Dread's Bought/Thought Part II:
FANTASTIC FOUR #557: In terms of sales, this run was likely expected to be a solid Top 10-20 book for it's run; however, just into the 3rd issue (of an 18 issue run), it is down to 65k (not even 35% above KICK-ASS) and struggling to remain in the Top 30. By the 1/3rd mark it may wind up in the Top 40-50 muddle that nearly every recent run on FF has landed without crossovers. Now, the reasons for this are numerous. Perhaps the lateness of Ultimates 2 really did grind down Millar & Hitch's pedigree, with shops not investing in as many issues and readers trade-waiting. It may also be that the Fantastic Four are too dusty a franchise, and have had their once-innovative schtick ripped off and refined in so many other franchises, that no creator can keep steam on this book for long with most audiences. The fact that the FF run appears to be unrelated to what is going on within the current season of Marvel may have also brought down some buzz.
It is a shame, because Millar is obviously enjoying the run and isn't nearly as bleak and controversial here. He isn't out to shock the universe by killing someone, at least not yet. He is just trying to tell fundamental FF stories well.
This story concludes the first 4 issue arc as C.A.P. continues on it's rampage of Earth after taking out 3 out of the Four as well as both squads of Avengers (who say almost nothing and could be any gang of throwaway costumes, really). As usual in FF stories, all seems hopeless until Reed Richards pulls an answer out of his rear. In this case, it is an "Anti-Galactus" Mecha that "costs a billion dollars to run" every second. So, the next time the nation is facing an extra trillion in debt and Congress ups your taxes, just blame Mr. Fantastic. Anyway, Reed correctly deduces that since Alyssa and her husband are on C.A.P.'s "DO NOT KILL" list, he would be to, since Alyssa still carries a torch for him, and it is right. In some ways it is a classic Millar anti-climax; building a baddie as a monster, unstoppable threat only to have the hero beat him/it effortlessly via plot convenience, but in this case it works. Out of anyone to have a 70'' mecha on short notice, aside for Iron Man, why NOT Mr. Fantastic? Alyssa reveals the obvious, Reed rebuffs her, Johnny is still dating a criminal, and Dr. Doom shows up on the last page.
I loved how Reed basically cements his love of Sue to Alyssa without ever denying her main point about how "dumb" the woman is, and it reminded me of the bit about Ultimate Fantastic Four that I liked; making Susan a scientist in her own right (just not as good as Reed, focused on biology specifically). Of course, Sue in 616 has more "real world" smarts and helps bring Reed back to Earth. Some of his presents are on the verge of ALL-STAR SUPERMAN super-science, but, again, if anyone in Marvel could pull it off, it is Reed Richards.
Psionics is still a dumb name, because there is only one of her. Why can't it just be Psionic? Give me Butterball anyday.
And it is amazing that Millar could give an interview to prep this run by going, "I didn't just want to do a list of the FF's best foes just because Hitch is drawing it", but guess what? Not even 6 issues in and Dr. Doom shows up, of course. And soon we will get Galactus. Really, who is he kidding? Hey, if the stories are good, who cares if Millar caters to his artist. Just be honest about it. I swear, a lot of Marvel editors and writers would have much better rapport with fans if they played things honestly, like Dan Slott, and less smug.
Still, this is shaping up to be a more enjoyable run than I expected. The dip in sales, though, is troubling for the long term health of the franchise. Even the movies fizzled before long; the FF seem desitined for the mid-card division these days.
GHOST RIDER #23: Aaron & Boschi wrap up their first arc of their run on GR, which may be short if the sales don't get stable. Considering there is zero buzz around GR these days, that may be inevitable. Still, Marvel will have gotten over 2 years out of a GR ongoing title, which is a major accomplishment after 1998.
Blaze collides with a cannibal and his curse, the crazed nurses serving the angel (Zadkiel) he wants to kill, and a reformed one riding a bus. Ghost Rider goes bat-**** insane on his enemies, but it seems Lucas is met by one of Zad's other followers, who convinces him how hopeless it is. Ghost Rider ends the curse of the highway (which was a nice spooky twist; a book like this NEEDS some real horror in it) and takes out the head-nurse, but the big reveal of the issue is that the guy who got to Lucas is, of course, Dan Ketch. Why he is working for Zadkiel against his former mentor is a mystery for another issue, but right away it fills me with anticipation for this storyline.
