the town he grew up in after learning of his girlfriends giving BJ's to three members of the Seven, all in order to gain membership into the group. BUT, with the addition of the girlfriend in issue #4, this book got very, very interesting. Ennis doesn't go overboard when dealing with how Hughie and Annie deal with this situation, which is something that many couples have to come to terms with. (Many guys and gals do not want to know of their significant others having relationships before they met, and when it comes to sexually ones, often times men cannot handle that another man got there first.) It's really some of Ennis' best writing in terms of a one-on-one interaction between two characters. Where as Fantastic Four failed to show emotion, this book was overflowing with it.

This issue brings this mini to it's conclusion, and it's more than just about the relationship Hughie has with Annie. It's also the idea that "you can never go home again." Those days that many of us idealize in our heads just don't stand up to the reality of the situation; and, those we love can sometimes be the people that most get on our nerves. Lots of good stuff, and how nice that it's not all about over-the-top action for once. Good, emotional ending, too. :yay::yay:

Blockbusters Of The Marvel Universe One-Shot

Wow! What a neat, neat book! This is the first (of hopefully many) to come, as it gives a look back in handbook-fashion of the various events that have happened in the Marvel Universe. You get some well-known ones, like Annihilation, Secret Wars, and Infinity Gauntlet; but, it also has those that many might not be aware of, like The Crossing, Battletide (I and II), and Maximum Security. Even some favorite that I wouldn't have expected are in this, like the Vampire State from Captain Britain and the MI13. The book even ends with a huge appendix that lists 230 additional events not touched on in previous handbooks.

It's rare that I give a handbook above a smiley face; but, this one really blew me away. It's nice to have one of these that is different from the rest, and the people who write them need to be acknowledged for their hard work. :woot:

Chaos War: X-Men #2

It's alright to read this before the ending of Chaos War #5. Claremont does a decent job; but, I still found this book a bit hard to get into. Compared to Dead Avengers, this book suffered from the group not gelling as well as the other one; and, the main villian was just too generic and uninteresting. :dry:

Chaos War #5

Hmmm. Not bad; but, still, it was a little over-the-top, especially with a HUGE Herc fighting a HUGE Chaos King. There were a few neat parts of this mini-event; but, not enough to give it a big recommendation. I did like that some of my favorite dead heroes came back to life, like Alpha Flight; but, I wish the end showed up everyone they decided to have return. I guess we need an epilogue for that. Oh, and Herc now is powerless..but, never fear Herc-fans! He will return in April of 2011 for more adventures.

A mild :yay:.
 
It'll get canceled in 5 issues :(
I suspect as much, but I'm hoping it won't. It's street-level, too. Isn't street-level hot right now? :o

Mass Effect: Evolution was quite good. Miller does great with these tie-ins--he's also the guy behind the Knights of the Old Republic series and the current Knight Errant mini for the Star Wars franchise, both of which are great. After hearing all about it in the ME games, we finally get to see a bit of the First Contact War between the humans and the turians. It's interesting to see the Illusive Man as an actual character rather than just the creepy guy in charge, as he was relegated to in ME 2. It's even more interesting that he's kind of a cool character.
 
Off to the races with massive epic spoilers!

Dread's Bought/Thought for 1/26/11: Part 1

GUARDING THE GLOBE #3: Like most of Robert Kirkman's Image titles, this mini series has been running exceptionally behind schedule; the second issue shipped back in the middle of October, and even that issue was weeks late. To recap, this series centered around the superhero team who operated on the side lines of INVINCIBLE, Guardians of the Globe. Because Invincible himself is off in space, and because BRIT no longer has his own ongoing series, this series operates to flesh out a lot of long term supporting characters of INVINCIBLE as well as introducing new ones. As the cover notes, Wolf-Man of the recently ended ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN shows up, if only to settle the cliffhanger that his ongoing series ended with. The final member of the team, the sexy speedster Outrun, joins the team and fleshes out the roster's wider, more internationally represented team. While the team still has more representation by Americans than any other nation, it has at least one representative hero from Britain, Mexico, Asia, South Africa, Australia, and even the planet Mars. After a potentially awkward meeting at a nude photography expo (that turns out to not be nearly as awkward for Outrun), the finally fully assembled team helps Wolf-Man and his werewolf tribe against the giant monster Gorgg. In between tying up loose plot threads of prior Kirkman stories, the super-villain mafia, the Order, fully assemble on their own to get things rolling. Given that this is intended to be a six to eight issue series, it might seem odd to take three issues to assemble the team and get the proper plot rolling, the effect is that the reader has started to really get to know these characters. Given that some of these characters, like Bulletproof and Shapesmith, have been hovering around the back panels of INVINCIBLE for at least four or five years, it is good to finally get to know them as full characters. The newer heroes are also proving to be interesting, although Yeti and Brit get the lion's share of the focus.

