Well I'm late to this party.
I saw Clash of the Titans last night, as I have a friend and she really wanted to see it. I have been avoiding it due to the heinous reviews and terrible WOM.
Well...the WOM was right.
There were three things to like about this movie:
1) The special effects, particularly the Kraken. For such a low budget, they looked pretty darn good and the Kraken was just cool.
2) Liam Neeson. 'Nuff said.
3) Gemma Arteton doing her best to elevate mediocrity. She brings a classical poise and restrained sexiness to this movie. While a bastardization of Greek mythology I learned, especially considering Io is his great x7 grandmother, it is clear why Perseus chose Io. The princess is nice, but she's not Gemma Arteton. With that said, even Gemma's charms couldn't save this film.
It is just so hollow. The entire thing is presented with a thud. The first half hour is very mechanical exposition. It was running through the "gods are angry, Perseus loses family, Perseus must go on quest to ssave the princess" without really investing in the characters and their emotional states. Andromeda may as well have been a wet blanket.
From there it rather mechanically tries to get a band of brothers feeling going, sell romance in the most chaste and unGreek way possible and have three major action setpieces. All the while it was stealing, not homaging, but wholesale borrowing scenes and images from better films, books and even video games (and not just God of War). I saw scenes lifted from Kingdom of Heaven, Lord of the Rings and characters completely ripped off from Pan's Labyrinth and even the Resident Evil video games (Resident Evil 2, I believe).
And even the big plot points, like Perseus killing Hades were rushed through. All this may have worked fine if Perseus was really likable. But that was not the case. I never got the Sam Worthington hate. Other than HBC, nobody got out of T4 looking good. Even if he was CGI enhanced half the movie, he solidly carried the lead role in Avatar. But here...he was incredibly wooden. No charisma. They needed a Russell Crowe and got a Paul Walker performance instead.
Such a waste. I should have seen Kick-Ass again. Oh well.