Bought/Thought for 10/10/07: HEAVIEST OF SPOILER ALERTS!!

[TheCorpulent1]

That last one's tricky. Calling a woman a filthy ****e and demanding extra protection tends to make her not want to sleep with you anymore, unless of course she really is a filthy ****e.

 

[PhotoJones]

And Sugarshock. God hates you if you've never read Sugarshock.

God hates you if you liked Sugarshock.

 

[Xofenroht]

That last one's tricky. Calling a woman a filthy ****e and demanding extra protection tends to make her not want to sleep with you anymore, unless of course she really is a filthy ****e.

Well, I'm referring to everybody, not just women. You have any idea where everyone has been? The truth is fatal.

 

[PhotoJones]

I know where I've been.

 

[Xofenroht]

I know where I've been.

Well, I don't...

...thanks to WonderBru!!!

 

[PhotoJones]

I can't tell you where I've been, if you're interested.

 

[BrianWilly]

God hates you if you liked Sugarshock.

I'm pretty sure I've used up all of my God hate quota when I banged His mom.

LULZ TEH HERESY

 

[Xofenroht]

I can't tell you where I've been, if you're interested.

Can't? You don't have to, I already know.

Twirling that shoel on Greymalkin Lane?

 

[PhotoJones]

I'm pretty sure I've used up all of my God hate quota when I banged His mom.

LULZ TEH HERESY

God doesn't have a mom.

 

[BrianWilly]

You think about that. You think about that long and hard while I go bang her.

 

[PhotoJones]

Oh wait, I get it. You're not banging anyone. That's the joke, right?

 

[BrianWilly]

The joke's on me.

Get it? ON me?

Get it?

 

[Xofenroht]

The joke's on me.

Get it? ON me?

Get it?

So....

...does that mean you're naked?

 

[PhotoJones]

You blew a load on yourself? I don't get it.

 

[BrianWilly]

Okay, you both need to stop thinking about *********ion now.

 

[PhotoJones]

Pfft. There is no time when one shouldn't be thinking about that. Except for one time. You know what I'm talking about, eh? Eh?

 

[BrianWilly]

Uh...dinner? What? Babysitting?

 

[Xofenroht]

Pfft. There is no time when one shouldn't be thinking about that. Except for one time. You know what I'm talking about, eh? Eh?

When "Zooboomafoo" is on?

 

[PhotoJones]

Uh...dinner? What? Babysitting?

When "Zooboomafoo" is on?

I think you two just shared something in common about yourselves.

 

[Manic]

Immediately after *********ing?

 

[Xofenroht]

I think you two just shared something in common about yourselves.

What, you didn't know? Brian Willy used to babysit after dinner at my house when I watched Zooboomafoo (how the **** do you even spell that?).

 

[PhotoJones]

Did BW ever touch you? Inappropriately? It's not your fault, man. You don't have to feel ashamed. There are people you can talk to.

 

[Xofenroht]

Did BW ever touch you? Inappropriately? It's not your fault, man. You don't have to feel ashamed. There are people you can talk to.

Only during his brief stint as a priest.

 

[BrianWilly]

And now we're back to God.

 

[Manic]

How can I put this thread back on track? What topic can I possibly bring up that would cause mostly comic-related discussion for at least 2 posts?

So... how'bout that Brian Michael Bendis? How many Avengers books is he writing, these days?