Comic Quotes

[Flash Facts]

After cops mistake Capitan Cold for Mr. Freeze.

Capitan Cold: Mr. Freeze? That love sick freak? He has an ice pistol. Shoots snow. The name's Capitan Cold and this--
*Draws gun*
--is a cold gun.

 

[Aristotle]

Well, just about every issue of the Goon is f'n loaded with good quotations, but as I was rereading my old JLI issues, I came across maybe the funniest thing Guy Gardner ever said.

Context: Batman and Guy (this is "sensitive" Guy, you'll remember) are discussing the probability that the League's Soviet embassy is bugged by the Russians, and Guy doesn't believe it. Batman surreptitiously shows Guy a bunch of bugs he's already found, to drive the point home.

Guy: Oh my goodness! That's awful!
Rocket Red (approaching from behind): What is awful?
Guy: I know you won't believe this, but Batman found--(Batman elbows him hard) OWW!
RR: Found what?
Guy: He found the, uh, bathroom! And, boy, was he surprised by that state-of-the-art plumbing! You know how Batman is--he likes to check every little thing. I remember this one time...

 

[WompuM]

Ha. That is a good one.

 

[Lex Luthor]

"It's hard to talk peace when you're punching somebody's lights out!" - JL #3, Blue Beetle.

 

[Anubis]

"Automobiles have been the best melee weapons to use against giant monsters since the 50's. It's Science fact." -Atomic Robo

Robo After defeating an army of giant ants, and talking to reporters.

"I just used my violence on them."

 

[Kitsune]

Okay, it's not a comic, but one of my favorite quotes from the Batman Superman show.
<The flying wing that Joker was in just blows up>
Harley "Puddin...."
Batman "At this point, he probably is"
Harley whimpers.

 

[Hush]

I think using anything from the timm verse is ok, considering that some of the stuff on those shows is better than most of the stories we get nowadays.

Does anyone know the quote from Batman in the episode of JLU Dark Heart when bats is falling from the sky? That is a good quote.

 

[Kitsune]

I think using anything from the timm verse is ok, considering that some of the stuff on those shows is better than most of the stories we get nowadays.

Does anyone know the quote from Batman in the episode of JLU Dark Heart when bats is falling from the sky? That is a good quote.

Is this is?

Batman: [in free fall, having bailed out of his plane] Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all. [continues to fall] Now would be good.

 

[incubat]

classic

 

[Anubis]

"Stand Behind me, and no power on Earth can harm you." -Thor

 

[Lex Luthor]

"Quiet, Prune Chin!!! Hulk not eat more than his fair share! Prune chin should shut up before Hulk forgets how bad he must taste!" - Hulk/Marvel Zombies

 

[Andy C.]

Probably my favorite quote from Justice:

Alfred (possessed by Grodd): You stupid animals. You have won nothing. I will dance on your bones. I will feast on your flesh. You have no idea what's coming!

Batman: Shut up, Alfred.

 

[shin_en]

talking about batman in Arkham Asylum:

guy in black mask: i say we take off his mask. i want to see his REAL face.

joker: oh don't be so PREDICTABLE, for christ's sake!. that IS his real face

when i first read this, i was like, "oh @#!*, joker really gets who batman is"

 

[incubat]

^he really does

 

[israely]

make like a banana & split -jack knight

 

[casusev]

One of my favorites in recent memory:

On the subject of inducting Booster Gold into the (new) Justice League:
Batman: "For Blue Beetle, Roy. Let's give him a week. We watch Him. We see what he does. And if..IF.. it's a unanimous vote after that--we'll flip a coin."
-Booster Gold #1

 

[shin_en]

Batman: ALFRED!!!!
Alfred: Sir...?
Batman: You're... here. safe.
Alfred: Speaking to the world's greatest detective, it would be neglectful of me not to point out--- you are correct, sir.

 

[shin_en]

Green Arrow: If you want a good enemy choose a friend-- they know exactly where to strike
Flash: ...
Green Arrow: ...
Flash: ...
Green Arrow: ...
Flash: You're a real wack job, aren't you?
Green Arrow: Someone has to be.

 

[Anubis]

From Morrison's JLA

Martian Manhunter getting his ass kicked by the King Angel Asmodel
"you....shall not....pass...Asmodel..."

Superman walking up from behind "You've done enough old friend. Stand Down. I'll take over now."

Asmodel "Mortal Thing!"

They crash into each other in a cataclysmic death grip

Asmodel "Yield!"

Superman"Never!"

Flash "This is the guy who said he couldn't live up to his myth..he's wrestling an angel..."

 

[shin_en]

Bruce: How does it feel to always be right, Alfred?

Alfred: I strain under the burden, sir.

 

[Hush]

^ LOL thats one is damn funny!

 

[shin_en]

Am I beating a dead horse trying to keep this thread alive?
anyways:

The Dark Knight Returns
"There are seven working defences from this positon. Three of them disarm with minimal contact. Three of them kill. The other--hurts."

 

[Anubis]

Everytime I find a good quote, I forget to put it here.

 

[taskmaster]

From Arkham Asylum

Mad Hatter(to Batman): Arkham is the looking glass and we are you.

Batman(after throwing an axe at Joker's feet): You're all free.
Joker: Oh, we know that but what about you.

Two-Face: The moon is a big silver dollar flipped by God. Look, it landed scarred side up and so he made the world.

 

[incubat]

from the Return of Donna Troy:
Kid Flash: I just don't get it, Cyborg--why do the gods--the people with all the power--do this to the people that don't?
Shift: The big people've been spitting on the little people since the beginning of time, kid. That crap don't ever change.
Cyborg: I'd quit this gig right now if I actually believed that, Shift.