Corrupt a Super Power: whats the worst that can happen?

[MissMarvelous]

Someone giving you trouble?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Ya live in a rural area yer gonna get conservative folks and they may be loud talking their opinions in the store or gas station or wherever and some of what they say may trigger emotions, it's the price you pay for the natural beauty around you.

Able to lower gravity around a single object and boot that sucker into space.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ya live in a rural area yer gonna get conservative folks and they may be loud talking their opinions in the store or gas station or wherever and some of what they say may trigger emotions, it's the price you pay for the natural beauty around you.

Pay no attention to them. They have no idea, or maybe they do but feel threatened by it. Someone who is so against something that is not "politically correct / socially accepted" must love it -not so- deep inside.

Granted! That could be fun... let's try with this object...

The Power to see people for what they really are.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Hear that? That's you losing faith in humanity after seeing what people are really like on the inside, terrible power.

Rose-tinted Blinders, warps reality to change all the really horrible stuff to very light and cheery things.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Rose wine?? Cool! In desperate times you drink the blinders (don't know how) and get wasted! No more Rose-tinted blinders for you.

The Power to stop my past self from getting myself in awful situations.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Just before you do anything you might regret you get an impending sense of Doom making you second guess everything leading you to not taking any risks = no rewards.

Ability to be perfectly positioned at all times to be inches out of danger.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now the FBI is after you because you look absolutely guilty. "He was seen in the premises looking all guilty, not a single scratch". That's shady.

The power to take only 5 mins power naps.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

During those 5 minutes you're getting 8 full hours of sleep, but you age the same rate.

The power to shoot Tribbles out of my hands.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but what do they do? Are those wigs???

The Power to change the color of the sky

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Changing the color of the sky interferes with photosynthesis and all the plant life dies.

Ability to dodge my Mom's phone calls.

 

[MissMarvelous]

That's easily fixed with "caller ID" and lots of courage.

The ability to go to places via G-Maps

 

[Rozen Thorne]

That's easily fixed with "caller ID" and lots of courage.

You underestimate my Mom, when she has a bone to pick there's no where to run, no place to hide. They modeled the Texas Rangers and the Canadian Mounties on her.

Unless you have exact coordinates you'll end up miles away from where you want to be, even then MapTeleport glitches out all the time.

Able to copy the drawing style of artists by viewing their work and producing original content from my imagination.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I can't allow you to do that, those are called author's rights and to protect them is my job.

The power to travel through the internet just like in wreck it Ralph, and enter into people's computers and see their search history and everything else muehehehehe

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your faith in humanity is shaken to it's core by what you find, people are weird in public and terrifying in their computers.

I wish all little kids had force fields that shielded them from directed harm (they'll be hurt if they fall down or bump into a wall but a slap or kick will tickle)

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, would that include they will be protected against people with bad intentions too?

The Power to solve those "Unsolved Mysteries" on Netflix.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Turns out those are all made up, you become a famous debunker of scammers, paints a target on your back.

Power to Flavorblast™ food to make it 10x better.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Uh yeah, Flavorblast my cheese bread sticks!

The Power to turn annoying people and animals into stuffies for 24 hours.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Works the first few times and then someone sees a stuffed animal walking around and then everyone brings out the flamethrowers anytime some thing even twitches.

Summon resources (Water, minerals, precious metals) from deep space in nice orderly packages to a site of my choosing.

 

[MissMarvelous]

May I see your permit, please? Yes, I'm the pawlice.

The Power to create a replica of myself to deal with my family, while the real me can remain unbothered.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

They like her better than you and then wonder why you're so different around them when the real you visits.

The power to imbue small animals with tremendous strength/speed/durability for a short amount of time.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, now all the animals of the world are pumped! They are all acting like crazy, it's pure utter rage ... Oh, wait. It's gone.

The Power to find people's important lost items

 

[Rozen Thorne]

For every item you find something else goes missing, one of the laws of the universe I'm afraid.

Set portals not just to different places but different times and dimensions.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Your age matches the timeline you want to go to, so if you set a date previous to your birth... dude, no.. don't do that.

The Power to change the color of things by touching it.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I guess that would be one way of ending racism.

The power to shower my favorite streamers with thousands of gift subs.

 

[MissMarvelous]

You want to give them submissives? Submissives are people too! Submissives are not gifts!!! We are not gi... Oh, you mean subscriptions. Ok, you can do that.

The Power of 100 Karens.