Corrupt A Wish

[Sensi]

You will know it is going to last but you don't want it anymore.

I wish I had a warm cup of coffee.

 

[J'adore]

You get one, but you spill it all down your chest and it burns! It burns I tell you, it burnsssssssssss!

I wish I had a pet Unicorn

 

[Kane52630]

you will but once you pet it, it will become a normal horse

I wish I can buy a movie theater just for myself

 

[LOBO3315a]

You buy the theatre, but the projector only plays the movie you hate the most.

I wish I understood human nature.

 

[J'adore]

You do understand it, but you find out the CIA don't want you to find it out and eliminate you.

I wish there was a place like Old Town in the film/graphic novel Sin City

 

[Kane52630]

There is a place like Old Town, but you are not invited

I wish Comicvine wasnt so difficult to use

 

[Sensi]

It won't be because it will close down

I wish Halloween's weather will be cloudy and spooky looking.

 

[J'adore]

It will but it will be ruined by horrible storms.

I wish I was Marilyn Monroe!

[And comicvine is not hard to use!]

 

[Anubis]

Fine, you're dead.


I wish I could get away with just one murder.

 

[J'adore]

You do, but then you are overcome with guilt and kill yourself in the end.

I wish I could pimp slap anyone who annyos me

 

[Kane52630]

You will but you will be slapping a lot of people
...
*J'adore slaps*

ouch.

Spoiler

I wish Family Guy can be funny again like in the first 3 seasons

 

[J'adore]

LOL Thanks '_'

It does get funny but you can't watch it because they ban you for saying that.

I wish I was just like Black Widow from the comics

 

[LOBO3315a]

You become an ink drawing, at the whim of a madman with a pen.

I wish people were more honest.

 

[Orb]

People tell you how they really think and feel about you which makes you feel hated and alone and soon lead to suicide.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

[lou2099]

the animals will tell you how they really think and feel about you which makes you feel hated and alone and soon lead to suicide.

I wish earth girls are easy.

 

[J'adore]

They do become easy but disagree with your SHH avatar and leave you

I wish I had natural brown hair

 

[Anubis]

Done, but you develop an nasty case of Alopecia and lose all of your hair. (And I do mean all)


I wish I could turn my five senses off and on at will.

 

[Sensi]

You will but then you will go insane turning each one off constantly.

I wish this weekend would be lots of fun.

 

[Pink Ranger]

It will be lots of fun ... for the evil rich guys hunting you for sport.

I wish I was a better dancer.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You become the best dancer in the world! But you break your leg doing it, and are perpetually sad.

I wish I could become a professional wrestler for a day.

 

[Orb]

You do but on that day of your match you die from splitting your skull in half.

I wish I could ride a unicorn.

 

[J'adore]

You do but the unicorn turns rogue and stabs you with it's horn

I wish magic was real

 

[Anubis]

Done, but you are enslaved by an evil tree wizard who uses your skin for toilet paper.


I wish had telekinisis.

 

[J'adore]

yuckkyy!!

You do, but you're on a jet with all your friends and you begin to crash in to the water so you use all your power to stop it, only to pass out and be possessed by the one and only Phoenix Force, which leads to you becoming crazy and soon you become overwhelmed with power and die.

I wish wishes actually came true

 

[Sensi]

They will but unfortunately a spell will be put on you making every wish you wish be horrible.

I wish to have a fun night.