The artwork by Ransom Getty remains as excellent as usual; the inks are done by two people, which was apparently the cause of some of the delay. Now, a regular inker has been found (Russell Jackson), and future issues should ship more often. Thomas Mason and Rex Stabbs (who has a great last name) handle the color work. The end of the comic has a double page splash with a lot of villain introductions, the sort of old school thing that will appeal to some, by the head of the Order, whose design screams "90's Image". Despite not always known for superhero comics, Image has produced many terrific ones in recent years, and Robert Kirkman remains it's main architect.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #614: This is the penultimate chapter of “The Trial of Captain America” from longtime franchise writer Ed Brubaker and artist Butch Guice. The general gist of the story is that the new Captain America, James “Bucky” Barnes, has been exposed as having once been the Russian operative Winter Soldier, and must legally answer for those crimes. Those include very recent domestic terror acts and assassinations. As long time readers know, Barnes himself was not responsible for these actions; he was hopelessly brainwashed. In fact, only the Cosmic Cube – Marvel’s long time Maguffin device – was responsible for erasing said brainwashing. Unfortunately, proving that in a court of law isn’t exactly a slam-dunk, especially when villains such as Baron Zemo and the new Red Skull, Sin (daughter of the original) exploit the media to leak damaging footage and/or testimony. Fortunately, Steve Rogers’ old friend Bernie Rosenthal is legally representing Barnes at trial (because other Marvel lawyer characters were too busy). This issue features a lot of interesting legal drama as Rosenthal picks apart the prosecution’s evidence – apparently relying on ex-KGB stooges or even the insane Norman Osborn for witness testimony is a stretch to credibility. Former enemy (and brainwasher) Dr. Faustus has even agreed to be a defense witness.

Fortunately, it isn’t all “LAW AND ORDER: CAPES AND MASKS DIVISION”. Sin’s new flunky Master Man suckers Falcon and Black Widow into a trap to force Barnes to escape from custody to try to rescue them. Rogers insists that he stays put, but with Dr. Faustus manipulating him and with his morals a bit more gray than Rogers, can Barnes put aside emotion? Unfortunately, every time Black Widow dates a superhero, it seems she instantly becomes bait for no end of traps; she used to get kidnapped and captured on a fairly regular basis back when she was Daredevil’s partner (in more ways than one) in the 70’s and 80’s. The next issue promises a shocking conclusion (aren’t they all) that no one expects.

To be blunt, Marvel has a “CAPTAIN AMERICA” movie coming in July that certainly will not star James Barnes behind the mask. While Marvel perhaps surprised people by keeping Steve Rogers dead for over two years, they stunned more people by resurrecting him and not immediately having him become Capt. America again – instead allowing his revived sidekick retain the mantle that he’d claimed in the wake of Rogers’ death. While both Barnes and Rogers were dressed as Captain America during last year’s SIEGE event, by and large Rogers has merely acted as director of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not SHIELD” and leader of a squad of Secret Avengers. This has allowed Marvel to sell comics featuring both without having two men in masks and offering different adventures and perspectives. To a degree Rogers is a difficult star because his status as a perfect, iconic hero can make him a dull leading man for character stories. Barnes, who has a dark past, crimes to answer for and has feet of clay, has become a more dynamic and interesting Capt. America – one who isn’t perfect but strives for the ideal of the original. To a slight degree, Brubaker has fallen into a rut with Barnes’ stories; CAPTAIN AMERICA has become more of an ensemble book with Rogers, Falcon, and Widow sharing a lot of focus, and with two or three stories nearly in a row stories revolving around Barnes being captured and escaping some enemy who doesn’t quite want to kill him. Many are predicting that Marvel will want to get Rogers back behind the mask by the time the film hits theaters – perhaps with a relaunch of the title (which is still selling well, but has fallen since 2006). The question is; does this mean that Barnes is slated to die once more – only this time it won’t be in a flashback scene in AVENGERS? Will he return to being a noble fugitive like he was during CIVIL WAR? Or will Marvel defy expectations and retain some integrity? Only time will tell.

