Dude, don't bring yourself down like that. Hipsters don't even mow lawns: they get up at the crack of noon and do yoga until the positive energy cuts the grass for them.
I feel the same way. I was out at my cousin's the other day and he was going to throw away this giant rotten squash he had, so I just took it and put it in the bed of my truck for later. It's now providing the necessary carbon for my compost pile. I am finding it hard though to provide enough brown, carbon rich material to offset all of the green nitrogen-filled grass clippings.
Speaking of grass clippings, I've gone very green with my mower and opted for a reel mower rather than an electric or gas one. It's a bit harder to push, but with my small lawn it doesn't take too long at all to cut it and it would be so wastful to use any other kind. Plus, it's very hipster.
He's amazingly hard to seduce! I even laid out the comics in a romantic trail to the bed. I got nuffin! 
The same thing happened to the top section on my bookshelf. 
I like how the bottom one is backwards.
I think I have the same shelf. I bought it to set up my GI Joes on.
I know, pathetic.
I always wanted one of those sweet yellow rulers with the little liquid leveler thingies inside. Marx, can I borrow yours?
Marx getting ready to level the **** out of that wall shelf.
That's a big part of why I don't do menial labor.
Yeah, I got the same one at Target. I live 10 mins away from one (walking) and I carried it all the way from the store, up a steep hill, and to my house, and then built it myself too. I have my dvds and tv shows on the top shelf, my comics and TPBs in the middle, and every book I had to buy because of school on the bottom.
