Comic Quotes

[Darthphere]

He just got his ass kicked. That's all that means. Good lord, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar people.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

don't have a cow, man!

 

[Darthphere]

That's physically impossible.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

its not impossible to have a cow in you .....hahaha

I love being the goddamn GAH.

 

[Anubis]

bump

 

[BubbaGump]

 

[Anubis]

Crazy Batman is awesome.

 

[Elijya]

"The Avengers' battle cry is 'Avengers Assemble!'. The Fantastic Four's battle cry is, 'Johnny, wait!'" -Mark Waid

 

[Hush]

I love this thread. Its a good one.

 

[The Leaguer]

That's not a real quote.

 

[Hush]

But if i just said it than it could be quoted and therefore enter the reality of quotism! Ha!

 

[Anubis]

I love this thread. Its a good one.

QFT

 

[Super Mark]

There is something in this dialogue that makes me think of a Quentin Tarantino Script. Like something from Pulp Fiction. Just the rythm or the words... I don't know. Anyone?

 

[Fledermaus]

If Tarantino had written it there would be at least one 'Motherf#cker' in it.

 

[Dragmire]

just one?

 

[Fledermaus]

I said at least one.

 

[hammy]

Approximate quote after Wonder Woman rescues Nemesis...

Nemesis: "Is this a dream? Can't be...you never wear that in my dreams."
WW: "What do I wear?"
Nemesis: "I don't know. Dessert toppings mostly."

Nemesis: "...Ow."

Nothing beats this. t:

 

[KangConquers]

From the Avengers Celestial Madonna saga:

Swordsman: We did it! we beat Kang!
Kang: (Expletives deleted!!!!)

 

[Andy C.]

I always love the banter in Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

*Superman suddenly appears behind Batman, catching him off-guard*

Batman: You could have called.
Superman: It was faster to fly in.
Batman: "Faster than a speeding phone call?" We'll have to test that some day.

Batman's Inner Monologue: I hate when he does that.
Superman's Inner Monologue: I have to admit, I love being able to do that to him.

*Superman, shot with a Kryptonite bullet, is talking incoherrently while Batman drags him to safety via the sewers towards the Cave*

Superman: ...you know who I was thinking about the other day?
Batman: Who?
Superman: Magpie.
Batman: The Killer?
Superman: Do we know another Magpie? Whatever happened to her?
Batman: She died.
Superman: Are you sure?
Batman: Reasonably.
Superman: Why is it...that the good villains...never die?
Batman: Clark....what the hell are 'good' villains?

*Superman and Batman are surrounded by pretty much every supervillain in the DC Universe*

Batman: I think we can take them. Do you think we can take them?
Superman: You always think we can take them.
Batman: You're right. I do.
Superman: Then let's take them.

One that's not from Public Enemies, but still good:

*after Superman brings an unconscious Metallo into the Cave to be studied*

Batman: Why do you always have to bring them here?!
Superman: You have another Cave I don't know about?
Batman: Couldn't we take him to your Fortress for once?
Superman: You hate the dog.

 

[Vanguard07]

It was kinda corny but I liked "Why arent you screaming?" in Annihilation Conquest: Nova.

Or Drax's "Stay focused or I'll kill you" from the first Annihilation.

 

[Anubis]

"I demand a week onna beach...an' beautiful women running to and fro, dammit...I'm an...E.M.P.I.R.E. Agent...these are my rights and privileges...I could go for, like, 200cc's of...F**KIN' AWESOME...injected in' ta my heart...STAT.'

Casanova Quinn

 

[Batfan86]

*The Joker pulls up to a drive-thru speaker to order with a bound and gagged Robin as a hostage*

Clown speaker - "Take your order please?"

Joker - "Yes indeedy, thank you. I'd like the big beefer, heavy mustard, double pickles, three strips of bacon, make 'em crispy, ranch dressing on the side..."

Clown speaker - "Ah, sir, you'll have to talk slower.."

Joker - "Side order of fries also crispy, one of those fake pie thingees with the boiling hot juice inside that scalds the roof of your mouth, I love that..."

Clown Speaker - "Sir..."

Joker - "Two of your special eggnog shakes, a boy's kiddie meal and I'll pay extra for a full assortment of the toys that come with it."

Clown Speaker - "SIR! You were talking too fast. You'll have to repeat all that."

Joker - "Of all the incompetence!"

*The Joker pulls around to the window knocking the car in front out of the way.*

Joker - "Listen to this, you brain-dead cephalopod! I have better things to do than repeat myself as nauseum in the fleeting hope that through some miracle you might somehow triumph over your own crushing ignorance and get one item of my order right!"

Drive-thru girl - "Sir..."

Joker - "I demand to see your manager!"

Manager - "I'm sorry, Sir. How may I help you?"

BLAM!!! *the Joker shoots the manager point blank through the window.*

Joker *frowning* - "I really wanted those shakes." *Joker perks up* "Oh well, life is filled with dissapointment."

-Detective Comics #826 (Slayride)

 

[shin_en]

*BUMP*

How come this thread isn't sticky'd?

 

[WompuM]

It's not that popular.

 

[Anubis]

If I had my Atomic Robo issues 1 and 2 I'd contribute a few quotes.