Chuck Norris Jokes!!! (and rate)

[Honey Vibe]

4.6/10

Chuck Norris does not need a return key. Once Chuck Norris has finished his sentence, there is no return.

 

[Astrø]

4.6/10

Chuck Norris does not need a return key. Once Chuck Norris has finished his sentence, there is no return.

6/10 When little children pee their name in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in cement.

 

[ttotheusher]

8/10

Chuck Norris was originally cast in the Bob Saget role in Full House, before he left due to an unfortunate accident with one of the Olsen triplets.

 

[Immortalfire]

7/10

Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.

 

[Immortalfire]

7/10

Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.

 

[SuBe]

7/10

Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.

That is true, but we all know, Chuck Norris can will the one ring out of existence.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

[Spider-X]

3/10

There are 2 kinds of people in the world: people who suck...and Chuck Norris.

 

[Spider-X]

Why did the chicken cross the road?...CHUCK NORRIS!

 

[Immortalfire]

2/10.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

 

[SuBe]

7/10

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

[Eggyman]

6/10

Chuck Norris used to be so famous, that now, years after anything, he is still idly talked about with mock hysteria on internet message boards.

 

[SuBe]

1/10

Eggyman is an egg because Chuck Norris let's him be.

 

[Eggyman]

/10

Chuck Norris hates fairtax.

 

[Immortalfire]

8/10

The Soviet Union decided it would be safest to dissolve itself after they watched "Invasion USA", which featured Chuck Norris kicking Russian ass.

 

[SuBe]

10/10

Chuck Norris Hates the IRS, but even he can't comprehend the 70,000 pages of rules and regulations.

 

[The Chairman]

3 / 10.

Sex recently checked into rehab. It had a Chuck Norris addiction.

 

[Astrø]

3 / 10.

Sex recently checked into rehab. It had a Chuck Norris addiction.

9.5/10 Chuck Norris dosn't sleep he waits...

 

[kane9321]

7/10
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[Immortalfire]

6/10

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in seven states.

 

[Honey Vibe]

9/10 (I thought the burger king one was awesome)
Chuck Norris ended "The Bridge to Nowhere".

 

[TEDDY]

6/10

The only reason Chuck Norris allows Jackie Chan to live is because he loves Chris Tucker movies.

 

[Astrø]

6/10

The only reason Chuck Norris allows Jackie Chan to live is because he loves Chris Tucker movies.

7/10 The U.S. didn't drop the Atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki...they droped Chuck Norris.

 

[Pink Ranger]

7/10 The U.S. didn't drop the Atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki...they droped Chuck Norris.

Aww, too soon ... j/k, 7/10

Chuck Norris DID put Humpty Dumpty together again.

 

[Spider-X]

4/10

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries.