Comic Quotes

[incubat]

donkeys and wonder woman...poor donkey=/

 

[boywondernerdDC]

Yeah prolly one of the best ones here and I mean that.

thanks a lot man

 

[Lorendiac]

"Don't look so skeptical, caped kiddo! Have I ever lied to you -- oops, heh heh, let me put that another way --"

(The speaker is the Joker, speaking to Batman, while denying any responsibility for the recent murder of the Penguin in "Brave and the Bold #191)

 

[incubat]

the penguin is dead?????

 

[Lorendiac]

the penguin is dead?????

Old news. The story was published in 1982, and the Penguin died (or appeared to) in the first scene. Try to guess how long that lasted. (HINT: If your guess is "it was still true that he was dead after that issue ended," then you're headed in the wrong direction! )

 

[Nightwing 52]

Bruce: They say I'm insane. Do YOU think I'm insane Alfred?

Alfred:Such rot, sir. Why, you're the very model of sanity. Oh, by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls

Robin: (on hearing Lock-Ups origin) - Another fine villain, brought to you through a grant from the Wayne Foundation! (See's Batman's look) Sorry..

Luthor: Why should I trust you to kill Superman, word from Gotham is you can't even kill a mere mortal.

Joker: There's NOTHING mere about THAT mortal...



Batman: I'm just trying to prepare for the worst.

Green Arrow: And that's what you do best, Bats. That's what you do best.

 

[Nightwing 52]

Batman: "You've got rights. Lots of rights. Sometimes I count them just to make myself feel crazy. But right now you've got a piece of glass shoved into a major artery in your arm. Right now you're bleeding to death. Right now, I'm the only person in the world who can get you to a hospital on time."


Batman: "People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. Its never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it.

Today, however, isn't that day. And tommorow won't be either."

 

[Anubis]

From 100 Bullets the Counterfifth detective.

Milo, Fresh out of the hospital with his face bandaged up after a horrific car accident, comes out of a convenience store and decides to have a little fun with the kids talkin s**t on the corner. So he flicks a cigarette at the fat black guy.

Fat guy - "Jesus Christ, F**kin' @$$hole!"

Milo - "Whoa, tubby, you jus say God's a ***?"

Fat Guy aka "Tubby" - "Tubby? You tryin to start somethin' freak?"

Milo - "So you're fat AND stupid....c'mon. I'm wearin Bandages.....not Glasses."

Milo Punches Tubby in the gut, then knocks him out with a couple of punches to the face.

Tubby - "Ohhhh!"

Milo - "I don' wanna hear no more a that crap sissy talk about our lord and savior, you got me?"

 

[boywondernerdDC]

"And thus I clothe my naked villainy with old odd ends, stolen forth of holy writ and seem a saint when most I play the devil."- V

originally shakespeare

 

[Nightwing 52]

Tim: You have to rest, you just died!

Bruce: I was only CLINICALLY dead...

Tim: Alfred, talk to him.

Alfred: I believe I can't Master Tim, the man actually made a distinction between mortal and clinical death as an argument.

 

[incubat]

Old news. The story was published in 1982, and the Penguin died (or appeared to) in the first scene. Try to guess how long that lasted. (HINT: If your guess is "it was still true that he was dead after that issue ended," then you're headed in the wrong direction! )

hahaha, ok....thx, that's a relief...i've grown fond to him

 

[incubat]

Tim: You have to rest, you just died!

Bruce: I was only CLINICALLY dead...

Tim: Alfred, talk to him.

Alfred: I believe I can't Master Tim, the man actually made a distinction between mortal and clinical death as an argument.

that's soooooo batman

 

[Hush]

Tim: You have to rest, you just died!

Bruce: I was only CLINICALLY dead...

Tim: Alfred, talk to him.

Alfred: I believe I can't Master Tim, the man actually made a distinction between mortal and clinical death as an argument.

What is that from??? I must read it with the artwork.

 

[Nightwing 52]

What is that from??? I must read it with the artwork.

Detective Comics #645.

 

[Nightwing 52]

Batman: We die every day……A thousand times an hour. Anyone who does this…work…sees it. Death. Their own….their partners…their loved ones. We go to work anyway. Death is…powerless against you…if you leave a legacy of…good behind. Death is powerless against you if you do your job. My father…saved the lives…of over four thousand people, one at a time…with his bare hands and his mind. Death was with him the entire time.

