Comic Quotes

[Hush]

I would strongly suggest Hush I absolutely loved the book it was so worth it to buy.

 

[incubat]

i think it shows...

 

[Hush]

How on earth did you deduce that you dastardly evil man!?!?!

 

[incubat]

with prep time

 

[Nightwing 52]

Hawkgirl: Aliens? Well, then he must be a lunatic because we know there's no life on other planets.

Batman: There's more.

Hawkgirl: What?

Batman: Our Mr. Hall spends quite bit of time on the Internet.

Hawkgirl: Dang, lock him up!

Batman: He frequents the "I Hate Hawkgirl" boards.

Hawkgirl: That doesn't mean..."boards"? How many are there?

Batman: Fifty-seven. Web rings. Unaffiliated sites number in the hundreds...

Hawkgirl: Forget I asked!

 

[Nightwing 52]

Nightwing: Hard to imagine me without the Titans, either. I think the Titans helped define me. I was always the bottom half of Batman and … Now I'm Nightwing, myself. No junior partner. Whatever I do from now on is my choice. It's scary sometimes. But it's always a lot easier to let others tell you what to do. Don't quite feel like an adult yet, but I think I've grown up … I certainly don't make decisions rashly anymore. And I wouldn't quit college today just to rebel against Bruce. Fortunately, some mistakes can be fixed… Yeah, I'm grown up, but I still don't know what I'm going to do when I'm really grown up…. Doctor, lawyer, indian chief? They all sound good to me. What do I do when I take off my costume? If I were Batman, I'd become Bruce Wayne, professional cypher. I think he'd give up being Bruce in a second if he thought Batman could go out during the day. I can't. I need my normal life. Bats need the night. Robins need light.

 

[incubat]

omg....that was awesome

 

[SuGarRush]

hey guys, where are the batman/blue beetle dialogue quotes coming from?
it sounds almost like the " I can't believe it's not t he Justice League" one of my favorite comics ever written. lol

 

[Nightwing 52]

hey guys, where are the batman/blue beetle dialogue quotes coming from?
it sounds almost like the " I can't believe it's not t he Justice League" one of my favorite comics ever written. lol

They're from Justice League International.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Excuse me for this bit of immaturity, but...

Nightwing: I was always the bottom ... of Batman and …

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. t:

 

[Tally Man]

"They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dancers routine -- and it would never be enough. No I don't keep count. But you do. And I love you for it."- The Joker

 

[Hush]

That is a good quote by the Joker I think its just hilarious.

 

[boywondernerdDC]

"They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dancers routine -- and it would never be enough. No I don't keep count. But you do. And I love you for it."- The Joker

sweet

 

[incubat]

*tear*

 

[Green Lantern]

Philip O'Neil: Why are you looking at me like that?
Tara Chace, Minder One:I'm trying to decide whether or not to beat you to death with your own spine, Mister O'Neil. The only thing saving you, is that, from what I've seen thus far, you don't actually have one.

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Paul Crocker: Minder one is Tom Wallace, head of the special section. Minder two is Tara Chace.
Sir Walter Seccombe: A woman.
Paul: That's the rumour, sir.

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Tara Chace, Minder Two:"You believe the story about the aneurysm?"
Tom Wallace, Minder One:"You're a suspicious bag aren't you?"
Tara: "Its just that its... such a f**king pedestrian way to die. He's James f**king Bond you don't expect him to snuff it because he kept ignoring a bloody headache."

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Tom Wallace, acting D. Ops: "Ooh here's one from Paris."
Kate, PA to D. Ops: "Can't be important."
Tom: "No?"
Kate: "Unless there's someone they can surrender too that I don't know about."

All from Rucka's Queen & Country

 

[Andy C.]

“Th-there’s hope … there is always hope … Time to save the world! Time … back in time … Do what you have to … we must save the world … we must save the world …”

 

[boywondernerdDC]

“Th-there’s hope … there is always hope … Time to save the world! Time … back in time … Do what you have to … we must save the world … we must save the world …”

sad...

 

[Apollo]

You Can Never Escape Me......bullets Don't Harm Me.....nothing Harms Me.....but I Know Pain...i Know Pain....sometimes I SharE It....with Someone Like You"

-batman

Batman Year One,

 

[The Question]

Death: You were jewish once, weren't you, Joshua? Did you ever hear the story of the 36 Tzaddikim?

Emperor Norton: I...do not believe so.

Death: They say that the world rests on the backs of 36 living saints. 36 unselfish men and women. Because of them the world continues to exist. They are the secret kings and queens of the world.