Sean McKeever and Filipe Andrade contribute the usual NOMAD back-up strip, which is concluding it’s own storyline. Rikki Barnes (who is the female Bucky from the Heroes Reborn universe, mostly abandoned since the 90’s) has teamed up with Black Widow to shut down yet another evil corporation that is secretly doing evil things. In many ways it settles some dangling plot threads that were left over from the NOMAD: GIRL WITHOUT A WORLD mini series – the dilemma is that more people read CAPTAIN AMERICA (and thus the back-up) than read that series. Rikki learns that while Black Widow acts cold to her often times, she was responsible for her career as Nomad and actually sees a bit of herself in her. The strip may wrap up next issue; after which, both writer and artist combine for an ONSLAUGHT UNLEASHED mini series in which Rikki’s team the Young Allies meet with the Secret Avengers to battle a villain whose fashion sense was a definition of the 90’s (armor, spikes, shoulder-pads, big muscles). McKeever is a solid writer, but it is a shame he has parted ways with artist David Baldeon, as Andrade’s artwork takes getting used to for the series. Imagine Humberto Ramos, only with less anatomy and realism, and one is close. If CAPTAIN AMERICA loses the NOMAD strip, will the price fall back to $2.99? Or will a new strip replace it? Comics that are $3.99 that at least have a back-up strip to deliver 30-32 pages of story are better than ones that are priced that high for no reason other than “it is important and we like money”.

A solid issue overall of CAPTAIN AMERICA, as most of them have tended to be for years.

CHAOS WAR #5: This is the grand finale to writers Greg Pak and Fred Van Lente's take on a Hercules saga, which was covered in the ongoing series INCREDIBLE HERCULES and then the two mini series HERCULES: FALL OF AN AVENGER and HEROIC AGE: PRINCE OF POWER. In actuality, things don't completely end here; the pair will re-unite on a new ongoing featuring Hercules in April. If anything, this is a bit of a season finale before the next major story is told. This is perfectly fine, as the union of Pak and Ven Lante on the character of Hercules, as well as his "side-kick" Amadeus Cho, has produced some of the best Marvel comics for the last 3-4 years. This is the end of CHAOS WAR as one of Marvel's "mini events". While not as large a "mini event" as SHADOWLAND, it still involved more installments than MAXIMUM CARNAGE did in the 90's. Artist Khoi Pham, who was the first regular artist of INCREDIBLE HERCULES (and drew the character when he was part of Dan Slott's MIGHTY AVENGERS) and thus brings things to a proper book end. The colors are by Sunny Gho with two inkers along for the ride. While the previous issue stumbled a bit until the finale, this issue gets things off and delivers on a proper finale.

Picking up from the last issue, Hercules has finally embraced all of the powers of his father Zeus and become the "high father" of the gods. After a last minute assist from Gaia, the goddess of the earth, he's powered up and ready to have a fight for creation against the Chaos King. It is quite literally a fight; Hercules and Chaos King duking it out in space as giants. Isn't that how the fate of all reality should be determined? In the meanwhile, all of the gods and heroes who was left on what was left of the earth do what they can to pitch in (such as the Hulks, Thor, Alpha Flight, Silver Surfer, the rest of the God Squad, and whatever Dead Avengers who aren't dead). In the end, it's a combination of Hercules' muscle and Amadeus Cho that saves the universe - isn't that how it usually is? There are panels that allude to other tie-ins and side material for this series, but for the most part one won't be lost if one hasn't read the spare one-shots or the INCREDIBLE HULKS crossover. The universe is saved and, unlike the Fantastic Four this week, no major character dies. It's a rare upbeat ending, while it is still an ending in which there has been a dynamic change in one of the key cast.