Batman: Batman: That man you killed--he had a family. People who cared for him. Do you, punk? Will anyone care? Will anyone...miss you?

Killer: AGGH! My rib! What are you doing to my rib?!

Batman: Holding it.

 

[J. Stooge]

Shift: I'm mostly thinking about killing myself.
Metamorpho: Man... Don't talk like that.
Shift: I'd do it, but I'm not sure I can.
Metamorpho: Good... I'd miss ya. But listen... Having those thoughts and acting on them are two differant things. No crime in having bad thoughts.
Shift: No, you don't get it. I want to die. But I'm made of unstable molecules. I just don't know how to kill myself.
Metamorpho: Okay... Let's you and me get drunk.
Shift: Alcohol doesn't affect my physiology. I can't get drunk.
Metamorpho: Why don't we try really hard...

(Thunder: I'm done.
Grace: Bull@#$, Thunder. We're just getting started.
Thunder: I can't feel my teeth.
Grace: That's because this is the good stuff.)

Shift: This is all your god-damned fault.
Metamorpho: My fault? This I gotta hear.
Shift: I'm this living, breathing, thinking chunk of you. I popped into existence filled with all your burning needs to help the human race.
Metamorpho: Yeah, I'm a real bastard like that.
...(Insert conversation about Indigo's death)...
Metamorpho: Yeah. A warrior falls on the field of battle, someone has to pick up their sword.
Shift: You believe all that "soldier" crap?
Metamorpho: I don't know. It sounds better than "Sorry, man, that sucks".
Shift: She made me feel like a real person.
Metamorpho: Then I think you're letting her down if you don't live up to it.
*pause*
Shift: I'm pretty drunk.
Metamorpho: Me too.
Shift: What is that stuff?
Metamorpho: I don't know. Grace gave it to me. Really does the trick, huh?
Shift: I'll say. I can't feel my teeth.

- Outsiders #28

 

[The Question]

Good quotes. Strange that he didn't mention Element Girl, though.

 

[Nightwing 52]

"There is no land beyond the law. . . " -The Sandman.

 

[Nightwing 52]

The Flash: Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys but I'm not sure I'm ready to...

Batman: Wally West, Clark Kent...

[removes mask]

Batman: Bruce Wayne.

The Flash: Show off.

 

[boywondernerdDC]

good quotes guys i am surprised my thread is still alive. thanks folks

 

[incubat]

The Flash: Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys but I'm not sure I'm ready to...

Batman: Wally West, Clark Kent...

[removes mask]

Batman: Bruce Wayne.

The Flash: Show off.

lol, i loved that episode

 

[Nightwing 52]

Blue Beetle: ...You think maybe it's too late to petition for a new Green Lantern? Hey, Bats--maybe you could wear the ring...

Batman: It would only get in my way.

Blue Beetle: ...Yeah...besides, who'd ever buy a super-hero called the "Green Batman"? I mean, that's almost as dumb as--

Batman: The Blue Beetle?

Blue Beetle: Well...um...ah...



Guy Gardner: Geez--I don't know how I let myself get CLOBBERED like that.

Batman: Don't blame yourself, Guy. It wasn't your fault.

Guy Gardner: Say what?

Batman: You can't help it if you're an IDIOT.

 

[boywondernerdDC]

Blue Beetle: ...You think maybe it's too late to petition for a new Green Lantern? Hey, Bats--maybe you could wear the ring...

Batman: It would only get in my way.

Blue Beetle: ...Yeah...besides, who'd ever buy a super-hero called the "Green Batman"? I mean, that's almost as dumb as--

Batman: The Blue Beetle?

Blue Beetle: Well...um...ah...



Guy Gardner: Geez--I don't know how I let myself get CLOBBERED like that.

Batman: Don't blame yourself, Guy. It wasn't your fault.

Guy Gardner: Say what?

Batman: You can't help it if you're an IDIOT.

i love the blue beetle one

 

[Mee]

Haha, owned seems appropriate.

 

[Hush]

Very appropriate Gosh I love this thread!!!