Emperor Norton: An odd legend, young lady. But I'm afraid I do not see the significance.

Death: No? I've met a lot of kings, and emperors, and heads of state in my time, Joshua. I've met them all. And you know something? I think I liked you best.

 

[Andy C.]

Clark: Well, as long as I'm here to stay, maybe...maybe you and I could go to a....ummm....I mean, if you're not...seeing anyone...

Lois: You did just hear me refer to you as a crybaby, right?

Clark: So noted.

 

[Anubis]

Dream: "I have food and raiment. I need the tools stolen from me by my former captor. He will give them to me. And he will give me the other thing I crave....Revenge."


In response to all the songs on the radio about Dreams and the Sandman.

John Constantine: "Have you ever had one of those days when something just seems to be trying to tell you somebody?"

and


Dream, Preparing to go into hell to regain his helm from a demon who has stolen it.
Dream : For the hundredth time since I regained it, I reach into the pouch and I touch the sand. I sift it through my fingers. Feel each grain of it, inexhaustible. Endless. Like myself, like the few others of my kind. Endless. Tonight I feel alone. I have always been solitary, but here on the nightward shores of dream, loneliness washes over me in waves lapping and pulling at my spirit. I sprinkle sand into the waters of night. The grains burn as they fall, reminding me of another in times long passed away. I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud. It is time for me to walk the abyss. Time to reclaim my own. I must talk to the Morningstar. I do not have high hopes for the meeting.

 

[mathhater]

Dinah: "And where were you last night exactly?"
Barbara: "I had a date, if you must know."
Dinah: "You haven't had a date since that thing with Dick. You're worse than Helena...You guys have cobwebs in inappropriate areas."

 

[The Question]

"In the end, the darkness swallows everything. Space vanishes. Time is no longer even a memory. All is lost in the numb and silent depths of forever. Captain Britain is dead. And what then? When the flesh is discarded, is there anything left? Is there a light that peirces that terrible final shadow? Some say yes. Some say no. Some pretend not to care. But they do. We all do. All of us fragile and temporary things. Are there cities in the wilderness beyond the fields of life? Are there soaring immortal spires that shine with a pure and heartbreaking beauty? Alone on our tiny ball of mud we stand shouting questions at a deaf sky. Where will we be when the lights go out? Where do we go when we die? And there is no answer, and so we busy ourselves with the task of ignoring our mortality. We make glorious war. We make angry gods. We make sad and bitter love. But between our frantic labours there are chinks of silence. Moments when we hear the small and frightened voice that whispers in the long night. 'Where? Where do we go when we die?' Will there be vast palaces alive with light and laughter? Will there be people waiting beyond the last grey curtain? And if there are, what manner of creature will they be? And if there are, what will they think of us?"

 

[Nightwing 52]

The Flash: Wow. Someone sure did a number on this place.

Ultra-Humanite: Actually, I hadn't even started... Do you believe the horrendous amount of public funding spent on this so-called art? It's garbage! An affront to any decent human asthetic!

The Flash: Okay, I'll just take you back to prison, where you won't have to look at the ugly old sculptures anymore.

Ultra-Humanite: You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words jejune though they were, did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them and therefore call a truce in honor of the season.

The Flash: Seriously?

Ultra-Humanite: You'll have the toy to give to your young friends. I'm improving it, too.

The Flash: [Being a bit suspicious] It's not gonna blow up or anything?

Ultra-Humanite: Flash. It IS Christmas.

The Flash: Ok, but why did you hit me?

Ultra-Humanite: You hit me first. Hand me that screwdriver, will you?

The Flash: Hey, kids, Santa Flash is back! [all the children cheer] Along with my special helper, Freaky The Snowman! [all the children grow silent]

Ultra-Humanite: Just give them the toy and take me to jail.

The Flash: Are you sure it won't, y'know [makes an exploding noise]

Ultra-Humanite: Oh, for heaven's sake!

DJ Rubba' Ducky: [In Ultra-Humanite's voice] Hello, children, come close and I'll tell you a story.

Child 1: Is that DJ Rubba' Ducky?

Child 2: He sounds weird.

DJ Rubba' Ducky: [In Ultra-Humanite's voice] Little Clara had just received a beautifull toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious hërr drosselmeyer.

Ultra-Humanite: Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?

The Flash: I kinda liked it when he made the poopey noise...

 

[spiderbob]

Cyclops: Ready.
Storm: Ready.
Colossus: Ready.
Spider-Man: Meh.

- Ultimate Spider-Man #93