The artwork for this finale is quite good; Pham seemed to save some of his best pencils for this issue, and Gho's colors have remained consistently brilliant. There are quite a few single page and double page splashes, but they are used to highlight big time, godly action so they don't feel like slow moments.

This is a simple finale, but an effective one. Hercules and Cho will take a few months off before their next try at an ongoing series - which to be fair, has been well over a year. In a way it is odd that Marvel once made a big push to convince readers that CHAOS WAR was more than "just another INCREDIBLE HERCULES arc with a new title", then abandoned the finale to fend for itself against the FANTASTIC FOUR death issue. That would be a shame, especially since this is a finale that doesn't involve any media propoganda or a needless character sacrifice. The sales for INCREDIBLE HERCULES petered out towards the end of it's run, especially since the price rose by a dollar - hopefully the next series in April improves from there, and isn't insanely overpriced.

FANTASTIC FOUR #587: Unless one has avoided TV, newspapers, and the internet for the past 24-48 hours, you know the major moment of this issue already; Johnny Storm/Human Torch dies. The rest of the subplots of "Three" are tied up, but the death of Johnny gets all of the attention, as it deserves. To be fair to writer Jonathan Hickman, until he and Marvel leaked the spoiler to the media, Hickman had done a fair job of making it difficult to tell which of the Four was due to die. I thought Reed would bite the dust again, but the Torch is the one member of the team who has never left the team or seemingly died for an extended period before. During the "Three" arc, the Four had been properly set up by a series of subplots that inconveniently came to a head at once. Sue was busy trying to properly organize an underwater meeting between the Lost Kingdoms of Atlantis and the hot-headed Namor. Reed was busy trying to save the citizens of Nu-Earth after Galactus decides to feed on the other dimensional earth. And Johnny was stuck holding down the fort with Ben (who was in the midst of one of his brief powerless phases), Franklin and Valeria Richards, Alex Power (of the Power Pack), and the rest of the kids from the Future Foundation (Reed's think tank for super smart, skilled, or weird kids) against the insect hordes of Annihilus.

The subplot with Sue takes a very interesting twist (or counter-twist from the previous issue) which ends with Sue actually having more responsibility as well as proving that she's more than a match for Namor. Reed's subplot finally seems to wrap up the leftover scraps of the Nu-Earth story from the Mark Millar/Bryan Hitch run on the series (which had resulted in a FANTASTIC FORCE mini series that nobody bought). Most of the extra sized issue (28 pages) focuses on the conflict against Annihilus, as one would expect given who has to die at the end. Given the amount of media hype as well as the loss of the major surprise, it would be easy to hate this story or attempt to nit pick it from all angles. While it is far from a perfect story, Johnny's death scene is executed in a proper manner. He is given a chance to step up and make a final stand to save Ben and his niece and nephew, along with their friends and New York in general. Often written as aloof at best and pathologically immature and moronic at worst by other writers, Hickman seems to have pegged that Johnny has been a superhero since 1961 and thus may as well be competent at it. Ben's reaction to the death as well as the final page of resolution helps sell it tremendously. Most of the action is kept off panel and there is no gore - in a way it is easy for a cynic to see how Hickman can work his way out of it in perhaps a year's time. Superheroes have recently come back from far more grisly, definitive deaths - if not for the hype, text, and reactions, it would be difficult to tell that Johnny was dead and not merely knocked out. Plus, this is a team that literally stormed heaven to get a member back once.

