Bought/Thought for 10/10/07: HEAVIEST OF SPOILER ALERTS!!

[RockSP]

Bendis *********es while writing Avengers.

 

[Manic]

Bendis *********es while writing Avengers.

I don't doubt that.

 

[Purple Man]

Screw all these long winded reviews.

Runaways, Booster Gold, Green Lantern, New Avengers. Buy 'em. Read 'em. Love 'em. Get on with your life.

Whedon, Bendis, and a double dose of Johns, don't get much better than that.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wow. It really, really does.

 

[Xofenroht]

Wow. It really, really does.

Seriously, as if Gaiman, Moore, Buckingham, Brubaker and etc. don't exist at all.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Buckingham?

 

[Purple Man]

I said it doesn't get much better.

Give me a week with Morrison (Batman), Brubaker (Captain America), Johns (Booster Gold), and Bendis (New Avengers) all in the same week and I'll be salivating all the way to next Wednesday.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

To each his own, I guess.

 

[PhotoJones]

Seriously, as if Gaiman, Moore, Buckingham, Brubaker and etc. don't exist at all.

Like, Mark Buckingham, the artist?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I think he meant Willingham. I sometimes get the names confused myself. It's the ending "-ingham," I think.

 

[PhotoJones]

Oh. Well, they're both talented.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yes, but I was reminded of the Sesame Street thing. "One of these things is not like the others."

 

[PhotoJones]

Are you making fun of Mark for being a snaggletoothed Brit?

 

[Manic]

Are you making fun of Mark for being a snaggletoothed Brit?

Moore and Gaiman are snaggletoothed Brits. Okay, fine, Gaiman isn't snaggledtoothed. I have my doubts about Moore, though. If I saw that guy on a bus, I'd avoid eye contact in fear that he'd sit next to me, talk about his time in 'Nam, and probably pee himself.

 

[Xofenroht]

Moore and Gaiman are snaggletoothed Brits. Okay, fine, Gaiman isn't snaggledtoothed. I have my doubts about Moore, though. If I saw that guy on a bus, I'd avoid eye contact in fear that he'd sit next to me, talk about his time in 'Nam, and probably pee himself.

Before or after he summons the Serpent God and devours you with a vortex from the immaterial?

 

[Manic]

Before or after he summons the Serpent God and devours you with a vortex from the immaterial?

Before. Peeing himself is the first part of the summoning spell.

 

[Xofenroht]

I thought it was purging?

 

[PhotoJones]

Moore and Gaiman are snaggletoothed Brits. Okay, fine, Gaiman isn't snaggledtoothed. I have my doubts about Moore, though. If I saw that guy on a bus, I'd avoid eye contact in fear that he'd sit next to me, talk about his time in 'Nam, and probably pee himself.

If Moore talked to you, it wouldn't be about 'Nam, I can promise you that.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I thought it was purging?

That's what Satanists call peeing.

 

[PhotoJones]

Moore's not a Satanist.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He should be. It'd totally enhance his image.

 

[PhotoJones]

I think worshipping Glycon is image enhancing enough.

 

[chamber-music]

Moore and Gaiman are snaggletoothed Brits. Okay, fine, Gaiman isn't snaggledtoothed. I have my doubts about Moore, though. If I saw that guy on a bus, I'd avoid eye contact in fear that he'd sit next to me, talk about his time in 'Nam, and probably pee himself.

lies! you would bow your face in his pee and worship the ground he walks on. British people didn't fight in Nam and Moore worships Glycon the snake and is a magician apparently.

I ain't talking that harry potter stuff neither.

 

[Manic]

Moore looks like one of those homeless war vets we have sitting on corners here in the states. Even knowing what he looks like, I'd still confused him for a vagrant until he showed me some ID.

Don't get me wrong. Great writer. But he's hobo-ish.

 

[PhotoJones]

You confuse hobo with wizard, dude. A long beard doesn't necessarily mean homeless. Get out more.