Did the Wrestling Thread Get an "Oh Snap!" from Goldust?

[Kane52630]

 

[OnTheAir]

The future mother of my future children!

 

[sweetre15]

Hey Hunter and NextNolan, I dont mean to pick on TNA but this is too funny to not share imho: http://www.wrestlecrap.com/headlies/headlies-tna-impact-wrestling-finds-a-new-permanent-home/

TNA Finds A New Permanent Home:

Littleton, WV – During an impromptu press conference, TNA Impact Wrestling president Dixie Carter announced that she has signed a new deal procuring a venue to house the wrestling promotion for the next three years.

“We loved the Impact Zone in Tampa, but it was just time to go,” said Carter. “Universal Studios really helped us out, whether it was forcing park goers to watch our matches or giving us scraps of food at the end of the night. When we decided to take our matches out on the road, some said I was crazy. Some said I had absolutely no idea how to run anything, let alone a wrestling company. A few even said I couldn’t draw a picture, let alone a dime. I’m happy to prove those naysayers wrong with our brand new facility right here in Littleton, West Virginia.

Littleton, a former town in West Virginia that was disincorporated in 2004, will serve as the new home and corporate base for TNA. According to the 2010 census, the area boasts a population of 198 and a per capita income of $6,036, the lowest in the state. The matches will take place in the barn of local farmer Jonah T. Hogwollop.


“Whelp, Ms. Dixie done came up to my trailer right over ch’ere and said she wanted to have her Impacty wrasslin’ matches in my barn,” said an overall-clad Hogwollop. “I wasn’t using it fer nothin’ so we worked out a fair deal. Every week Ms. Dixie gives me $20, a tin of Skoal Long Cut Peach Blend, and a dinner date with a wrassler of my choosin’. That Samoey Joey sure does look like a cuddler. Nice and squishy-like.”


“We needed to go back to our roots and be with the common people,” said the heiress of Panda Energy International. “We plan to bring the salt-of-the-earth folk here in Littleton our brand of wrestling that is sure to excite and entertain. Thanks to the hospitality of Mr. Hogwollop, I can’t wait for you all to see the new Impact Barn!”


After crunching the numbers with TNA Chief Financial Officer Dean Broadhead, Carter plans to charge 2 bits a gander for the matches, 3 Eisenhowers for a bottle of King Cobra, and $35 for t-shirts.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Pretty good Smackdown, the 8 man tag main event was a lot of fun, but I hope all this momentum Bryan is building up is not a bad sign for the HIAC outcome.

The Tiple H and Bryan promo that opened the show was good and another strong seed planted for a potential match between the two.

I liked the stuff with Miz and Bray as well, Miz is an ideal stepping stone for the Wyatt's and Bray's mission.

I thought Bertie and Heyman both cut good final promos for their matches this Sunday as well, Heyman is returning to full mad scientist mode lol.

 

[E-Man]

Dat Layla.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Alright, I'm FINALLY going to watch NJPW King of Pro Wrestling 2013. First up is the Dark Eight Man Tag Team Match: CHAOS (Gedo, Jado, Takashi Iizuka, and YOSHI-HASHI) vs Jushin Thunder Liger, Manabu Nakanishi, Super Strong Machine, and Tiger Mask.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Manabu Nakanishi is really getting the hell beaten out of him!

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Hey Hunter and NextNolan, I dont mean to pick on TNA but this is too funny to not share imho: http://www.wrestlecrap.com/headlies/headlies-tna-impact-wrestling-finds-a-new-permanent-home/

TNA Finds A New Permanent Home:

Littleton, WV – During an impromptu press conference, TNA Impact Wrestling president Dixie Carter announced that she has signed a new deal procuring a venue to house the wrestling promotion for the next three years.

“We loved the Impact Zone in Tampa, but it was just time to go,” said Carter. “Universal Studios really helped us out, whether it was forcing park goers to watch our matches or giving us scraps of food at the end of the night. When we decided to take our matches out on the road, some said I was crazy. Some said I had absolutely no idea how to run anything, let alone a wrestling company. A few even said I couldn’t draw a picture, let alone a dime. I’m happy to prove those naysayers wrong with our brand new facility right here in Littleton, West Virginia.

Littleton, a former town in West Virginia that was disincorporated in 2004, will serve as the new home and corporate base for TNA. According to the 2010 census, the area boasts a population of 198 and a per capita income of $6,036, the lowest in the state. The matches will take place in the barn of local farmer Jonah T. Hogwollop.


“Whelp, Ms. Dixie done came up to my trailer right over ch’ere and said she wanted to have her Impacty wrasslin’ matches in my barn,” said an overall-clad Hogwollop. “I wasn’t using it fer nothin’ so we worked out a fair deal. Every week Ms. Dixie gives me $20, a tin of Skoal Long Cut Peach Blend, and a dinner date with a wrassler of my choosin’. That Samoey Joey sure does look like a cuddler. Nice and squishy-like.”


