Could you live without your penis?

[Badger]

But, you could still catch.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Did Terry run out of ideas for threads again?

 

[Majik1387]

But, you could still catch.

No one wants to play only half the game. That's like playing Monopoly with one die.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Of course not.

 

[Badger]

You have so far, what's the big deal?

Catheter FTW!!!

 

[BizarroAids]

Wouldn't it be easier to just become a girl at that point?? Then you could be a lesbian. Game Over.

 

[AndThePickles]

Oh, terry. The tranny is on America's Next Top Model, not Project Runway Unless there are two!

 

[Badger]

Seriously?

Well, a quess if a Bond Girl can do it...

Spoiler

 

[BizarroAids]

Seriously?

Well, a quess if a Bond Girl can do it...

Spoiler

Man, I was kidding. You didn't have to go and post that. Now I'm never going to watch a Bond flick again. And probably add on a few nightmares of a penisless world.

 

[Yerzrinot]

Yes, ok, Chuck Norris.

I'm pretty sure if someone threatened Chuck Norris's penis it would grab and strangle them like some sort of Freudian python from hell.

 

[PyroChamber]

This sounds like something Dante and Randal would talk about, or something the guys might try to do on It's Always Sunny.

 

[Cmill216]

Thread title of the year. Bravo, Terry. Bravo.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

As an elderly impotent man? Of course; I'd be bat**** crazy anyway. The only thing you can do at that age is cop a feel anyway. . . asides from perhaps living a more satisfying life.

As I am now? Not possible. My libido is too healthy to cope with those kinds of withdrawals.

Dave Chapelle was very apropos in stating:

"I say a lot of racist jokes, and my mouth says racist things ... but my penis is a humanitarian ..."

 

[bullets]

you take my penis you may as well kill me. i understand some people say how they could deal with it but i couldn't. yeah maybe if i was old but i dont want that situation any worse than it is. i once saw a guy that had some sort of weird contraption because his penis was cut off it was sick and would make you never want to piss again. i couldn't stand even knowing it wasnt there anymore.

 

[The Question]

I'd be cool.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Yes. Approximately half of the world's population lives without their penises, so it can't be THAT hard.

By "Half of the world's popuation" I'm assuming, You mean Women...they didn't have a penis in the begining so obviously can live without having one...go ask a girl if she will be able to live without a vagina

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How do people who've been castrated urinate?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Like broken men who are reminded that they're masculinity is no longer there.

 

[AndThePickles]

How do people who've been castrated urinate?

Ugh, I never thought about that. Sounds messy

 

[Spidey-Bat]

How do people who've been castrated urinate?

Castration is the removal of the testicles, not the penis.

 

[AndThePickles]

Oh, durr.

 

[terry78]

Thread title of the year. Bravo, Terry. Bravo.

See, Cmill gets it. He knows how important these things are. Every thread don't have to be about the state of the world. Sometimes it's just about the dick.

 

[Crook]

Terry's all about the dick.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

low-blow but still funny.t:

 

[terry78]

Terry's all about the dick.

Your mama knows this.