Dew k. Mosi Question Thread Part Two

[Kyalesyin]

I have to work tonight, smexy

Can I turn up where you work and abduct you?

 

[CyberFaust]

nah i have the tape of that tomorow?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What action figures did I buy from Target today?

those aren't action figures, they are BRATZ dolls

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Can I turn up where you work and abduct you?

Only after I get the paycheck

 

[Ash J. Williams]

those aren't action figures, they are BRATZ dolls

These aren't:

They're TMNT movie figures -- Karai and Vampire Succubor.

Looks like you've just been proved wrong, Dew.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

These aren't:

They're TMNT movie figures -- Karai and Vampire Succubor.

Looks like you've just been proved wrong, Dew.

that proves nothing. I can JUST as easily claim this is your room

 

[Ash J. Williams]

that proves nothing. I can JUST as easily claim this is your room

But it's not, so you're wrong. Just about every room (except the kitchen and two bathrooms) in my house has dark blue-colored carpeting anyways.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

But it's not, so you're wrong.

But, I say it is, and since this is the Dew k. Mosi thread and NOT the Ash J. Williams thread, my word is law. Therefore, you need go crawl under your Bratz bedspread and quit trying to prove me wrong

 

[Ash J. Williams]

But, I say it is, and since this is the Dew k. Mosi thread and NOT the Ash J. Williams thread, my word is law. Therefore, you need go crawl under your Bratz bedspread and quit trying to prove me wrong

Yeah, whatever. I know you're wrong anyhow...you can't decieve me.

 

[black_dust]

Can you go cross eyed?

I seem to be able to only move one eye and not both

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Yeah, whatever. I know you're wrong anyhow...you can't decieve me.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Can you go cross eyed?

I seem to be able to only move one eye and not both

no I had surgery when I was four because my eyes wouldn't uncross. Now they won't cross at all

 

[Ash J. Williams]

You created that in Photoshop, didn't you?

If so, that was quite a poor attempt for a parody.

 

[black_dust]

no I had surgery when I was four because my eyes wouldn't uncross. Now they won't cross at all

You making that up or is that a real fact?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

You created that in Photoshop, didn't you?

If so, that was quite a poor attempt for a parody.

We have a genius here

 

[Ash J. Williams]

We have a genius here

What's it to you?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

You making that up or is that a real fact?

It's a real fact. I have amblyopia. The muscles that control my eye movement are too long. When I was four, I fell out of a rocking chair and my eyes locked into a crossed position. My eyes were removed with surgical spoons and set on my cheeks. They cut and stitched the muscles into a shorter length, like hemming a cuff, and then my eyes were replaced in the sockets, and I was bandaged up. I was released from the hospital, and my eyes recovered as normally as possible. My left eye is weaker than the right, 20/50 and my right eye to compensate is 20/10. I have horrible peripheral vision and I can't watch 3d movies or have a bright light source on my left side without getting headaches

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What's it to you?

Oh, a wiseguy, huh? Why, I oughta...

I'm Moe

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Oh, a wiseguy, huh? Why, I oughta...

I'm Moe

I'm not featured in that picture at all.

 

[black_dust]

It's a real fact. I have amblyopia. The muscles that control my eye movement are too long. When I was four, I fell out of a rocking chair and my eyes locked into a crossed position. My eyes were removed with surgical spoons and set on my cheeks. They cut and stitched the muscles into a shorter length, like hemming a cuff, and then my eyes were replaced in the sockets, and I was bandaged up. I was released from the hospital, and my eyes recovered as normally as possible. My left eye is weaker than the right, 20/50 and my right eye to compensate is 20/10. I have horrible peripheral vision and I can't watch 3d movies or have a bright light source on my left side without getting headaches

Wow, i hate people messing with my eyes or people messing with their own eyes, one of my most important body parts, chop my legs off but please leave my eyes. I hate flashing lights gives me a bad head so i have to avoid it where ever possible, last year i went to the fair and they had strobes on a ride, i was fooked had to have the next day off work cause i couldn't see.

Ever broken any bones? so far ive been lucky

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I'm not featured in that picture at all.

yeah you are. Look, see behind Moe's hand? The guy getting poked in the eyes? Yeah? That's you

 

[black_dust]

Oh, a wiseguy, huh? Why, I oughta...

I'm Moe

Agh Curly-joe??? wheres the real curly dammit??

 

[Ash J. Williams]

yeah you are. Look, see behind Moe's hand? The guy getting poked in the eyes? Yeah? That's you

In your dreams...

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Wow, i hate people messing with my eyes or people messing with their own eyes, one of my most important body parts, chop my legs off but please leave my eyes. I hate flashing lights gives me a bad head so i have to avoid it where ever possible, last year i went to the fair and they had strobes on a ride, i was fooked had to have the next day off work cause i couldn't see.

Ever broken any bones? so far ive been lucky

I broke my right wrist when I was in preschool because I was pushed off a jungle gym. I had a toe broken when a truck gate was slammed on it a week before I had to dance in a musical.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Agh Curly-joe??? wheres the real curly dammit??

Ash J. Williams is not worth Curly