“We needed to go back to our roots and be with the common people,” said the heiress of Panda Energy International. “We plan to bring the salt-of-the-earth folk here in Littleton our brand of wrestling that is sure to excite and entertain. Thanks to the hospitality of Mr. Hogwollop, I can’t wait for you all to see the new Impact Barn!”


After crunching the numbers with TNA Chief Financial Officer Dean Broadhead, Carter plans to charge 2 bits a gander for the matches, 3 Eisenhowers for a bottle of King Cobra, and $35 for t-shirts.

Is it too late to add this into the LOLTNA wiki?

 

[TheNextNolan22]

What the hell was that move Tiger Mask?!

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Ugh, double heat segment. I really don't like that in Tag Matches, especially when they last a long time.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Damn, THAT was a Lariat.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Fun little dark match.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

The official opener is for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Titles. The Forever Hooligans vs TAKA Minchinoku and Taichi.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

The Japanese crowd actually stood up for the Russian National Anthem awesome!

 

[TheNextNolan22]

TAKA looks legit hurt here.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Nevermind.....

 

[TheNextNolan22]

TAKA took that Enziguri like a champ!

 

[TheNextNolan22]

The Hooligans are so entertaining!

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Okay, that finishing sequence was wayyy too rushed. Decent little opener.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Up next is Minoru Suzuki vs Toru Yano.

 

[Warhammer]

Hey Hunter and NextNolan, I dont mean to pick on TNA but this is too funny to not share imho: http://www.wrestlecrap.com/headlies/headlies-tna-impact-wrestling-finds-a-new-permanent-home/

TNA Finds A New Permanent Home:

Littleton, WV – During an impromptu press conference, TNA Impact Wrestling president Dixie Carter announced that she has signed a new deal procuring a venue to house the wrestling promotion for the next three years.

“We loved the Impact Zone in Tampa, but it was just time to go,” said Carter. “Universal Studios really helped us out, whether it was forcing park goers to watch our matches or giving us scraps of food at the end of the night. When we decided to take our matches out on the road, some said I was crazy. Some said I had absolutely no idea how to run anything, let alone a wrestling company. A few even said I couldn’t draw a picture, let alone a dime. I’m happy to prove those naysayers wrong with our brand new facility right here in Littleton, West Virginia.

Littleton, a former town in West Virginia that was disincorporated in 2004, will serve as the new home and corporate base for TNA. According to the 2010 census, the area boasts a population of 198 and a per capita income of $6,036, the lowest in the state. The matches will take place in the barn of local farmer Jonah T. Hogwollop.


“Whelp, Ms. Dixie done came up to my trailer right over ch’ere and said she wanted to have her Impacty wrasslin’ matches in my barn,” said an overall-clad Hogwollop. “I wasn’t using it fer nothin’ so we worked out a fair deal. Every week Ms. Dixie gives me $20, a tin of Skoal Long Cut Peach Blend, and a dinner date with a wrassler of my choosin’. That Samoey Joey sure does look like a cuddler. Nice and squishy-like.”


“We needed to go back to our roots and be with the common people,” said the heiress of Panda Energy International. “We plan to bring the salt-of-the-earth folk here in Littleton our brand of wrestling that is sure to excite and entertain. Thanks to the hospitality of Mr. Hogwollop, I can’t wait for you all to see the new Impact Barn!”


After crunching the numbers with TNA Chief Financial Officer Dean Broadhead, Carter plans to charge 2 bits a gander for the matches, 3 Eisenhowers for a bottle of King Cobra, and $35 for t-shirts.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Suzuki is such an awesome heel.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Eh, that was mediocre. Not much wrestling, but the story was consistent. Similar to their Destruction match.

 

[The Sage]

Man that's a lovely woman.

 

[The Sage]

Interesting stuff going on in TNA backstage with Bischoff now "working from home". Hopefully TNA can rebuild their product and get back to what made them stand out. Been out of the loop with WWE because HHH caused me to lose all interest once he got involved with Bryan.

Not a good time to be a wrestling fan.

I can understand your issues with HHH getting involved due to his history of hijacking angles. Personally I've been enjoying the last few months. Like Hunter, I'm waiting for the payoff to all of this. If this leads to Daniel Bryan getting made a bigger player, then it'll be worth it. If it turns into nothing except centering around the McMahons, then it's a waste and deserving of criticism.

I would suggest checking out NXT though. It's probably the best solid in-ring oriented wrestling show right now.

It's been a struggle for me to keep up with TNA since Bischoff and Hogan had came in. I need to get back into watching it.