Still, it is hardly the sort of "random sacrificial lamb" death that Brian Bendis has written in such tales as DISASSEMBLED, HOUSE OF M, SECRET INVASION, or even his run on ULTIMATE X-MEN way back. Mark Millar teased about killing Sue during his run on the Four, but couldn't bring himself to ice any of the Four. The artwork is by regular artist Steve Epting as well as frequent collaborator Mike Perkins (the two used to share duties on CAPTAIN AMERICA for years) and Nick Magyar, with dazzling colors by Paul Mounts. The next issue will be a bit of a "wake" issue and then the series as FANTASTIC FOUR will end (for now), and be replaced by a series titled "FF" by the same creative team. Make what you will of the marketing and editorial strategy, but the story isn't half bad. Johnny, a hero who is often written as a child, at least died like a man. It will be surprising if he is still dead by the end of 2012, however. FANTASTIC FOUR #600 is due March 2012 (assuming Marvel counts up FF issues into that tally), and it would seem daft to commission that without a reunion of the full team. The death of a long running team member is usually a sign the writer is out of ideas on the Four, which is why it seems to happen once or twice every decade; at the very least, this has been effectively executed. It isn't perfect. We could all nitpick about how Johnny could have battled better and all that, but I liked Ben's reaction to it and that final panel of him crumbled on the floor with the kids is good stuff. Even if Val is still a complete cold snob, and I wouldn't mind if Dr. Doom made him his familiar again.

The real challenge I think comes out of how Marvel sells the mourning. For at least half of the past decade, Johnny was written as a moron, a fop, a hero with ADHD who was the weakest link of his team. People have been joking that he could be replaced by Jim Hammond or Toro right now (thanks to INVADERS NOW!) because of this. It is akin to killing Iceman in X-Men; literally any other character with similar abilities would be able to replace him because he's usually "the funny idiot" character. Reasonably, you would expect these characters to grow and mature, perhaps as the Wally West Flash did, but Marvel has been less consistent about that sort of thing than DC. Part of me fears that everyone will treat Johnny like Steve Rogers when in many stories he was akin to a TMZ celebrity with super-powers - famous for getting into jams almost as much as being a hero. And the shame of it isn't Johnny's fault, or even Hickman's fault - he did his best to not write Johnny that way. I imagine we'll see this loss the worst through the eyes of Franklin and Sue (and to a degree, Ben).

Is Johnny coming back? Of course. In a way I wasn't too miffed that the death itself wasn't grisly because I have no doubt he'll be back by about March 2012 or soon after; why write yourself into a corner by showing him get drawn and quartered when you'll only have to undo it later anyway? If you want a comedic take on the many options for resurrecting him, I did an entire Sprite Comic slideshow about it at Examiner here: http://www.examiner.com/comic-books...uman-torch-back-a-sprite-comic-series-picture . I didn't think Marvel was bold enough to off Johnny and then try to build him up and act like he was important to them, but they are. Spider-Man may join the Four and that would be great next to BIG TIME. Some good stories may come out of it; the Four don't have much else to do. I say bring it on.
 
Part Two of Two:

SECRET AVENGERS #9: In this issue, the Secret Avengers actually fight a villain. Not just nameless minions, but an actual antagonistic superhuman character. It only took nine issues (unless you count a Martian tentacle monster in issue four). Unfortunately, this team still retains some of those little nagging nitpicks that have plagued the series for a while. Members come and go; Moon Knight has suddenly re-emerged in a notable subplot for the cliffhanger page, while Ant-Man is gone. It is still very much a Steve Rogers title, in which the other heroes act as his supporting cast. That would be fine if the title of the comic began with "STEVE ROGERS AND". As predicted, Shang Chi has gotten a lot more to do as well as more focus and opportunities to shine as Nova did. SHADOWLAND has been better for promoting street heroes around the editorial offices than THANOS IMPERATIVE was.

This issue focuses on John Steel, WWI and WWII soldier who has superhuman strength and durability through unrevealed means who is now one of the main henchmen of the Shadow Council (the other being Max Fury the LMD). It summarizes a lot of things that were revealed by Brubaker in THE MARVELS PROJECTS for those who missed them, and sets up a brawl between Rogers and Steel. It is a shame that Brubaker features hero vs. actual villain battles in his comics so rarely, because he's actually very good at pacing an exciting fight. He doesn't simply call on the artist to draw a mass brawl like Bendis does. It does kind of seem silly that Rogers ultimately "cheats" by having his team show up after all, but the only other Secret Avenger who jumps at Steel is Moon Knight - the one LEAST able to take him. If Beast or Valkyrie had, they might have simply beaten him and then we wouldn't get another issue out of this arc. Lord knows if I was the commander of a team and I was fighting a guy I know could could bend tank barrels, and I had two people on my team who had superhuman strength (one of which is a great deal stronger than even Luke Cage), I might order one of them to jump at Steel rather than waste their effort taking down nameless grunts. Moon Knight's fine for those grunts, right? I guess I just don't know how to lead a team like Steve Rogers. I'd be too efficient.

