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[Vartha]

That's exactly my point. Despite those reasons, they were just excuses for pointless titlation.

...there were points.....two of them

 

[misjuevos]

we needed something to counter act the shirtless johnny storm moments, be thankful

 

[JeetKuneDo]

if they didnt sell the rights then they never would have been able to start up their movie company. so its sort of like the gift of the magi sort of deal,lol. marvel now has its own movie studio and has lost some of its main characters. its quite funny and ironic.

True...and frustrating.

The word "titillation" is aptly named.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

we needed something to counter act the shirtless johnny storm moments, be thankful

Just wait for the shirtless Captain America moments no doubt coming up.

 

[MOVIELORD101]

we needed something to counter act the shirtless johnny storm moments, be thankful

Actually, I just think Tim Story's a horny perv. That's the only reason those Jessica Alba nude scenes were put into the script.

 

[JeetKuneDo]

Just wait for the shirtless Captain America moments no doubt coming up.

I wonder if this all goes back to the Peter Parker shirtless scene in Spider-Man 1 that I know from personal experience got a lot of teen girls excited.

 

[MOVIELORD101]

I wonder if this all goes back to the Peter Parker shirtless scene in Spider-Man 1 that I know from personal experience got a lot of teen girls excited.

See above post.

 

[JeetKuneDo]

Actually, I just think Tim Story's a horny perv. That's the only reason those Jessica Alba nude scenes were put into the script.

I don't suppose Tim Story is set to direct a Scarlett Johanssen movie any time soon?

Just saying... (Still mad at Michael Bay for not letting her get nude in The Island)

 

[MOVIELORD101]

I don't suppose Tim Story is set to direct a Scarlett Johanssen movie any time soon?

Just saying... (Still mad at Michael Bay for not letting her get nude in The Island)

At least BAY HAS SOME CLASS, frat-boy humor aside!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I wonder if this all goes back to the Peter Parker shirtless scene in Spider-Man 1 that I know from personal experience got a lot of teen girls excited.

"Now, then, let's get these tests star--my God, Steve, what happened to your shirt?"

"What's that, Dr. Erskine? I'm sorry, I thought you were asking for tickets... to the GUN SHOW!"

 

[misjuevos]

Just wait for the shirtless Captain America moments no doubt coming up.

well cap is a test subject so you know he will be. probably in all the test they run on him, like wolverine, cause you know you have to be shirtless to get a shot in your arm, lol
i also forgot about defoe who just drank a vile and got strapped to a table, but for some reason had to be topless,lol

 

[MOVIELORD101]

I don't suppose Tim Story is set to direct a Scarlett Johanssen movie any time soon?

Just saying... (Still mad at Michael Bay for not letting her get nude in The Island)

well cap is a test subject so you know he will be. probably in all the test they run on him, like wolverine, cause you know you have to be shirtless to get a shot in your arm, lol
i also forgot about defoe who just drank a vile and got strapped to a table, but for some reason had to be topless,lol

.....What have I done to deserve this? All I'm saying is that Tim Story's a horny perv.

 

[misjuevos]

holy crap we also got a topless thor already before any official trailer came out, this is getting out of hand,lol

 

[TheCorpulent1]

well cap is a test subject so you know he will be. probably in all the test they run on him, like wolverine, cause you know you have to be shirtless to get a shot in your arm, lol
i also forgot about defoe who just drank a vile and got strapped to a table, but for some reason had to be topless,lol

The shirt could have interfered with his experiment. I mean, my God, man, look how crazy he wound up without a shirt. Can you even imagine what he would've been like with one?

 

[misjuevos]

no earthly coil, nor earthly fabric can hold the mighty thor!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The fact that the ladies love Thor has translated over from the comics perfectly.

 

[misjuevos]

The shirt could have interfered with his experiment. I mean, my God, man, look how crazy he wound up without a shirt. Can you even imagine what he would've been like with one?

that explains why you have to get naked under that blue thing at the hospital, you could go bat**** crazy if you left your pants on,lol

 

[MOVIELORD101]

that explains why you have to get naked under that blue thing at the hospital, you could go bat**** crazy if you left your pants on,lol

ENOUGH WITH THE SHIRTS ALREADY!

 

[misjuevos]

The fact that the ladies love Thor has translated over from the comics perfectly.

if anything im starting to feel cheated now, guys are getting left out. seems like everything is for the ladies in these movies. we need some female nudity or tna shots, something, c'mon marvel why must you forget about the male fans,lol

 

[RockSP]

NONE. PERIOD. I don't care if she's played by PARIS HILTON,

Okay, that's just disgusting.

Actually, I just think Tim Story's a horny perv. That's the only reason those Jessica Alba nude scenes were put into the script.

So being heterosexual is "pervy" now?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

if anything im starting to feel cheated now, guys are getting left out. seems like everything is for the ladies in these movies. we need some female nudity or tna shots, something, c'mon marvel why must you forget about the male fans,lol

We're content with watching dudes hit each other with very large weapons. Which probably says something about us, but I won't go there.

 

[misjuevos]

if you look back on the movies seems like male fans got cheated now that i think about it, im glad this point was brought up,lol
we get 2 alba scenes and a wet tshirt dunst,
we didnt even get an assless suit electra,lol
the rest is for females, shirtless hulk and norton, muscle shirt stark,shirtless thor,spiderman movies are full of shirtless dudes, not to mention x-men and wolverine stuff, and the johnny storm stuff.
i hope we get some sif or female asgardian love slaves in thor movie to make up for this bias.

 

[JeetKuneDo]

if you look back on the movies seems like male fans got cheated now that i think about it, im glad this point was brought up,lol
we get 2 alba scenes and a wet tshirt dunst,
we didnt even get an assless suit electra,lol
the rest is for females, shirtless hulk and norton, muscle shirt stark,shirtless thor,spiderman movies are full of shirtless dudes, not to mention x-men and wolverine stuff, and the johnny storm stuff.
i hope we get some sif or female asgardian love slaves in thor movie to make up for this bias.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's a grave injustice.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Actually, I just think Tim Story's a horny perv. That's the only reason those Jessica Alba nude scenes were put into the script.

I'd be willing to bet those scenes were a mandate from the studio, aka Tom "I Eat Kittens With Mustard And They Are Crunchy And Delicious" Rothman.