Dew k. Mosi Question Thread Part Two

[Aesop Rocks]

How close is too close?

 

[ultrasuperduckman]

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[DOG LIPS]

If you threw a party, and you invited 30 people, but you only had 5 cherry pies, each made up of 4 slices, but the 30 people brought 1 friend each, so you cut all the slices in half, then half again, then sent out for pizza, which would add up to 13 slices total, is a hog's ass bacon unless he's sitting on it?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Who writes your material?

I have a staff

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

How old is too old to ride roller coasters?

You're never too old. If you die on top of the loop, then it will be your finest hour

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What did you think of Transformers 2?

I went in with low expectations and they were met Less people and more blowing **** up for Transformers 3, please

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What can you tell me about Marsellus Wallace?

Well, Marsellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody other than Mrs. Wallace.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Did you miss this thread as much as I did?

Yes, yes I did

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

How close is too close?

This seems pushing the limits

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

If you threw a party, and you invited 30 people, but you only had 5 cherry pies, each made up of 4 slices, but the 30 people brought 1 friend each, so you cut all the slices in half, then half again, then sent out for pizza, which would add up to 13 slices total, is a hog's ass bacon unless he's sitting on it?

Ice Cream has no bones

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Are you my daddy?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Are you my daddy?

Considering I have no ability to produce sperm as I have no penis or testicles, I am going to say no.

 

[ultrasuperduckman]

Aww Dew I was looking for "African or European swallow?"

What's the quickest way to get rid of a sunburn?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Aww Dew I was looking for "African or European swallow?"

What's the quickest way to get rid of a sunburn?

I know you were, Bat-Gasm, but then that would have been no fun for me

Take a cheese grater to your flesh and scrape away all that burned area

 

[ultrasuperduckman]

New question.

What's the quickest way to heal grated skin?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

New question.

What's the quickest way to heal grated skin?

Mighty Putty

 

[Nightmare]

Do you get confused for being a guy a lot on here? Do you think its the Dew name?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

If it's so simple, then why didn't he just kill the Bat-man?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Do you get confused for being a guy a lot on here? Do you think its the Dew name?

It's an unidentifiable name, and my avatar is a male character. Plus on a comic book web site, girls are at a premium

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

If it's so simple, then why didn't he just kill the Bat-man?

then, the franchise would die

 

[Ash J. Williams]

What happened?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What happened?

many things

 

[Nightmare]

Last movie you saw that you loved?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Last movie you saw that you loved?

Iron Man... It and I spent a long weekend lost in each others arms, and then when monday came we parted ways amicably and haven't spoken of it since... its our own private treasure