Aaron is playing well with the mangled elements Way left and is bringing in bits from the past, and is not as decompressed. It is a shame he didn't launch the book, because if he had, GR would be better off. Boschi's art works for the most part, even if some panels bare some look of rush. Aaron has a storyline to tell, I just hope he can do so with the few issues he may have left.
MIGHTY AVENGERS #14: Unlike the last few issues of this and NEW AVENGERS, this issue isn't a prelude and instead mostly takes place alongside and after SECRET INVASION #2; as like a SI #2.5. Despite yet another Skrull-erized rendition of a classic cover, it focuses on the Sentry.
(Now that I mention it, the Skrull covers are becoming almost as annoying, if not moreso, than the Zombie gimmick covers. What is this; is overdoing a trend the new "hologram" cover?)
Anyway, everyone remembers the Sentry, right? The superhero launched by Jenkins based on a big fat lie, who needs retcon after retcon after retcon to be shoved awkwardly into Marvel's Silver Age origins, like a square peg through a round hole. Top it off with the fact that not only is he a gutless, clueless putz, he is a walking, flying dues ex machina. He has all the power in the world to stop any threat the plot may desire, but his mental failings ensure he only does so, or tries, when it is the most convenient to a story (re: WORLD WAR HULK). Jenkin's original story, to some, filled a niche, but Bendis has shoved this character down my neck since NA #1 and Sentry is hardly worthy of such treatment. Bendis hasn't made him any likeable or interesting. He just comes off as the definition of an emo figure, only without black leather.
The issue also shows us the Skrulls plotting behind the scenes and gives an idea of how long they have been infiltrating in this wave (or at least I hope it does). It implies that Skrull-Jarvis hinted at Stark about Sentry when the NA were still new, so we are talking since about 2005-2006 or so. Bendis makes a big deal of stating how the Skrulls didn't CAUSE events like CIVIL WAR or WWH, they just sat on the sidelines and allowed them to play out, hoping they'd wipe out the heroes for them. But, there is a gap in this logic; Hank Pym. According to SI #1, he is a Skrull. He was a MAJOR figure in CW, which happened AFTER Stark made the NA with Sentry on the team. Pym made Clor. He was one of the "Holy Trinity" of sell-out caped fascists, behind Iron Man and Mr. Fantastic. Heck, you could argue that simply by having high ranking SHIELD agents in their thrall, they helped contribute even without meaning so. If taken to it's full course, no the Skrulls didn't "cause" CW, but were a major contributing factor. Of course, next issue focuses on Pym, so that may reveal more.
I don't buy the idea of this being planned since Bendis first hit 616. Seriously, Bendy, while you were destroying the Avengers four years ago, you were plotting an invasion by Skrulls? That's George Lucas Level bull****. I could buy him thinking about it maybe a year ago and trying to find bits of his stories that fit, but not now. If not, why wait so long to introduce those random metahumans Nick Fury gathered? Even Brubaker had to alter his storyline a bit when CW hit; it wasn't all planned from issue #1 of Cap's run down to the detail.
The issue basically narrows down what a psychotic sissy-Mary Sentry is, and how he is the perfect foil for the Skrulls to manipulate. It also claims that Iron Man's big reason for getting Sentry on his team was because "he didn't know what to do with him", which if that is supposed to explain why a character more powerful and unstable than Scarlet Witch was on Stark's team, it fails and just makes Stark seem like a ******. Dude, just throw Sentry to the Negative Zone, and done. Anyway, the Skrulls get Sentry to cry like a baby and flee from SI #2, and that image of Sentry crying in a fetal position in space deserves a MOTIVATIONAL header with the word EMO under it. But when his wife is threatened by a Skrull, it seems Sentry is back, or at least the Void in Sentry's form. A merge? Who the **** cares? I sure don't. Sentry is a waste of a character, and I could think of so many better tankers worthy of that kind of energy to write. If only Bendis expelled half as much energy on, say, Wonder Man, who is written as "Ms. Marvel's boyfriend" if that. Or, maybe it is better to NOT focus on Simon, with Bendis' rep.
Still, this is better than a slew of MA and NA issues. Crossovers actually bring out the best in Bendis' Avengers books sometimes. Just an issue with a few quibbles.