The Shadow Council still wants to recruit Sharon Carter, Shang Chi's dad wants to use him to revive himself fully, and Moon Knight has infiltrated the baddies - which may make for a nice issue ten unless this subplot is merely so Steve Rogers can easily breach their facility and then Specter goes back to being a face in the background like War Machine (who appears in one panel and then is forgotten about in the actual battle of the issue). The artwork by Deodato and Will Conrad is good, with solid colors by Rain Beredo.

Overall, this was an improvement. This book still isn't all what I expected it to be, but it doesn't bore me quite as much as Fraction's superhero comics have lately even despite the flaws.

THUNDERBOLTS #152: Jeff Parker continues on with his new arc, or rather officially starts it after a one-shot tale about the Ghost's origin, and Kev Walker and Frank Martin continue on art and colors. Hyperion has effectively replaced Crossbones on the team roster, in a neat bit that actually springboards from the Blue Marvel story in AGE OF HEROES. See, this is how to effectively utilize continuity. Hyperion insists that he didn't REALLY try to smash through Russia, it was simply one of many alternate reality versions of him. The team have to assemble to stop a horde of giant monsters that were left over from the Intelligencia from INCREDIBLE HULKS from ravaging Japan (cue joke). This is thus basically a heroes vs. monsters issue, but that's fine; Parker keeps things entertaining and fun. Hyperion acts very much like the Superman cipher he was always intended to be, although he's naturally not as noble as he claims. Apparently one slot on the team will always be for a token maniac who turns on the squad.

MACH-V, Songbird, and Moonstone are there for the long time T-Bolts fans, while the rest are Parker's addition to the team (with Luke Cage getting massive rep from Bendis Avengers comics over the years). The rest of the team don't exactly do much more than usual, but things are clicking at a good rate. No one character hogs the spotlight for ever issue, unlike SECRET AVENGERS. While Jeff Parker's flaw is he seems fixated on having his teams fight "standard bizarre threats" than actual villains, his better command of how to write a team full of characters makes it a better read than it should be. Besides, the Fantastic Four have battled giant monsters no end of times.

I do wonder how exactly the team handles Hyperion. I don't think he'll be on the team long, as the next arc deals with a more permanent replacement for Crossbones. He's far too powerful for Juggernaut to handle, or even a slew of superheroes. Blue Marvel is near Sentry level in strength, and even he struggled against him. I do think Blue Marvel would be great on a team book somewhere (although not Thunderbolts since he isn't a con and I don't want to see him become one), but it's nice just to see him mentioned somewhere else. This isn't the best thing on the racks, and I thought Parker was usually stronger on ATLAS material, but it is still a reliable team comic that gives me everything I expect of it for three bucks. Can't wait for the next issue.
 
Uncanny X-Force #4 had one of the best endings to a comic book I've seen in a looooong time. While Remender's wrap up to the Punisher, In The Blood, has been horrid; his work here has been the complete opposite. X-Force pulled another fast one the new Four Horseman. That's twice the team got over on them, although the Horsemen still come across as a future credible and dangerous threat, all to the credit of Remender, he made it work.

The ending itself and the last 6-7 pages leading up to it were incredible. The team finally gets to a defenseless Boy Apocalypse and wrestle within themselves and their teammates on whether or not to take him out or train him. Warren of course has the biggest problem, putting him at odds with Psylocke, who's in favor of training him. Logan, of all people (and the same guy that in The Children's Crusade would rather this kid outlive Wanda Maximoff :o) talks Warren down. The team agree that the right choice is to take the boy back to Utopia and train him.......except Fantomex, who promptly executes him with a single bullet to the brain.

