Corrupt A Wish

[Sensi]

You wish us all a Merry Christmas but then realize it isn't Christmas at all and we all start laughing at you. You are totally embarrassed and run home never to come out again.

I wish to buy a beautiful red dress to wear to a fancy Christmas party.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will have the red dress, you put it on and it fits just right. You will go to a fancy christmas party in a ballroom. Snow lightly falling outside you can see through the windows as you slowly walk down the staircase to the crowd of people. Every man almost on instinct turns in your direction, looking up at you longingly. You feel slightly flustered while taking a step, breaking a heel and fall down the stairs into the dining table.


I wish that I could actually feel cheery about the holidays.

 

[Sensi]

( I would laugh at me if I did that )

You will feel cheery about the holidays because you will finally allow someone to get close enough to you to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Your glow will show through to everyone and your Christmas morning will be beautiful You can't wait to tell the person that has made you so cheery how much you are in love with her. She calls and you pick up the phone and she says "Merry Christmas, FRIEND. Your heart drops.

I wish to let no one ruin my holidays.

 

[LOBO3315a]

No one ruins your holidays. However all the other days are ruined.

I wish I knew if I were going to be at the same job 4 years from now.

 

[Sensi]

You will know you will but you find out as you go, your salary will be cut in half and you will be reduced to being the guy everyone laughs at.

I wish to never put up with things I know I shouldn't ever again.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will never put up with them again. Your life will be easier on you, but it eventually gets boring and there are no challenges for you in it out. It becomes mundane and there is no fullfillment. You then lash out at everyone you have any feelings for. Then try to challenge youself to get them to forgive you only it fails.


I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for. Something I actually should wish for.

 

[Sensi]

You will figure this out but it will be too late and you will have lost the one chance you had for happiness.

I wish people understand the slightest kindness to others can make life so much better for both.

 

[Vengeance]

Everybody in the world will suddenly realize this after its reported an asteroid will hit Earth & destroy in 24hrs.

I wish I could travel two years into the future

 

[LOBO3315a]

You travel 2 years into the future, but stay in the same location. 1 year 11 months 29 days and 23 hours prior to that an asteroid hit the Earth & destroyed it. You suffocate, freeze, and are battered about by new asteroid belt that formed from the fragments of the Earth.

I wish I could get on World of Warcraft right now.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

You will, but the enitre thing will crash and it will be all your doing.

I wish for the Nile

 

[Sensi]

You get Nile, Georgia and all of it's 153 people to take care of the rest of your life.

I wish Christmas wouldn't be hot.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

It won't be, but it'll become so incredibly cold it will start the second ice age 9and there will be no mammoths that sound like Ray Romano!)

I wish for a better life.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Your life becomes better....better than a hobo's and not by very much.

I wish that I could control my temper.

 

[Sensi]

You will AFTER everyone leaves you.

I wish I was a big poster in the hype and all the guys drooled over my very existence.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

You will but then you'll slip on the drool, falling and breaking your back so you'll have to spend the res of your days in a wheechair.

I wish for love.

 

[Bruce Banner]

All of your hopes and future plans almost seems not as worthwhile as this girl who entered your life. After awhile you begin to question if you are not thinking clearly. You begin to seriously ponder that maybe your youthful naivetivity might be clouding your judgment. You somehow come up to conclusion that she is "just" another girl, who may be getting in the way of your other future plans. You somehow rationalize the idea to try and do hurtful things to test her affection for you to be sure. You are the first and only person to ever break her heart. She can't forgive you, You can't even forgive yourself. You both end up growing older, emotionally hollow people and alone.

I wish to make my mark on the world writing meaningful literature.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You will, but sadly no one reads your missives until centuries after your timley death. They are thought of as comedy.

I wish I had a Philly Cheesesteak!

 

[Sensi]

You will but it will be your girl friend. Her name of course is Philly Cheesesteak.

I wish for a beautiful Christmas avy.

 

[J'adore]

You do have one but it is too large and the SHH does not accept it.

I wish for bling this year

 

[Sensi]

You will get it but it won't be what you like and you will become very depressed.

I wish I had a best friend.

 

[J'adore]

You do but they turn out they are a Terminator and are forced to kill you and then you are killed.

I wish I was a black belt in Karate

 

[Sensi]

You will be only because you flirted with the instructor. This will turn out badly for you since many will challenge your ability.

I wish the holidays were over.

 

[Bruce Banner]

The holidays for you are over for you. Some weird and bizarre "GroundHog Day" type event happens that causes everyone in the world to relive the holiday season over and over again accept for you. Even when they look at the calender and see its January 2nd, they think its in the middle of december. You yell and scream at everyone that it is over. But they all smile and continue to buy more gifts and blast christmas music.


I wish that some people took a hint.

 

[J'adore]

They do take a hint but analyze it as something else which causes mass destruction.

I wish christians allowed athiests to celebrate xmas!

 

[Sensi]

They will open their arms to all and everyone will share in the joy of Christmas but then people become bored because they have nothing left to moan about.

I wish people would say what they mean and mean what they say.