It was a shocking moment, seeing a 5yr old boy executed, not before pleading for his life with tears in his eyes because he doesn't understand what monster he will one day become. The next page and a half are without any dialogue leaving the inner thoughts of the characters to be interpreted by the reader.......for now. Clearly Fantomex felt this needed to be done now matter the circumstances and stayed behind to close the boys eyes after he was dead. On the ride home in E.V.A. Warren is completely distraught, Logan has a stone cold expression on his face, Psylocke is deep in thought and Deadpool is in la-la land.

It makes a lot of sense in a way why the team didn't react, argue or yell at Fantomex for murdering the child. How the hell are they going to explain to Cyclops when they show up on Utopia with Apocalypse in a child's body after Scott ordered X-Force shut down? This is the first candidate for best single issue of the year so far in 2011, I'm gonna have to make a mental note about it for this December......
 
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So I picked up this week's X-Men: To Serve and Protect issue for Thor. I'll get that right out of the way: literally the only reason I purchased this comic is because I saw Thor on the cover, opened it, and found that he was on a fairly substantial number of pages inside. I'm not proud of it, but there it is. Fraction's driven me to try out virtually anything else with Thor since his own comic is a ridiculous mess now.

Anyway, To Serve and Protect was okayish. The Thor/Storm story was quick and felt like it didn't have much of a point, other than to highlight how great Storm's willpower is. Thor shows up in Wakanda to tell Storm he's found something of hers while poking around the ruins of Asgard. (Apparently this is what the Asgardians spend all of their time doing now, as virtually every story since Siege has started with something involving poking around the ruins of Asgard.) Turns out it's Stormcaster, the hammer that Loki made for her in that wacky New Mutants/Asgard crossover (that somehow didn't feature Thor) that I still have to read someday. As soon as Storm mentions Loki, Thor's like, "Errrrr, whoa, whoa, hold on a sec, I don't think this is such a good idea..." But Storm touches it anyway and immediately turns into a seemingly mindless, mute god version of herself. Thor warns her to release the hammer for her own safety but she doesn't, so they fight in a rather confusing mess of panels. Then Storm grabs Mjolnir, apparently reads its inscription, and smashes Stormcaster with it (don't worry, Thor's hand is still on Mjolnir, so it's not like Storm was worthy or anything). And then she's like, "It was mad super-hard for me to resist Loki the first time around. Didn't think I could do it again." Then it ends with Storm and Thor just kind of floating, with some clouds forming a faint impression of Loki's face behind them.

Weird.

Oh, and Guggenheim writes Thor's speech really, really, really badly throughout the whole story, using "thou" where it should be "thee" and suchlike. Honestly, if you don't know how those pronouns work, just f***ing stick to "you." Thor doesn't have to talk that way, as numerous writers--including Stan Lee--have shown.

There were three other stories, one featuring Rockslide and Mr. Negative that looked dumb, one featuring Emma Frost and Dr. Strange that looked boring, and the only other story I actually read: one with Reed and Sue Richards trying to help Kitty deal with her current condition. Apparently she came back from the bullet Whedon left her on but now she can't unphase, which was news to me. I thought everyone still believed she was dead and Peter was getting emo tats to signify his pain and whatnot. But apparently she's back and really whiny about not being able to touch things. Sue gives her a good talking-to, once again casting herself as something of the Marvel universe's #1 mother hen, and then Peter and Kitty kiss while Sue and Reed kiss simultaneously. D'awwww. :awesome:

Anyway, I also read a proper Thor comic this week: Astonishing Thor. Pretty good. Thor decides to zip on past Ego and follow his trajectory to whatever Ego is flying toward. That turns out to be the Collector's ship, which is hovering near the sun. Thor enters but the Collector tells him to get lost, so Thor promptly smashes a bunch of the Collector's little collection tubes, freeing his precious hoardees, including a really hot chick that Thor knew and apparently boned a while back. The Collector reveals that Ego isn't actually coming to the Collector, but rather to something in the Collector's collection: Alter-Ego, a twin planet created at the same time as Ego itself! Sheer insanity! But fun. Then the hot chick betrays Thor, allowing the Collector to shoot Thor's ass off into the little pocket dimension that he was holding Alter-Ego in. The Colelctor claims Alter-Ego needs to be fed or something, so clearly Thor's gonna kick some planetary ass next month. Good times, even though the artist still draws Thor like a prebuscent girl in a lot of panels. :up:
 
I just bought Punisher in the blood #3.

The action was really good, and the story flowed well, but, but, it just seems like utter blasphemy Remendnothing is using Maria to be Jigsaw's concubine. I have serious issues with this. Even though Ennis had Cavella relieve himself on his family's corpse, the fact is their spirit was gone. I think this is just lazy writing and a sad attempt to induce shock. There are so many other ways to approach Frank, and this isn't one of them. overall 7/10
 
There were three other stories, one featuring Rockslide and Mr. Negative that looked dumb, one featuring Emma Frost and Dr. Strange that looked boring, and the only other story I actually read: one with Reed and Sue Richards trying to help Kitty deal with her current condition. Apparently she came back from the bullet Whedon left her on but now she can't unphase, which was news to me. I thought everyone still believed she was dead and Peter was getting emo tats to signify his pain and whatnot.

It happened recently, right after Second Coming. Magneto pulled the bullet back to Earth.......LIKE A BOSS.:word:
 
So, AGE OF X is basically Age of Apocalypse without, y'know, Apocalypse. Really, if there was a story any more been there done that it's AoA, especially since it just got the trade and sequel treatment. Honestly, what the X-Men needs is consistent storytelling and direction, not to steal a page from DC's pointless in the grand scheme Elseworlds. Nothing in this issue overly excited me, and can't say I'm looking forward to this event.

FANTASTIC FOUR was more of the same that Hickman has been giving us this past year. As many have said, Torch's death wasn't a true death. Forgetting the fact that comic book deaths rarely last, Hickman basically AND literally closed the door before we saw Torch actually die. So, basically, he's just trapped in the Negative Zone and presumed dead until such time either Hickman, or his replacement, decides. Plus, I was disheartened to see another 90s gimmick return: the bag. That's right, this issue came bagged with a big ol' "3" symbol on it. Now why does that seem familiar...

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Oh, yeah. So, basically, the only thing left is embossed covers and holograms. Hello, 90s, time for your finishing move?

X-23 has been an okay read so far. Nothing stellar. Honestly, I feel the current direction is the opposite way X should have gone. There should have been more of a focus on her trying to integrate into humanity (and failing through herself or circumstance) instead of putting her right into the middle of the heroics. Also, Gambit as a sidekick...think we should have gotten someone original. Maybe the blonde she failed to rescue. Anyway, Ms. Sinister becomes Mr. again. Honestly, I pretty much skimmed over his whole time as a woman because I thought it was a stupid idea, so this really had no impact for me. Plus, I never thought Sinister was all that great a villain.
 
I walked into my shop, saw the bags, and immediately said, "Damn, it's like the '90s all over again!" to my shop's owner. He was like, "I wish. I'd be making a lot more money." :funny:
 
90's comic book fans: a sucker was born every minute.

I must've been the only kid on my block without 15 copies of Superman #75 and 15 copies of Bloodshot #1.:oldrazz:
 
I never actually managed to get a copy of Superman's death issue. I think I ended up reading it years later in a trade.
 
Ditto.

I think the FF #587 death bag thing is a valuable lesson. That no matter what year it is in real life, the people who run comic books always think at least 8-9 years in the past. Maybe that's why sales are in the gutter.

One day, a comic book company will be run by someone in touch with reality. Someone who has actually done something amazing like passed a business course, run a business himself or simply understands supply and demand. Someone, dare I say, efficient, creative, AND savvy. And whichever of the big two gets this person will rise up in ways it hasn't in a long time.

It simply isn't going to happen by promoting the same people who have been running stuff since before dial-up connections happened. Because right now the big two are trapped in a cycle of only using ideas from the past, dusted off and repainted, that at best work short term, and not when spammed.
 

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